Mustang guy (or girl) if....

1) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
8) You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6
13) Your windows squeak
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
18) The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
19) You know what T/A stands for
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
22) You know what PI stands for.
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
24) You laugh hysterically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28) You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the drag strip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttle body. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cup holder is (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
36) You change your exhaust setup more often than u change ur hairstyle.
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Haha, good list. I remember that on corral and most of them are true.:killingme

Mustang guy (or girl) if....

1) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
8) You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6
13) Your windows squeak
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
18) The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
19) You know what T/A stands for
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
22) You know what PI stands for.
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
24) You laugh hysterically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28) You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the drag strip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttle body. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cup holder is (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
36) You change your exhaust setup more often than u change ur mullet.
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10) You recognize the year and trim of that VW Beetle by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
24) You laugh hysterically at New "Beetels", and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.:howdy:
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28) You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour. (not really, VW Beetle are great in the smow
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car (I got a :yay: from a cop before)
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under your bed. Stacked in the bedroom :ohwell:
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.

you have to much time on your hands!!!






oh yeah it works with camaros too!!!! :neener:

you have to much time on your hands!!!






oh yeah it works with camaros too!!!! :neener:


Now I have seen a picture of a guy with a mullet on line.. I think it was a booking photo.. and the caption underneath.


I bet $20 he owns a Camaro!!

Ahhhhhh yes, the Mustang, aka the civic of the domestic world.

Mustang guy (or girl) if....

:lol: some goober in a blue mustang tried real hard and popped in line ahead of me at a light coming home from work last Friday.

The next light I stopped at, he was in the previous zip code

:fixed:

That would be true if it referenced Camaros, particularly the third gen models.

Mustang guy (or girl) if....

1) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.


This makes me miss my Grand National. :frown:

Never did make anybody crap their pants but two people DID pee themselves a tiny bit. And that's no ####. :biggrin:

Now I drive a grandpamobile and that's no #### either. :ohwell:

This makes me miss my Grand National. :frown:

Never did make anybody crap their pants but two people DID pee themselves a tiny bit. And that's no ####. :biggrin:

Now I drive a grandpamobile and that's no #### either. :ohwell:

Saw one on Rt1 yesterday...

:buddies:

All of the above are true - plus:

One thing hasn't changed in 33 years of owning Mustangs:

The best looking girls drive Mustangs!

:buddies:

Well being a die hard chevy guy even I will admit I like Mr.X's car. Its sweet!

Now that I have sucked up some, whats a T/A or PI? :lmao:

Well being a die hard chevy guy even I will admit I like Mr.X's car. Its sweet!

Now that I have sucked up some, whats a T/A or PI? :lmao:

PI is the "performance improvement" (H/C/I) done to the 99+ mustangs because the 96-98 gt's were extremely slow. T/A should be the traction assistance i beleive (traction control).

The best looking girls drive Mustangs!
:buddies:

Only if you like the ones that roll their own tampons and kick start their vibrators...

And I thought it was the car that made them smile.

:lmao:

X,

your a ricer... shush it

Well being a die hard chevy guy even I will admit I like Mr.X's car. Its sweet!

Now that I have sucked up some, whats a T/A or PI? :lmao:

:lmao: Thanks, that means a lot coming from a Chevy nut!

PI is the "performance improvement" (H/C/I) done to the 99+ mustangs because the 96-98 gt's were extremely slow. T/A should be the traction assistance i beleive (traction control).

Thaaats right :yay:

X,

your a ricer... shush it

Funny, I heard the same about you....something about Uncle Ben's?
:killingme

Mustang guy (or girl) if....

1) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
8) You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6
13) Your windows squeak
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
18) The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
19) You know what T/A stands for
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
22) You know what PI stands for.
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
24) You laugh hysterically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28) You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the drag strip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttle body. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cup holder is (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
36) You change your exhaust setup more often than u change ur hairstyle.
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Thanks again for letting me miss my 91 GT..........:buttkick:

:lmao:

Thanks again for letting me miss my 91 GT..........:buttkick:

:lmao:

Not a problem, happy to assist :whistle: