Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the
fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win $100.00

A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's
playing
baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "screw you, towel-head!"

:killingme

but tell it with the accent this time, will ya! :lol:

Originally posted by crabcake
:killingme

but tell it with the accent this time, will ya! :lol: Its better spoken, isnt it?

Originally posted by mainman
Its better spoken, isnt it?

you didn't do the accent then, either. :ohwell:

Originally posted by crabcake
you didn't do the accent then, either. :ohwell: I will do it the next time I see you....K?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by mainman
I will do it the next time I see you....K?:rolleyes:

now THAT's presumptuous! :wink:

I can tell you where that won't be, though. :bubble:

:lol:

Originally posted by crabcake
now THAT's presumptuous! :wink:

I can tell you where that won't be, though. :bubble:

:lol: Hey, I get that...........:killingme

Originally posted by mainman
Hey, I get that...........:killingme
Smack! I thought we agreed to shut up you two! :wink:

:shrug: what'd I say?