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kermitt
10-03-2008, 11:54 AM
My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........

Cowgirl
10-03-2008, 11:59 AM
:eyebrow:

morningbell
10-03-2008, 12:03 PM
My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........

Its a vagina, not a clown car :ohwell:

kwillia
10-03-2008, 12:04 PM
You should trade her for an ATV.

morningbell
10-03-2008, 12:06 PM
You should trade her for an ATV.

:killingme

kermitt
10-03-2008, 12:07 PM
You should trade her for an ATV.

She howls too much.

Chasey_Lane
10-03-2008, 12:09 PM
My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........Stop cooking bacon or sausage.

kwillia
10-03-2008, 12:09 PM
She howls too much.

Dur... don't attempt to trade her until after breakfast.

morningbell
10-03-2008, 12:10 PM
Eat oatmeal, your colon and heart will love you :yay:

kermitt
10-03-2008, 12:11 PM
Dur... don't attempt to trade her until after breakfast.

Hold on. The dog or the wife?

kermitt
10-03-2008, 12:12 PM
Stop cooking bacon or sausage.

I can't I love it so. I do eat oatmeal Cookies when the Cookie monsters cant see me. Please no Miss Piggy jokes it makes her sad.

Cowgirl
10-03-2008, 12:14 PM
I think you should cook the beagle in the morning.

kermitt
10-03-2008, 12:16 PM
I think you should cook the beagle in the morning.

Almost happened this morning. Stupid Beagle got me in trouble.

Chasey_Lane
10-03-2008, 12:47 PM
I can't I love it so. I do eat oatmeal Cookies when the Cookie monsters cant see me. Please no Miss Piggy jokes it makes her sad.

Stick the dog outside then. :dork:

Larry Gude
10-03-2008, 12:58 PM
Its a vagina, not a clown car :ohwell:

:lmao:

I can't believe you said that!!! :killingme

morningbell
10-03-2008, 01:11 PM
:lmao:

I can't believe you said that!!! :killingme

:shrug: I'm just sayin....

Larry Gude
10-03-2008, 01:12 PM
:shrug: I'm just sayin....

...I laughed. I'm using that one!

kelb
10-03-2008, 01:23 PM
Its a vagina, not a clown car :ohwell:

:roflmao: Ok that made me laugh so hard I forgot what I was gonna say!!!!!

morningbell
10-03-2008, 01:25 PM
for Larry & Kelb

frequentflier
10-03-2008, 01:54 PM
My Beagle won't let anyone sleep if she smells sausage or bacon cooking in the morning. She starts howling and wakes everone up. (7 kids and a tired Mommy) This is becoming a big problem because when I get up and eat breakfast before my trash route @ 0400, I love me some pork, any suggestions?..........


Eat out?

kelb
10-04-2008, 03:28 PM
for Larry & Kelb

:killingme

kermitt
10-05-2008, 08:22 AM
Thanks' everybody. Oatmeal it is.

ocean733
10-05-2008, 08:55 AM
OMG! This thread has me spitting out my drink!!! :roflmao: :lol:


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