WTF is this?? I found it by the barn this evening..What should I do? Do you think it has mange? :jameo:

WTF is this?? I found it by the barn this evening..What should I do? Do you think it has mange? :jameo:

It's a Stork..

An Adjutant Stork

It's a Stork..

An Adjutant Stork


He's cute I fed him some bread and horse food tonight..I think I will keep him as a pet...wanna come see him?

He's cute I fed him some bread and horse food tonight..I think I will keep him as a pet...wanna come see him?

:popcorn: 3...2...1

I think it has mange. I have always been told to rub used motor on it. I think it will grow back its feathers. Good luck. Thanks for giving it a good home :huggy:

I think it has mange. I have always been told to rub used motor on it. I think it will grow back its feathers. Good luck. Thanks for giving it a good home :huggy:

Oh GOD I hope your joking! :faint:

He's cute I fed him some bread and horse food tonight..I think I will keep him as a pet...wanna come see him?

If he's in your barn, he may be lost..

But Ugly is now cool, so he's good.

Thats just plain retarted. I will spray some horse medicine spray on it..

Ok, just in case she's not joking, you don't put motor oil on it, it will kill it. That bird is supposed to be that ugly. Poor thing. Paso you're the sweetest person I know! :huggy:

If he's in your barn, he may be lost..

But Ugly is now cool, so he's good.

And if this stork delivers babies, PROBABLY not the kind of baby you'd want.

Thats just plain retarted. I will spray some horse medicine spray on it..


Actually I think Bear Grylls said to pee on it, it will get better.

That is the ugliest damn bird I have ever seen. :lmao:

And if this stork delivers babies, PROBABLY not the kind of baby you'd want.

If it brings any 2 legged babies I am going to shoot it...4 legged are ok.. :yay:

That is the ugliest damn bird I have ever seen. :lmao: I wonder if it knew about the hairless cats and dog I have and just was attracted here?

I heard if you melted margarine and spread it on the bald areas and left it out in the full sun that it would be better in no time!!

I wonder if it knew about the hairless cats and dog I have and just was attracted here?
See, I wasn't going to go there. :lmao:

I heard if you melted margarine and spread it on the bald areas and left it out in the full sun that it would be better in no time!!

Baked bird. :yum:

I wonder if it knew about the hairless cats and dog I have and just was attracted here?

Only if they are dead.:jerry:

See, I wasn't going to go there. :lmao:



Baked bird. :yum:

Oh yeah I have some Emeril's Essence we can throw at it after we put the margarine on it. :drool:

My mama done told me... :whistle:

I just went out and checked on him..he seems cold..and his nose is running some..I wonder what the normal temp is of a bird? He does not seem well :frown:

I just went out and checked on him..he seems cold..and his nose is running some..I wonder what the normal temp is of a bird? He does not seem well :frown:

Maybe inky should come look at it. What color is the snot?

I just went out and checked on him..he seems cold..and his nose is running some..I wonder what the normal temp is of a bird? He does not seem well :frown:

Do you have a meat thermometer?

Do you have a meat thermometer?

I have a digital meat thermometer. :yay:

Maybe inky should come look at it. What color is the snot?

Its yellowish I think I am going to give him a shot of penicillin..

Do you have a meat thermometer?

:smack: I can't stick that up his :gossip:

Its yellowish I think I am going to give him a shot of penicillin..



:smack: I can't stick that up his :gossip:

That's prolly a good idea, but how do you know how much to give? And who's gonna protect you from that beak when you give him that shot?

Maybe you should duct tape his bill shut before you shoot him.

:smack: I can't stick that up his :gossip:

That wouldn't be a Meat thermometer, but a rectal Thermometer..

I think he is really bad off...I hope he makes it till morning WTF is Inky :bawl:

Do you have a meat thermometer?

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I think he is really bad off...I hope he makes it till morning WTF is Inky :bawl:

Maybe you should pick that crust off his head, it might make him feel better. Try some myristic acid that will take it right off!

I am really upset...Loper posted these to make me feel better

http://forums.somd.com/photography/157022-priceless-pics-wee-loper.html#post3303367

:lmao::lmao::lmao:


:smack: I wanna keep him not eat him

I am really upset...Loper posted these to make me feel better

http://forums.somd.com/photography/157022-priceless-pics-wee-loper.html#post3303367
Good Lord. Do you have a thing for not so attractive animals? :jet:

Good Lord. Do you have a thing for not so attractive animals? :jet:

Wanna be my friend :huggy:

Wanna be my friend :huggy:

OH NO YOU DIDN'T! :jet:

:roflmao:

:roflmao:

How's my boy?


Did someone pick him up today for show?

How's my boy?


Did someone pick him up today for show?

Why, did you see him?? That bastard better not be stepping out on me?!!:frown:

Wanna be my friend :huggy:

Nah. I'm not your type. My hair is to the middle of my back and no mange. :huggy:






:lmao:

Nah. I'm not your type. My hair is to the middle of my back and no mange. :huggy:






:lmao:


We can fix that :wink:

We can fix that :wink:

No ma'am. You are not lubing me up and tossing me in the sun. Nor are you putting motor oil on me. :lmao:

No ma'am. You are not lubing me up and tossing me in the sun. Nor are you putting motor oil on me. :lmao:

I think she was referring to her clippers! :evil:





































j/k :lmao:

Why, did you see him?? That bastard better not be stepping out on me?!!:frown:

Sorry wrong Beelzel :doh:



I'm in California. :buddies:

I think she was referring to her clippers! :evil:
j/k :lmao:

Not a chance. I do need a few inches chopped off but no can do clippers.

No ma'am. You are not lubing me up and tossing me in the sun. Nor are you putting motor oil on me. :lmao:

Take your temp with a candy thermometer...........opps that was another thread..

Take your temp with a candy thermometer...........opps that was another thread..

I like candy. :yum:

You guys crack me up............:killingme

Now that bird is ugly but he does look sick.....I hope everything works out for the bird.....good luck!

You guys crack me up............:killingme

Now that bird is ugly but he does look sick.....I hope everything works out for the bird.....good luck!

I am afraid he is going to die :dead: :frown: I just went and fed him some catfish I had..

I am afraid he is going to die :dead: :frown: I just went and fed him some catfish I had..

That's what I'm afraid of too, maybe we should have made this a serious thread. :ohwell:

Poor birdy. :frown:

That's what I'm afraid of too, maybe we should have made this a serious thread. :ohwell:

Poor birdy. :frown:

If he dies I know whats for dinner tomorrow...bald bird..the other white meat :otter:

That's what I'm afraid of too, maybe we should have made this a serious thread. :ohwell:

Poor birdy. :frown:

I am so ashamed of myself.

Sorry bird. I hope that your mommy gets her new bird back to shape in no time. I also hope that she gives her new bird special attention so that you have a speedy recovery. :smile:

If he dies I know whats for dinner tomorrow...bald bird..the other white meat :otter:

Oh shiat! :killingme

I am afraid he is going to die :dead: :frown: I just went and fed him some catfish I had..

::smack: You had catfish & didn't share with me?

It's a Chi Chi Bird.

You hear them at night during the winter.

They make a unique sound: Kee kee kee kee Christ it's cold!!

Robin Hood, he shall be called.

Nah. I'm not your type. My hair is to the middle of my back and no mange. :huggy:






:lmao:

Be careful, she'll shave your bird and dye your hair pink to match her other animals.

You all won't believe this but the bird layed an egg last night..

You all won't believe this but the bird layed an egg last night..

did you have an omelet for breakfast?

You all won't believe this but the bird layed an egg last night..

:faint:

If he dies I know whats for dinner tomorrow...bald bird..the other white meat :otter:

I don't think a vulture would eat that bird, but if you do take pictures!

I don't think a vulture would eat that bird, but if you do take pictures!

Oh cool pictures of a vulture actually devouring it's find. That would be so cool. I've always wanted to see their eating habits! :sarcasm:




:lmao:

How in the world did I miss this thread? Paso, how is the poor thing doing today? What did you do with the egg? Is it "sitting" on it? Did you ever hear from Inkpen?

WTF is this?? I found it by the barn this evening..What should I do? Do you think it has mange? :jameo:

WOW.....Paso.......how cool a find!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a Marabou stork....

This is the one that excaped from the National Zoo durning the last big storm.
There is a huge reward for its safe return!!!
I believe the reward is up to $25,000.00

Here is the info. (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/Birds/Facts/FactSheets/fact-maraboustork.cfm)

I think this is the number to call: 202.633.4800

Way to go!!!!
You are one lucky bird finder!! :yahoo:

WOW.....Paso.......how cool a find!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a Marabou stork....

This is the one that excaped from the National Zoo durning the last big storm.
There is a huge reward for its safe return!!!
I believe the reward is up to $25,000.00

Here is the info. (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/Birds/Facts/FactSheets/fact-maraboustork.cfm)

I think this is the number to call: 202.633.4800

Way to go!!!!
You are one lucky bird finder!! :yahoo:


Wow if thats true it couldn't have happened for a better person :yahoo:

You all won't believe this but the bird layed an egg last night..

:clap: GET IN TOUCH WITH THAT ZOO PRONTO!!!!! :clap:

And if this stork delivers babies, PROBABLY not the kind of baby you'd want.


You all won't believe this but the bird layed an egg last night..

:jameo:

does that mean you get more $$$$ :confused:

WOW.....Paso.......how cool a find!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a Marabou stork....

This is the one that excaped from the National Zoo durning the last big storm.
There is a huge reward for its safe return!!!
I believe the reward is up to $25,000.00

Here is the info. (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/Birds/Facts/FactSheets/fact-maraboustork.cfm)

I think this is the number to call: 202.633.4800

Way to go!!!!
You are one lucky bird finder!! :yahoo:

:yahoo:

And it layed an egg as well!!

:yahoo:

And it layed an egg as well!!

Maybe that is why it escaped...it is a female and it is mating season for them!!!

Maybe in Africa they do the same thing...storm comes, they fly away and go into breeding condition to save the species form the massive floods, etc.

Paso..you saving the eggs?
Not sure if they are fertile or not..but I be the Zoo would like them too.
those birds are expensive!!..$$$$$$$$........

Nice rescue BTW:buddies:

Wow, Paso, how wonderful for you... bet you are feeling all warm and fuzzy right now, huh... :smile:

Wow, Paso, how wonderful for you... bet you are feeling all warm and fuzzy right now, huh... :smile:

:yeahthat: Can you keep it?????

This thread rocks!!

I should get a piece of that pie, I was telling her how to medicate it! :mad:

:yeahthat: Can you keep it?????

eff that, I'd rather have the 25k

I should get a piece of that pie, I was telling her how to medicate it! :mad:

I am so glad she did not eat it :roflmao:

I am so glad she did not eat it :roflmao:

I mean with a little "BAM!" it woulda tasted awesome! :yum:

My cousin works at the zoo, I told her about the boards and finding the bird. She is going to look on here and get in touch with the person that found it.

My cousin works at the zoo, I told her about the boards and finding the bird. She is going to look on here and get in touch with the person that found it.

Wonderful! :smile:

My cousin works at the zoo, I told her about the boards and finding the bird. She is going to look on here and get in touch with the person that found it.

:clap:

Talked with my Exotic Bird contact.. the word at the Zoo was it was possibly stolen...maybe that is why is looks so sick.....Zoo is not giving out a lot of public info on this bird....
Apprently people will pay bug bucks to have these as "pets".....but know nothing about how to raise and care for them.

Good thing it got away and found Paso!!!:yahoo:

WOW.....Paso.......how cool a find!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a Marabou stork....

This is the one that excaped from the National Zoo durning the last big storm.
There is a huge reward for its safe return!!!
I believe the reward is up to $25,000.00

Here is the info. (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/Birds/Facts/FactSheets/fact-maraboustork.cfm)

I think this is the number to call: 202.633.4800

Way to go!!!!
You are one lucky bird finder!! :yahoo:


Damn Paso How cool is that. Now you can take a real vacation for a few weeks and not have to work. Damn girl lucky sure fell from the sky to the right person. Good for you. hurry hurry call the number get the moola.:buddies:

All this is wonderful news! I am so happy the bird is alive and well....(except for the mange)
:yahoo:

Talked with my Exotic Bird contact.. the word at the Zoo was it was possibly stolen...maybe that is why is looks so sick.....Zoo is not giving out a lot of public info on this bird....
Apprently people will pay bug bucks to have these as "pets".....but know nothing about how to raise and care for them.

Good thing it got away and found Paso!!!:yahoo:

Just a question: How would one steal a bird that big???? It's not like you can sneak it out under your coat. :shrug:

Do people steal animals from the zoo often?

Just a question: How would one steal a bird that big???? It's not like you can sneak it out under your coat. :shrug:

Do people steal animals from the zoo often?

Good question.

Don't birds have lice or something? Ewwww. I wouldn't want to chance it.

So did Paso call? Did she get the reward?

Good question.

Don't birds have lice or something? Ewwww. I wouldn't want to chance it.

I would think zoo animals are keep really clean and healty....so if someone wanted a good animal...what better place to get it from....
Then it could lay eggs, make babies and person can sell babies for yet more $$$...
We get a lot of exotic birds that are so badly damaged becuse people don't know how to raise animals right....

Paso knows how to care for this stork and will take good care if it!!!:buddies:

So did Paso call? Did she get the reward?

I sure hope so, because she is my new best friend. :biggrin:

I would think zoo animals are keep really clean and healty....so if someone wanted a good animal...what better place to get it from....
Then it could lay eggs, make babies and person can sell babies for yet more $$$...
We get a lot of exotic birds that are so badly damaged becuse people don't know how to raise animals right....

Paso knows how to care for this stork and will take good care if it!!!:buddies:

So it that what it is? A stork?

So don't birds (not zoo kept birds) have lice or something like lice?

So it that what it is? A stork?

So don't birds (not zoo kept birds) have lice or something like lice?

Most if not all birds have feather lice....but like fleas, can be treated with a bug spray.....

People have birds as pets and all are super clean!!!
Just like cats and dogs.....( and people!!)

All animals get ectoparasites...some can be treated and others are so sick, they have to be put down.

I bet if she fed jp's cat to the bird, that mange would clear right up. :yay:

Has anyone called Paso to let her know. Today is Tuesday she normally has dogs and cats to groom.

Has anyone called Paso to let her know. Today is Tuesday she normally has dogs and cats to groom.

Can you go over there? I'm at work and can't leave.

Can you go over there? I'm at work and can't leave.

I'll call her now.. Or go over there sure.

No no. Don't go over there. She knows. Trust me. :yay:

No no. Don't go over there. She knows. Trust me. :yay:

She said she is working right now and is gonna take off a couple of weeks to get the house done. Since she is going to be rolling in the money soon. She hasn't gotten up there to drop it off yet and pick up the reward.

She said she is working right now and is gonna take off a couple of weeks to get the house done. Since she is going to be rolling in the money soon. She hasn't gotten up there to drop it off yet and pick up the reward.

Great news!

She said she is working right now and is gonna take off a couple of weeks to get the house done. Since she is going to be rolling in the money soon. She hasn't gotten up there to drop it off yet and pick up the reward.

What if it dies first? Or escapes?

What if it dies first? Or escapes?

She said she has him in the barn with some horse blankets to keep him warm. I don't think it will escape as it has the egg. She said she has to work because people and critters are depending on her and she doesn't like to dissapoint people.

She said she is working right now and is gonna take off a couple of weeks to get the house done. Since she is going to be rolling in the money soon. She hasn't gotten up there to drop it off yet and pick up the reward.

Will she be sharing the reward? :popcorn:







j/k Congrats paso. You deserved it. And as much as it pains me, thank you Inkpen for sharing your knowledge with Paso regarding the reward. It would have been just as easy for you to pick up the bird and turn it in yourself claiming the reward. Good integrity :yay:

Will she be sharing the reward? :popcorn:







j/k Congrats paso. You deserved it. And as much as it pains me, thank you Inkpen for sharing your knowledge with Paso regarding the reward. It would have been just as easy for you to pick up the bird and turn it in yourself claiming the reward. Good integrity :yay:

Yeah WTG Inkpen and as much as Paso needs it she still would probably use it to help people out.

:frown:

:frown:

You ate it, didn't you...:frown:

You ate it, didn't you...:frown:

It's worse then that...if I ate it I would have at least had something.. Paso needs a :huggy:

It's worse then that...if I ate it I would have at least had something.. Paso needs a :huggy:

:huggy: Someone birdnapped it?

It's worse then that...if I ate it I would have at least had something.. Paso needs a :huggy:

What happened to your bird paso? :bitingfingernails: You didn't run it over did ya? :faint:

It's worse then that...if I ate it I would have at least had something.. Paso needs a :huggy:
Wee ate it, didn't he? :ohwell:

Wee ate it, didn't he? :ohwell:

:huggy: Paso, did it eat the egg or something? What's wrong what hapened to the birdy.

:huggy: Paso, did it eat the egg or something? What's wrong what hapened to the birdy.

I did not want to tell you when you called me...I was working and could not get into it and I did not understand what you were saying until I read this thread....but last night the bird looked good and strong..and I know Inky likes stuff to be free..so I opened the stall door and my paycheck flew away :bawl: I hope maybe if I leave the egg alone she will come back to it..

I did not want to tell you when you called me...I was working and could not get into it and I did not understand what you were saying until I read this thread....but last night the bird looked good and strong..and I know Inky likes stuff to be free..so I opened the stall door and my paycheck flew away :bawl: I hope maybe if I leave the egg alone she will come back to it..

:faint:

I did not want to tell you when you called me...I was working and could not get into it and I did not understand what you were saying until I read this thread....but last night the bird looked good and strong..and I know Inky likes stuff to be free..so I opened the stall door and my paycheck flew away :bawl: I hope maybe if I leave the egg alone she will come back to it..

:cds:

Reminds me of :gossip: minus the money.
:bawl:

Ok, good thoughts and prayes that that bird comes back.

Oh no, Paso! :huggy: Hang in there....maybe Momma will come back to her egg.

I did not want to tell you when you called me...I was working and could not get into it and I did not understand what you were saying until I read this thread....but last night the bird looked good and strong..and I know Inky likes stuff to be free..so I opened the stall door and my paycheck flew away :bawl: I hope maybe if I leave the egg alone she will come back to it..

That's abandonment can't we call Birdie CPS....... Poor Paso you can't get a break can you. Well that really :geek: for you. I will get a large net and catch it if it comes this way.

That's abandonment can't we call Birdie CPS....... Poor Paso you can't get a break can you. Well that really :geek: for you. I will get a large net and catch it if it comes this way.

And I'll keep an eye out for it down the street.

I did not want to tell you when you called me...I was working and could not get into it and I did not understand what you were saying until I read this thread....but last night the bird looked good and strong..and I know Inky likes stuff to be free..so I opened the stall door and my paycheck flew away :bawl: I hope maybe if I leave the egg alone she will come back to it..

Paso...you know that birds cant fly at night.....and you release only when it is fit to be free...any egg laying female is not ready to be free...
No momma would leave her babies....

So fess up..what did you do with the stork?

Paso...you know that birds cant fly at night.....and you release only when it is fit to be free...any egg laying female is not ready to be free...
No momma would leave here babies....

So fess up..what did you do with the stork?

Yeah Paso....cough up the bird!

Two fail operations in one week:jameo:

Operation Isotoner and Operation Fly The Coop.....



Burn the evidence.... You will be contacted with further instructions.....

Paso...you know that birds cant fly at night.....and you release only when it is fit to be free...any egg laying female is not ready to be free...
No momma would leave her babies....

So fess up..what did you do with the stork?

Maybe it left early this mornig for food and someone trapped it or something. Mother birds do have to eat. :shrug:

OMG! :faint:

I bet jp's rabid cat got it! :mad:

The pigeons fly out at night..I turn on all the lights and whosh there they go...I turned on the isle way light and the stall light and opened the door and she took off :bawl: It was not late late but duskish...Thats my story and I am sticking to it.. :huggy: Someone come help me find this freaking bird I will split the reward with you.




Unless Inky knowing my barn area etc came and STOLE the stolen ugg I mean lost crane to collect said reward for self :whistle:

The pigeons fly out at night..I turn on all the lights and whosh there they go...I turned on the isle way light and the stall light and opened the door and she took off :bawl: It was not late late but duskish...Thats my story and I am sticking to it.. :huggy: Someone come help me find this freaking bird I will split the reward with you.




Unless Inky knowing my barn area etc came and STOLE the stolen ugg I mean lost crane to collect said reward for self :whistle:

BB666! Strap on your goat huntin boots, roll around in some carion, grab your headlamp and machete and lets go!

BB666! Strap on your goat huntin boots, roll around in some carion, grab your headlamp and machete and lets go!

Come on we can split it 3 ways...

Come on we can split it 3 ways...

ok, once we find the fugly... er, I mean magnificent creature, how do we catch her? Pillow case over the head? Thats how MYMO caught me, cept it was a sweatshirt :ohwell:
That thing looks she could peck my eyes out.

The pigeons fly out at night..I turn on all the lights and whosh there they go...I turned on the isle way light and the stall light and opened the door and she took off :bawl: It was not late late but duskish...Thats my story and I am sticking to it.. :huggy: Someone come help me find this freaking bird I will split the reward with you.




Unless Inky knowing my barn area etc came and STOLE the stolen ugg I mean lost crane to collect said reward for self :whistle:
Hey is this a cheap way to advertise for your annual snipe hunt? :lol:
Quick organize a new tradition! :whistle:

Oh no!! My head is literally spinning!! :jameo: I can't keep up!! ::cds: I'm sending up my prays for a happy outcome for Paso and her birdy!! I wanna be able to use the :dye: in joy rather than the :geek: if things go bad...

Good luck Paso!!! Hopefully she will come back!

Oh no!! My head is literally spinning!! :jameo: I can't keep up!! ::cds: I'm sending up my prays for a happy outcome for Paso and her birdy!! I wanna be able to use the :dye: in joy rather than the :geek: if things go bad...

Excellent post Belvak! :clap:


:roflmao:

Poor birdie flew away, leaving only an egg...and Wee... :frown:























Hmm...ham and eggs for breakfast tomorrow anyone? :evil:

The pigeons fly out at night..I turn on all the lights and whosh there they go...I turned on the isle way light and the stall light and opened the door and she took off :bawl: It was not late late but duskish...Thats my story and I am sticking to it.. :huggy: Someone come help me find this freaking bird I will split the reward with you.


Unless Inky knowing my barn area etc came and STOLE the stolen ugg I mean lost crane to collect said reward for self :whistle:

I have no idea where you live and have never met you.....
and arn't uggs a type of sheep lined boots made in new Zealand?

And it is a stork that is missing, not a crane....

Get your story straight.....:killingme

I have no idea where you live and have never met you.....
and arn't uggs a type of sheep lined boots made in new Zealand?

And it is a stork that is missing, not a crane....

Get your story straight.....:killingme


:gossip: knows where I live...

I have no idea where you live and have never met you.....
and arn't uggs a type of sheep lined boots made in new Zealand?

And it is a stork that is missing, not a crane....

Get your story straight.....:killingme

It's a bird crane, stork, rooster whatever it's ugly and it flew the coop. I know that paso has been out looking for the darn thing half the night since her daughter got home. If she said it was a crane by accident it could be because 25,000.00 just flew out of her reach literally.

:gossip: knows where I live...

:confused: I never knew your story was crooked?

It's a bird crane, stork, rooster whatever it's ugly and it flew the coop. I know that paso has been out looking for the darn thing half the night since her daughter got home. If she said it was a crane by accident it could be because 25,000.00 just flew out of her reach literally.

It wasn't $25,000.00 when it left :frown:

It wasn't $25,000.00 when it left :frown:

:confused: I thought that was the reward.

:confused: I thought that was the reward.

Yep but she didn't know that when she left the door open ergo it wasn't worth a thing but a new funky looking creature to add to her managerie and possibly dye pink.

Yep but she didn't know that when she left the door open ergo it wasn't worth a thing but a new funky looking creature to add to her managerie and possibly dye pink.

True but now that she knows about the reward. I know she has been looking for the fugly creature

Paso if I find her (I doubt it) I
a) won't be leaving her in BB's holding pen of freedom and
b) will be bringing her right to you, we split it 50/50 :buddies:

is this a true story or am I having a :tantrum for nothing? :confused:

ps if I helped you find it I would not want any of the money, cause if anyone deserves some good Karma its paso.

AWwww!! Dougie has a heart in side all that foreskin!!:love:




And Morningbell, you suck!:neener:

AWwww!! Dougie has a heart in side all that foreskin!!:love:




And Morningbell, you suck!:neener:

Get yer shiat kickers on an lets find that bird!

You remember the bird I had that flew out the door?


:bawl:

You remember the bird I had that flew out the door?


:bawl:

that was the cutest bird

My cousin works at the zoo, I told her about the boards and finding the bird. She is going to look on here and get in touch with the person that found it.

They're in for one hell of a surprise!! :whistle:

How you going to spend the money Paso!??

AWwww!! Dougie has a heart in side all that foreskin!!:love:








ASK the queen! I will always help those I can. If you only knew me past my forum persona we mighta been able to go shoot guns together:killingme not the fake ones like on buck masters:roflmao:

OMG OMG I see her down at the barn now walking around..I am headed out..anyone know where I can find a male cheap??



True but now that she knows about the reward. I know she has been looking for the fugly creature

:frown:

ps if I helped you find it I would not want any of the money, cause if anyone deserves some good Karma its paso.

I loves me some Doug :huggy:


Getting my shoes on now..will post back...will see if I can atleast get more pics..

OMG OMG I see her down at the barn now walking around..I am headed out..anyone know where I can find a male cheap??





:frown:



I loves me some Doug :huggy:


Getting my shoes on now..will post back...will see if I can atleast get more pics..

:clap: GET HER! GO PASO GO!!!! :clap:

fyi there is an ad for bird cages on this page tehehehe :lmao:

RUN PASO RUN....no sneak up on the ugly little basturd. Oh Im so happy he came back to you

OMG OMG I see her down at the barn now walking around..I am headed out..anyone know where I can find a male cheap??

:frown:

I loves me some Doug :huggy:

Getting my shoes on now..will post back...will see if I can atleast get more pics..

Way to go Paso!!!!

I am on my way north to work at Gerda's and then onward to TriState Bird Rescue in Newark, DE with a very sick great blue heron...

Want me to swing by and pick up your stork and take it in for a check up before you get your reward?

Way to go Paso!!!!

I am on my way north to work at Gerda's and then onward to TriState Bird Rescue in Newark, DE with a very sick great blue heron...

Want me to swing by and pick up your stork and take it in for a check up before you get your reward?

OMG she is back...look Inky she is close banded :jameo: I need to get her so I can read the number to make sure it is the right one..

OMG she is back...look Inky she is close banded :jameo: I need to get her so I can read the number to make sure it is the right one..

She really is pretty. I knew she'd come back. She might lay another egg :whistle:

I'm so excited for you! Get her a big plate of carion.

She really is pretty. I knew she'd come back. She might lay another egg :whistle:

I'm so excited for you! Get her a big plate of carion.

Storks are scavengers?:confused:

It's a bird crane, stork, rooster whatever it's ugly and it flew the coop. I know that paso has been out looking for the darn thing half the night since her daughter got home. If she said it was a crane by accident it could be because 25,000.00 just flew out of her reach literally.

:confused:

True but now that she knows about the reward. I know she has been looking for the fugly creature

:bs::liar:

is this a true story or am I having a :tantrum for nothing? :confused:

:tantrum for nothing.......

They're in for one hell of a surprise!! :whistle:

How you going to spend the money Paso!??

You are correct, they were surprised to see that someone is posting they found a bird that is actually at the zoo and has been there without any incidents. My cousin also said that picture was taken at the zoo.



OMG OMG I see her down at the barn now walking around..I am headed out..anyone know where I can find a male cheap??


Getting my shoes on now..will post back...will see if I can atleast get more pics..

The only pictures you will be able to get are the ones you took at the zoo. I don’t understand why you feel the need to lead people on with your deception. It makes me wonder what else you may have lied about. I for one will never believe your :bawl: stories and I'm sure you don't care, but I think it was wrong of you to post a feel good story and then turn it in to a sad story. Joke's over.

You are a sad and pathetic person for lying to these people and getting emotions stirred up. If you are going to tell stories in the future about finding animals, maybe you should pick a animal that's not so rare. Also, you should note that although the picture you posted shows the bird on wood chips, the background is still distinguishable to the people the care for the bird. :doh:

Storks are scavengers?:confused:

I read the Diet portion of the link that Inky posted. (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/Birds/Facts/FactSheets/fact-maraboustork.cfm)

:confused:



:bs::liar:



:tantrum for nothing.......



You are correct, they were surprised to see that someone is posting they found a bird that is actually at the zoo and has been there without any incidents. My cousin also said that picture was taken at the zoo.





The only pictures you will be able to get are the ones you took at the zoo. I don’t understand why you feel the need to lead people on with your deception. It makes me wonder what else you may have lied about. I for one will never believe your :bawl: stories and I'm sure you don't care, but I think it was wrong of you to post a feel good story and then turn it in to a sad story. Joke's over.

You are a sad and pathetic person for lying to these people and getting emotions stirred up. If you are going to tell stories in the future about finding animals, maybe you should pick a animal that's not so rare. Also, you should note that although the picture you posted shows the bird on wood chips, the background is still distinguishable to the people the care for the bird. :doh:

Whhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh I have NEVER been to the zoo...!!!

Wait a cotton pickin' minute.. are you or are you NOT going to be handing out money at the Wal-mart this evening...:mad:

Wait a cotton pickin' minute.. are you or are you NOT going to be handing out money at the Wal-mart this evening...:mad:

I know where you live..I will bring yours by in person :huggy:

Whhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh I have NEVER been to the zoo...!!!

Then someone you know has. I really didn't think you would lie about something like this. I have read your posts in the past and actually felt for you because of the trials and tribulations you have endured. Based upon what I am told by my cousin, who again is an employee at the Zoo, I am 100 percent positive that your story about this bird is false. I will not go back and forth about this any further. I have written what I was told and you may proceed how you wish after it has been put out there.

Have a good day.

Then someone you know has. I really didn't think you would lie about something like this. I have read your posts in the past and actually felt for you because of the trials and tribulations you have endured. Based upon what I am told by my cousin, who again is an employee at the Zoo, I am 100 percent positive that your story about this bird is false. I will not go back and forth about this any further. I have written what I was told and you may proceed how you wish after it has been put out there.

Have a good day.

What if the bird was from a different zoo? You know Inkpen was the one that posted the reward, why aren't you going after Inkpen?

What if the bird was from a different zoo? You know Inkpen was the one that posted the reward, why aren't you going after Inkpen?



Inky is the professional know it all here not me :bawl: I am just :shortbus:

Then someone you know has. I really didn't think you would lie about something like this. I have read your posts in the past and actually felt for you because of the trials and tribulations you have endured. Based upon what I am told by my cousin, who again is an employee at the Zoo, I am 100 percent positive that your story about this bird is false. I will not go back and forth about this any further. I have written what I was told and you may proceed how you wish after it has been put out there.

Have a good day.

:smack:...Don't bad mouth Paso....

:smack:...Don't bad mouth Paso....


:huggy: Toppick I got dinner for us tonight...:whistle: do you like "chicken" ?

Inky is the professional know it all here not me :bawl: I am just :shortbus:

Even if they did lose it they're not going to announce it :shrug:

:huggy: Toppick I got dinner for us tonight...:whistle: do you like "chicken" ?

I like pork better......:whistle:

:lol:


:huggy:

I like pork better......:whistle:

:lol:


:huggy:

:smack: forget dinner then :frown:

:smack: forget dinner then :frown:

Hey Paso is everything getting better....

I am ok :whistle: Getting ready to head to the hospital...catch ya all later :buddies:

I am ok :whistle: Getting ready to head to the hospital...catch ya all later :buddies:

Give hubby my prayers. Take care. Did you cage the bird? :whistle:

What if the bird was from a different zoo? You know Inkpen was the one that posted the reward, why aren't you going after Inkpen?


Inkpen did not start the tall tale thread. My cousin has confirmed the picture that she posted is at the zoo, the keeper of the bird knows his bird and this is at the zoo, it's not in anyone’s yard.



:smack:...Don't bad mouth Paso....

Slow down bro--I'm not tryin to step in on your stalk of the week. I'm just calling it like it is.

Inkpen did not start the tall tale thread. My cousin has confirmed the picture that she posted is at the zoo, the keeper of the bird knows his bird and this is at the zoo, it's not in anyone’s yard.

So storks are like "homing pigeons" and will migrate back "home" when given the chance... interesting. Glad it made it back to the zoo.

:smack: forget dinner then :frown:

:kiss:

Inkpen did not start the tall tale thread. My cousin has confirmed the picture that she posted is at the zoo, the keeper of the bird knows his bird and this is at the zoo, it's not in anyone’s yard.





Slow down bro--I'm not tryin to step in on your stalk of the week. I'm just calling it like it is.

The content of link Inky posted had nothing to do with a reward, no reward posted about a lost Marabou Stork, no lost bird posted anywhere on the National Zoo site. So Inkpen didn't provide us with false information either?

The content of link Inky posted had nothing to do with a reward, no reward posted about a lost Marabou Stork, no lost bird posted anywhere on the National Zoo site. So Inkpen didn't provide us with false information either?

:frown: no reward??

So storks are like "homing pigeons" and will migrate back "home" when given the chance... interesting. Glad it made it back to the zoo.

:killingme you are too funny.


I am ok :whistle: Getting ready to head to the hospital...catch ya all later :buddies:

just another :liar: -- still on the boards two hours later.


:frown: no reward??


how about a :bs: award :diva:

Good dective work madMax! But I still have to say I have really enjoyed reading this thread it's been very entertaining, I'm sure it's been entertaining a lot of people. Fact or Fiction, only Paso knows :) But if it was a gag it's had everyone going, what else was everyone following this thread doing, working? hahaha
For Paso's sake I still hope there's a bird and a reward ;) hahaha

:confused:
So...is the bird real or not? :lmao:

just another :liar: -- still on the boards two hours later.




Waiting for a sitter for mom..FIL is going to be here in 10 min...he had a drs appt today..sorry...headed now will be headed to Balt at the worst time..DGAS if you believe me or not...

:killingme you are too funny.




just another :liar: -- still on the boards two hours later.





how about a :bs: award :diva:

Max, go get a life and come back when you know how to play well with others..

Ever heard to term: "Dont believe everything you read on the internet"?

Paso set me up to react to her HELP Inkpen post...and I did help out!!!!
:killingme

Hope you feel like a real fool :cds: for calling the Zoo!!!!!!!

And FYI Max, I am not an expert on exotic birds.....
Just an expert on wildlife here in Maryland....:howdy:

Max, go get a life and come back when you know how to play well with others..

Ever heard to term: "Dont believe everything you read on the internet"?

Paso set me up to react to her HELP Inkpen post...and I did help out!!!!
:killingme

Hope you feel like a real fool :cds: for calling the Zoo!!!!!!!

And FYI Max, I am not an expert on exotic birds.....
Just an expert on wildlife here in Maryland....:howdy:

Thank you for clearing that up in PM! :yay:

I didnt realize that paso was that type of person. I saw that she had so much bad going on in her life that I really thought something good was coming her way.

Oh well, I guess everyone has a different kind of sense of humor and hers just went :whoosh: over my head. Yeah I do feel stupid for believing her in the beginning.

Crazy man :cool:

I loves me some Paso! :huggy: She is one heck of a gal!

I loves me some Paso! :huggy: She is one heck of a gal!
Not if you knew what happened here.

Not if you knew what happened here.

What happened here?

What happened here?

.. and how can we blame Sara Palin?

:roflmao:


:duh:

.. and how can we blame Sara Palin?

Now you're on the right track!

And Paso there is a $$ reward.....send me your addy in a PM and I will forward the $$$!!!!!!:buddies:

You saved that birds life!!!!!!
it could have been eaten by the St. Marys mega rat that lives int he ponds by the base... I have seen them...huge rats. 5-6 feet long!!!...ever wonder why there are no storks on base???
All have been eaten...has to so with radioactive waste from ages ago...... :jameo:

What happened here?

the whole thing is :bs:

.. and how can we blame Sara Palin?

Sara Palin could see the bird's birthplace from her house. :killingme

the whole thing is :bs:


Butr what great BS it is!!!!:yahoo::yahoo:

the whole thing is :bs:



Hey Spector Gadget what was your first clue??

Hey Spector Gadget what was your first clue??

Well I for one am not saying a word! :whistle:






:lmao:

Hey Spector Gadget what was your first clue??

I'm thinking SOME people had you on the first post, and took if for the tongue and cheek as it was intended.

Seems like some people need to pull the pole out of their asses and REEEEElax! (Medically speaking, it would probably be more beneficial if you REEEEElaxed BEFORE pulling the pole out or your ass)

I did not want to tell you when you called me...I was working and could not get into it and I did not understand what you were saying until I read this thread....but last night the bird looked good and strong..and I know Inky likes stuff to be free..so I opened the stall door and my paycheck flew away :bawl: I hope maybe if I leave the egg alone she will come back to it..


You need more then a hug!! :otter: I'm sorry but I had to laugh, bet that's the last time you free Willy.....

I'm thinking SOME people had you on the first post, and took if for the tongue and cheek as it was intended.

Seems like some people need to pull the pole out of their asses and REEEEElax! (Medically speaking, it would probably be more beneficial if you REEEEElaxed BEFORE pulling the pole out or your ass)

I was excited, my son was too, he even drew Paso a pic of the stork, now I have to tell him.

Why do you hurt the children so? The children Paso! The children! :bawl:

You need more then a hug!! :otter: I'm sorry but I had to laugh, bet that's the last time you free Willy.....

Geez.......guess I should have finished reading before posting.

This thread is too funny!

And some people need to get over themselves. :rolleyes:

*bump*