Hello everyone!! Just wanted to say hello since I am new!! Great forum!!!

:howdy: I'm new too!

Well Hello New Guy! :love:

Hello everyone!! Just wanted to say hello since I am new!! Great forum!!!

Lovely AV! How long you been back in the US?

Welcome Bulldog! :howdy:

I'll PM you my cell #.

It's always better, to cut right through the cursory BS! :lol:

I'll PM you my cell #.

It's always better, to cut right through the cursory BS! :lol:

:killingme :gotta love Kain, she's is not wasting anytime:dye:

:howdy: I'm new too!


LOL - Well welcome to you as well! :)

Well Hello New Guy! :love:

LOL - Thanks :) *blushes*

Lovely AV! How long you been back in the US?

I served there in 2005... But I love that pic... I'll add a bigger one.

I'll PM you my cell #.

It's always better, to cut right through the cursory BS! :lol:

You really do need to PM'er this smut....that way you don't get a reputat...........


Nevermind

:killingme :gotta love Kain, she's is not wasting anytime:dye:

Haha - too funny...


Sorry cannot post a bigger pic... looks like pics are diabled here.

You really do need to PM'er this smut....that way you don't get a reputat...........


Nevermind

Hahaha! I'm pretty sure my reputat is pretty solid at this point. :dye:

:buddies: Good luck in here.

*sniff sniff* What's that smell?




































Oh, it's an mpd! :howdy:

Hahaha! I'm pretty sure my reputat is pretty solid at this point. :dye:

Yea, it proceeds :faint:

*sniff sniff* What's that smell?




































Oh, it's an mpd! :howdy:
Pair of undies that 4d has? :shrug:

Pair of undies that 4d has? :shrug:
:killingme:killingme:killingme

*sniff sniff* What's that smell?






































Oh, it's an mpd! :howdy:



Aww... cannot see the pic since I am at work. (They have it filtered I think). Anyone wanna email it to me?

:killingme:killingme:killingme

TY TY :diva:


:lmao:

Aww... cannot see the pic since I am at work. (They have it filtered I think). Anyone wanna email it to me?

No pic.....Just mad retardation! :killingme

Aww... cannot see the pic since I am at work. (They have it filtered I think). Anyone wanna email it to me?


Uhhhhh ummmmm..yeah.....what pic?

Uhhhhh ummmmm..yeah.....what pic?
maybe he doesnt know what a MPD is :shrug:

Uhhhhh ummmmm..yeah.....what pic?

Nevermind - I thought the HUGE space there was a place holder for a picture. In the other forum I frequent, some pics do not load because the server's filter them out... SORRY! ;)

And nope - I dunno what MPD is... Care to share?

Nevermind - I thought the HUGE space there was a place holder for a picture. In the other forum I frequent, some pics do not load because the server's filter them out... SORRY! ;)

And nope - I dunno what MPD is... Care to share?

You sound like a girl when you type... are you a ghey?

You sound like a girl when you type... are you a ghey?

Far from it - sorry to disappoint.

Uhhhhh ummmmm..yeah.....what pic?

I think he will fit in nicely with the tard gang....what you think?

and it starts. :popcorn:
I love noobs.

:howdy:

You sound like a girl when you type... are you a ghey?

:nono: don't ask, don't tell

Far from it - sorry to disappoint.


I'll go...prove it...:popcorn:

and it starts. :popcorn:
I love noobs.

If the shoe fits....you might as well put them in your closet

Haha - Just learning how this forum works...

I'll go...prove it...:popcorn:

How would you like me to prove it?

Sometimes, I think you dummies are jealous of noobs. Really! Bunch of weirdos! :yahoo::lol:

Haha - Just learning how this forum works...

Check your karma... ;)

How would you like me to prove it?


I'll let you figure that out..

Check your karma... ;)

:killingme

How would you like me to prove it?

We need at least 5 references....they have to be recent and notarized

:howdy:Welcome to the insane asylum (I'm not kidding)

We need at least 5 references....they have to be recent and notarized

And a pic...:popcorn:

Check your karma... ;)

:ohwell: you don't send me karma anymore

I'll let you figure that out..

Time and place?? LOL

Check your karma... ;)

That wasn't funny! :tantrum

Time and place?? LOL

Here and Now! :snacks:

:ohwell: you don't send me karma anymore
BS Gal told me not to...:ohwell:

And a pic...:popcorn:

Pic of what? LOL

Pic of what? LOL

OH SNAP!

Here and Now! :snacks:

That'd be difficult - I'm at the Pentagon.

Hello everyone!! Just wanted to say hello since I am new!! Great forum!!!

Welcome..new guy :howdy:

maybe he doesnt know what a MPD is :shrug:

What is an MPD? I've been afraid to ax.....

Time and place?? LOL

You really do need to read your Somd.com forum handbook

It clearly states that this is not a place to hook-up....I think you may get banned for this

That'd be difficult - I'm at the Pentagon.

So... what is your favorite weapon of mass destruction now? What was your favorite WMD back in 2005? :popcorn:

Sometimes, I think you dummies are jealous of noobs. Really! Bunch of weirdos! :yahoo::lol:

Noobs are weirdos until proven other wise :cds:

Noobs are weirdos until proven other wise :cds:

So cynical baby! I wonder how that happened. :lol:

You really do need to read your Somd.com forum handbook

It clearly states that this is not a place to hook-up....I think you may get banned for this

Did you hand one out?

BS Gal told me not to...:ohwell:

I don't like her anymore :drama:

What is an MPD? I've been afraid to ax.....

You should be afraid of what an MPD is *shiver*

That'd be difficult - I'm at the Pentagon.

They have cameras..:killingme

Noobs are weirdos until proven other wise :cds:


Once again I agree with Jameo.

They have cameras..:killingme

Are you trying to get him to send you a pic of his :gossip:

shame on you

What is an MPD? I've been afraid to ax.....

Still waiting on an answer...

You really do need to read your Somd.com forum handbook

It clearly states that this is not a place to hook-up....I think you may get banned for this

I'm not worried - not trying to hook-up.

Noobs are weirdos until proven other wise :cds:

How many posts do you need to not be considered a noob :confused:

Once again I agree with Jameo.

:peesonleg:

Are you trying to get him to send you a pic of his :gossip:

shame on you

No....Not me...:angel:

:peesonleg:

:lol:

They have cameras..:killingme

:roflmao:

I'm not worried - not trying to hook-up.

quoted to be bumped in 2 months :lol:

Still waiting on an answer...



I'm not worried - not trying to hook-up.

Come to Starbucks tonight :popcorn:

Come to Starbucks tonight :popcorn:

You've been reported

Come to Starbucks tonight :popcorn:

LOL... And what would I come there for?

How many posts do you need to not be considered a noob :confused:

Humm, 1500 sounds good :lmao:

Humm, 1500 sounds good :lmao:

:yahoo: I'm not a noob anymore:yahoo:

Humm, 10,000 sounds good and/or your own smilie :lmao:

:fixed:

LOL... And what would I come there for?

Overpriced coffee and fru fru lattes :dur:

LOL... And what would I come there for?

:gossip:

:peesonleg:

I love you more than anything Misskitty! RAWR! :lmao: :love:

:fixed:

:ohwell:

:fixed:

Ohhh yeah! I like your answer much better! :high5:

:ohwell:

:1bdz:

Ohhh yeah! I like your answer much better! :high5:

:mad:

I love you more than anything Misskitty! RAWR! :lmao: :love:
What's the last R for? :confused: :lol:

Overpriced coffee and fru fru lattes :dur:

Not a coffee drinker...

Here is that larger pic... Sorry - I forgot about being able to at attach images.

Ok....I have now changed my mind....I give you a month

Come to Starbucks tonight :popcorn:

Mother effers :tantrum:

Can't this wait until a night I don't have to work

:tantrum:

Ok....I have now changed my mind....I give you a month


Should we start a bet?

What's the last R for? :confused: :lol:

Cause it sounds cooler when you say it.

Ok....I have now changed my mind....I give you a month

Thank you.. I'll take that as a compliment. :buddies:

Should we start a bet?

LOL - Will this be like that movie... 40 Days and 40 Nights?

Thank you.. I'll take that as a compliment. :buddies:



LOL - Will this be like that movie... 40 Days and 40 Nights?

Doubt you'd last 40 days/nights..:razz:

Cause it sounds cooler when you say it.
noted.

Thank you.. I'll take that as a compliment. :buddies:



LOL - Will this be like that movie... 40 Days and 40 Nights?

This is already being done :coffee:

Should we start a bet?

What's the point?....If he does hook-up with someone in here, we won't find out about it for another 4 months when they have "words" in fight club anyway

Doubt you'd last 40 days/nights..:razz:

Is that right?

Thank you.. I'll take that as a compliment. :buddies:

It wasn't meant that way

What's the point?....If he does hook-up with someone in here, we won't find out about it for another 4 months when they have "words" in fight club anyway

:killingme

It wasn't meant that way

Ouch!

This is already being done :coffee:

teehee

noted.

GD you're grumpy. You better knock it off before I get home! :buttkick:

teehee

December 9th can't get here soon enough :yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

Is that right?

Uh huh

What's the point?....If he does hook-up with someone in here, we won't find out about it for another 4 months when they have "words" in fight club anyway

I say sooner then 4 months...:lmao:

Hello everyone!! Just wanted to say hello since I am new!! Great forum!!!

:howdy: Thats a stretch :lol:


Dont go to walgreens! :)

GD you're grumpy. You better knock it off before I get home! :buttkick:

What makes you think that? I'm not grumpy at all. I love you. :smile:

This thread suddenly smells like a Harlequin romance novel...:dead:

:howdy: Thats a stretch :lol:


Dont go to walgreens! :)

Yea - Don't go to Walgreens ;)

What makes you think that? I'm not grumpy at all. I love you. :smile:


:robotvoiceon: same here :robotvoiceoff:

Cause out of my "I love you more than anything, RAWR" post you only picked on the RAWR part. :drama:

I say sooner then 4 months...:lmao:

Well, you have to factor in everything....they have to do the whole "flirting thing" at a forum gathering....then the 4,000 PM'ers back and forth....he has to figure out what "private" forums are....he has to get in fight club....they finally hook-up(I give that 3 weeks from today)....they have a fight and break up(I give that 3 weeks and a day from today)....he will stew....she will PMS.....he will send her a "hey" text....she will tell him to shove his "hey" up his ass....he will get mad....she will get madder....they hash it out in fight club

4 months

This thread suddenly smells like a Harlequin romance novel...:dead:

You give it less than 4 months, too....don't cha?

This is like watching The Dog Whisperer, when Cesar introduces a new do to the pack.

Well, you have to factor in everything....they have to do the whole "flirting thing" at a forum gathering....then the 4,000 PM'ers back and forth....he has to figure out what "private" forums are....he has to get in fight club....they finally hook-up(I give that 3 weeks from today)....they have a fight and break up(I give that 3 weeks and a day from today)....he will stew....she will PMS.....he will send her a "hey" text....she will tell him to shove his "hey" up his ass....he will get mad....she will get madder....they hash it out in fight club

4 months

Hmmm... I'm down to 3 weeks... LOL

Sounds like you have seen this before eh?

Well, you have to factor in everything....they have to do the whole "flirting thing" at a forum gathering....then the 4,000 PM'ers back and forth....he has to figure out what "private" forums are....he has to get in fight club....they finally hook-up(I give that 3 weeks from today)....they have a fight and break up(I give that 3 weeks and a day from today)....he will stew....she will PMS.....he will send her a "hey" text....she will tell him to shove his "hey" up his ass....he will get mad....she will get madder....they hash it out in fight club

4 months

You thought about that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. :lmao:

This is like watching The Dog Whisperer, when Cesar introduces a new do to the pack.

How do you introduce a "new do" to the pack? :confused:

Well, you have to factor in everything....they have to do the whole "flirting thing" at a forum gathering....then the 4,000 PM'ers back and forth....he has to figure out what "private" forums are....he has to get in fight club....they finally hook-up(I give that 3 weeks from today)....they have a fight and break up(I give that 3 weeks and a day from today)....he will stew....she will PMS.....he will send her a "hey" text....she will tell him to shove his "hey" up his ass....he will get mad....she will get madder....they hash it out in fight club

4 months

:roflmao:

Where is the part of He don't want to know her name :bangbangbang:

You thought about that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. :lmao:

+1...

This is like watching The Dog Whisperer, when Cesar introduces a new do to the pack.
What kinda do?

You thought about that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. :lmao:

Just off the top of my head :lmao:

Cause out of my "I love you more than anything, RAWR" post you only picked on the RAWR part. :drama:

I wasn't picking on RAWR. It was funny because of the conversation yesterday. :lol:



And my bath pillow is AWESOME.

:roflmao:

Where is the part of He don't want to know her name :bangbangbang:

Names are always a good thing...

How do you introduce a "new do" to the pack? :confused:

"g"

Just off the top of my head :lmao:

Uh huh....I don't think so...:crazy:








:lmao:

Names are always a good thing...

geminigrl at your service...

:roflmao:

Where is the part of He don't want to know her name :bangbangbang:

they go by user ID's :lmao:

"g"

:giggle:

Pics help names too...

they go by user ID's :lmao:

:killingme

Pics help names too...

You're now down to 3 months

You're now down to 3 months


Till I get banned for flirting? LOL

You're now down to 3 months

See told ya....:popcorn:

they go by user ID's :lmao:

What if they have been reincarnated as a different one? Which one do you scream out? :lmao:

Pics help names too...

:blushing:

What if they have been reincarnated as a different one? Which one do you scream out? :lmao:

Both

:blushing:




:killingme

What if they have been reincarnated as a different one? Which one do you scream out? :lmao:

All of them

:popcorn:

:popcorn:

I think toppick has the whole "smilie" hook-up thing in use....It hasn't worked for him yet so you might want to try a different approach

Noobs are weirdos until proven other wise :cds:

Hiya Jameo :howdy:

All of them

That could take a very long time with some people :lmao:

Hiya Jameo :howdy:

Hey you!!!

I think toppick has the whole "smilie" hook-up thing in use....It hasn't worked for him yet so you might want to try a different approach

The :banana: smile works for me..:biggrin:

That could take a very long time with some people :lmao:

At least 3 months? :killingme

I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want relationship,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to meet your mom,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang,
---------------
(talking)
Okay Annie...
Listen, I don't want to make sex,
Eat Chocolate,
Look at animals,
Take walk, no.
You come home and you say "Hashmir, touch me down there, I like that."
I dont think so Annie. Don't have time, want to drink, cigarette, you know...
you know something Annie, I tell you what...
---------------
(singing again)
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to talk to you,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want relationship,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang.
---------------
"Oh Hashmir, Hashmir you look so good in that hat.
Why dont you give me lots of kiss?" (wrong)
I don't think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon.
Idiot, I don't have time. I have too many deamon.
All I have time for you know what?
---------------
(singing again)
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to talk to you,
I just want bang bang bang,
I dont want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang.
Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, just give me that bang bang bang.

Bang bang bang,
shes a bang bang bang,
bang bang bang,
I dont want relationship
Just give me that bang bang bang... <!--Lyrics End-->

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript src="../../ringdown_song.js"></SCRIPT>

I think toppick has the whole "smilie" hook-up thing in use....It hasn't worked for him yet so you might want to try a different approach

I'm just enjoying the entertainment... ;) And that certainly wouldn't be my angle.

:blushing:


You sure like to stick out your tongue a lot.

:blushing:

I love that one :lol:

At least 3 months? :killingme

anything is possible :lmao:

You sure like to stick out your tongue a lot.

You were on the bleed then? :yikes:



:smoochy:

That could take a very long time with some people :lmao:

As long as hair is being pulled and :smack: is going on, doesn't matter how long it takes

I'm just enjoying the entertainment... ;) And that certainly wouldn't be my angle.

That's good....find your angle and make it snappy....I have money on this now :tap:

That's good....find your angle and make it snappy....I have money on this now :tap:


:roflmao:

You were on the bleed then? :yikes:



:smoochy:

That 7-11 will never be the same....

That's good....find your angle and make it snappy....I have money on this now :tap:

LOL - Not trying to hook up...

LOL - Not trying to hook up...


They ALL say that...:smack:

They ALL say that...:smack:

Well if it happens it happens...

LOL - Not trying to hook up...

That angle already belongs to bd... he even posted a girly thread giving explicit detail on his "friend zone". :ohwell:

That 7-11 will never be the same....

:lol:

They ALL say that...:smack:

GMTA :high5:

They ALL say that...:smack:

Or complain how they aren't getting any....

Definitely an MPD :lmao:

Or complain how they aren't getting any....

That's a sad story.

That angle already belongs to bd... he even posted a girly thread giving explicit detail on his "friend zone". :ohwell:

Too funny... That's not my angle either... The fact of the matter is that I do not use an "angle" to get "laid". People that use angles to get laid lack the self-confidence to just be themselves and get it honorably. Again, if it happens it happens... but that is not the intent of my membership.

Think of it like this: No one likes a dog that begs for food.

So - anyone wanna chime in and tell me what MPD is?


EDIT: Thank you... UrbanDictionary was right!! :)

I can't believe this is still going.

Yea - really... 16 pages... wow.

Yea - really... 16 pages... wow.

yeah...wooooow

yeah...wooooow

In that case



I win:yahoo:

In that case



I win:yahoo:

What do ya win? :confused:

What do ya win? :confused:

You, :yahoo:

:popcorn:

In that case



I win:yahoo:


Wrong thread :lmao:

Wrong thread :lmao:

It was a joke:cds:

You, :yahoo:

:popcorn:

Cool, guess I'm like a door knob...

^ Thread killer... ;)

^ Thread killer... ;)


Am not. :smack: it was just that everyone was busy PMing me...:razz: They wanted a turn...:lmao:

Am not. :smack: it was just that everyone was busy PMing me...:razz: They wanted a turn...:lmao:

Riiiiggghhht... LOL

Riiiiggghhht... LOL

I tried..:shrug:



*giggle*

Hello everyone!! Just wanted to say hello since I am new!! Great forum!!!

Welcome soldier...:dye:

Much thanks... :buddies:

Welcome.:howdy:

I can't believe this thread went to 18 pages LOL !

Any it's still going :)

:wellcome:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: that makes me feel alittle better!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: that makes me feel alittle better!

Your baby wasn't a part of your seabag.

Your baby wasn't a part of your seabag.

Teabag?:shrug:

Your baby wasn't a part of your seabag.
yeah they won't let me leave korea until my wife has a c-section :headbang:

yeah they won't let me leave korea until my wife has a c-section :headbang:

Well.....they wouldn't let my ex fly home on early det even though he was the only new dad in the shop. Instead, he saw her when she was 10 weeks old.

So you see, things could be a lot worse.

Teabag?:shrug:

did someone just say teabag?:biggrin:


welcome new guy:howdy:

:howdy:Welcome soldier man

Well.....they wouldn't let my ex fly home on early det even though he was the only new dad in the shop. Instead, he saw her when she was 10 weeks old.

So you see, things could be a lot worse.
yeah you are right. but i just got cleared for emergancy leave so i will be home on the 4th to see my little girl. :biggrin: and thank you for welcoming me. yall might know my mom 1bdz :shocking:

yeah you are right. but i just got cleared for emergancy leave so i will be home on the 4th to see my little girl.

:yahoo: I am happy for you! :yahoo:

yeah you are right. but i just got cleared for emergancy leave so i will be home on the 4th to see my little girl. :biggrin: and thank you for welcoming me. yall might know my mom 1bdz :shocking:

:coffee: never heard of her.....



:lmao: Welcome!

yeah you are right. but i just got cleared for emergancy leave so i will be home on the 4th to see my little girl. :biggrin: and thank you for welcoming me. yall might know my mom 1bdz :shocking:

:clap:

Who is 1bdz?

:lol:

Hubby and I bought you a drink at the Tiki a few years back.......