I"m starting to come around. I've never been a cat person but thanks to Mystical Mom's cats, I do believe I have learned to enjoy the pleasure of a cat.

:twitch:

If I owned one.. I think I'd want this one.

Aww..


Ok I'm over it.:coffee:

Do any of you have one of these?? I thought about making one for my favorite kitties. I think they are cool.

Cats consider themselves generous by not killing you in your sleep. Dogs actually want to be your best friend, and will defend you to the end.

Cats consider themselves generous by not killing you in your sleep. Dogs actually want to be your best friend, and will defend you to the end.



You make me laugh.. Meet my dog:lmao:

You make me laugh.. Meet my dog:lmao:

Oh. Well, I'm sure your faithful dog would wake from fake-slumber and defend you against an evil kitten.

Doggie's just in stealth mode, there.

Yeah, I'm sure he's a real killer:killingme:

Yeah, I'm sure he's a real killer:killingme:

Not in these photos. It's what you don't see. All the killing he does when you're sleeping, only to keep you safe. That's where he's vicious. Which makes him sleepy and seemingly tame during the day.

Not in these photos. It's what you don't see. All the killing he does when you're sleeping, only to keep you safe. That's where he's vicious. Which makes him sleepy during the day.



He's asleep now, he played with me for 15 minutes and it wore him out. He is the last one out of bed in the morning and I carry him outside to his runner. I go by the house five times a day when I'm out on a route and he is ALWAYS asleep.

Those kitties must be ninja's or something:lol:

He's asleep now, he played with me for 15 minutes and it wore him out. He is the last one out of bed in the morning and I carry him outside to his runner. I go by the house five times a day when I'm out on a route and he is ALWAYS asleep.

Those kitties must be ninja's or something:lol:

Vampire Ninja Kitties, specifically.

Why do you think he's so tired? Treat him like the king he is!

Vampire Ninja Kitties, specifically.

Why do you think he's so tired? Treat him like the king he is!

Dogs rule, cats drool.:yay: I carry his fat azz outside in the morning!! He sleeps where ever, whenever. He get's a treat for coming back in the house after I let him out to run loose every evening. While the kids do chores, he chews up their stuffed animals. :lmao: He is KING!

Ahh, those cats are evil.. They've been slowly brain washing me to like them.. I see this now. Thanks for pulling my back from the dark side:wink:

You don't like my pussy so much :frown:

You don't like my pussy so much :frown:



Your pussy is fine. It's your Big Kitty that needs to be :whip:


:How you feelin' lover? :jet:

Your pussy is fine. It's your Big Kitty that needs to be :whip:


:How you feelin' lover? :jet:

hmmmm..... well, fine for the most part. Better than when you talked to me. What a waste I was this morning.

Dogs rule, cats drool.:yay: I carry his fat azz outside in the morning!! He sleeps where ever, whenever. He get's a treat for coming back in the house after I let him out to run loose every evening. While the kids do chores, he chews up their stuffed animals. :lmao: He is KING!

Ahh, those cats are evil.. They've been slowly brain washing me to like them.. I see this now. Thanks for pulling my back from the dark side:wink:

Now you've got it. :yay:


Doggy chews up stuffed animals to train for taking out the Vampire Ninja Kitties that come every night as you slumber. They may sleep all day after a particularly tough night of defending your life as you sleep.

So, you can now see that your dog is a super hero.

Vampire Ninja Kitties, specifically.

Why do you think he's so tired? Treat him like the king he is!

Baz?? HAHAHAHA!

Baz?? HAHAHAHA!

Are you making fun of my name?

hmmmm..... well, fine for the most part. Better than when you talked to me. What a waste I was this morning.

:huggy:

Now you've got it. :yay:


Doggy chews up stuffed animals to train for taking out the Vampire Ninja Kitties that come every night as you slumber. They may sleep all day after a particularly tough night of defending your life as you sleep.

So, you can now see that your dog is a super hero. No need to fear, UNDERDOG is asleep on the couch!:lol:

Baz?? HAHAHAHA!

Baz...Turd?? Baz..Head??
I used to go out with a guy who liked to be called Baz, he was a bass player but he was pretty boring:ohwell:

Are you making fun of my name?

Nooooooooooo:whistle:

You seem to have some imagination and personality.

The mainstream forum people will suck that out of you faster than you can say, "Beer, whine or biatches?"

So I am just enjoying you while you last:huggy:

:huggy:

No need to fear, UNDERDOG is asleep on the couch!:lol:



Baz...Turd?? Baz..Head??
I used to go out with a guy who liked to be called Baz, he was a bass player but he was pretty boring:ohwell:



Nooooooooooo:whistle:

You seem to have some imagination and personality.

The mainstream forum people will suck that out of you faster than you can say, "Beer, whine or biatches?"

So I am just enjoying you while you last:huggy:


Ohhhh.

Well, I've lurked here for a bit, so I know what to expect from certain posters. They won't take me out without a fight, for sure! However, I don't plan on getting sucked into that stupid stuff.

I plan on keeping it light. If someone wants to get bent out of shape, they can go get bent on their own. Except for the VNKs!!! (Vampire Ninja Kitties). Gotta take them out every time you get the chance!

Baz...Turd?? Baz..Head??
I used to go out with a guy who liked to be called Baz, he was a bass player but he was pretty boring:ohwell:


Have you ever seen Big Kitty's tag on her collar? Baz is her street name.... BF writes BAZ on all his video game high scores. If we have a son we are naming him, you guessed it, Baz.

Have you ever seen Big Kitty's tag on her collar? Baz is her street name.... BF writes BAZ on all his video game high scores. If we have a son we are naming him, you guessed it, Baz.



:roflmao: Have you asked BF is he's posting on the forums from the crapper?

Maybe Baz is him? :yikes:

Tv is weird at night...

I'm watching Queer Eye and they can make ravioli and wool look erotic:eyebrow:

Iron Chef gets me:lol:

Martha Stewart's daughter is just as scary as Martha is:jameo:

:roflmao: Have you asked BF is he's posting on the forums from the crapper?

Maybe Baz is him? :yikes:

:doh:

No. No. NO.

And I will not change my name, and I can prove I'm not crapper guy.

:doh:

No. No. NO.

And I will not change my name, and I can prove I'm not crapper guy.


:eyebrow: You're a guy.. Crapper kind of comes with the job.:lol:

:roflmao: Have you asked BF is he's posting on the forums from the crapper?

Maybe Baz is him? :yikes:

Or in his sleep? I had to look at the time his post was made after I saw his profile name just to make sure it wasn't him :lmao:


I swear if those gay guys weren't so gay..... I'm such a ### hag... for 13 years now.

:eyebrow: You're a guy.. Crapper kind of comes with the job.:lol:

What?!


Like girls don't crap? And no, it does NOT smell like vanilla when they do. Sorry.

Unless they ate a buttload of vanilla prior.

Or in his sleep? I had to look at the time his post was made after I saw his profile name just to make sure it wasn't him :lmao:


I swear if those gay guys weren't so gay..... I'm such a ### hag... for 13 years now.

Yeah me too.. The one who does the hygiene stuff is cute as a bug. He hardly acts gay at all.

What?!


Like girls don't crap? And no, it does NOT smell like vanilla when they do. Sorry.

Unless they ate a buttload of vanilla prior.

If a girl was so inclined to eat that much vanilla, she has bigger problems than smelly poop.



Man this thread derailed in a bad way!!!!:lol:

Man this thread derailed in a bad way!!!!:lol:



Yep. Surprise!

So. Do you still like cats?

Yep. Surprise!

So. Do you still like cats?

I dunno.. They're so deceptively cute... Like my kids.

:yikes:


Morningbell, the Whitest Kids You Know is on....:lol:

I dunno.. They're so deceptively cute... Like my kids.

:yikes:


Morningbell, the Whitest Kids You Know is on....:lol:

I saw a long skit from a few of TWKYK.... it was about white power and a game, like a board game.... funny stuff.

I love Canadian sketch comedy!

I dunno.. They're so deceptively cute... Like my kids.

:yikes:



So you've got kids, and STILL want cats? oh my. You're really asking for it, aren't you?
If you have kids, you need dogs, not cats. Border Collies, who will herd the kids for you.

I saw a long skit from a few of TWKYK.... it was about white power and a game, like a board game.... funny stuff.

I love Canadian sketch comedy!

Do you enjoy British sketch (Monty Python, Little Britain, etc.) as well?

Do you enjoy British sketch (Monty Python, Little Britain, etc.) as well?

all of it...

all of it...

Reallly?????


Cool.


Even Benny Hill, and....ummm...The Young Ones?

Are you being served?


The young ones?


Benny Hill is my ring tone:lmao:


It's Just a flesh wound!!!!!:jameo:

Are you being served?


The young ones?


Benny Hill is my ring tone:lmao:


It's Just a flesh wound!!!!!:jameo:


:faint:

You're very much cooler than I originally thought.
(Don't let it go to yer head!)




:buddies:

And yes, The (original) Office! :yahoo:

:faint:

You're very much cooler than I originally thought.
(Don't let it go to yer head!)

:buddies:



:lol: Yeah, don't worry:cheers: Thanks:neener:

Um, yes I LOVE the Young Ones.... I have all episodes taped from MTV!!!

"Oh, have we got a video?"

"no, it's a garden gnome I accidentally cracked"

Vyv :love:

I even have a Young Ones t shirt :yahoo:

Um, yes I LOVE the Young Ones.... I have all episodes taped from MTV!!!

"Oh, have we got a video?"

"no, it's a garden gnome I accidentally cracked"

:killingme

We're practically British! (SSShhh...i get the idea most on here don't like "foreigners", even fake ones.)

I assume we're all addicted to BBC America.

:killingme

We're practically British! (SSShhh...i get the idea most on here don't like "foreigners", even fake ones.)

I assume we're all addicted to BBC America.

frozenrain is a Brit... she is way cool. I watch BBC America during the day.

frozenrain is a Brit... she is way cool. I watch BBC America during the day.

I'm a BBC addict. American by birth, been spun around the world enough times to embrace the variety.


And even before i left America, I LOVED British TV. THough I was 5, and watching Monty and Benny.