:lmao:

Indiana boy licks light pole, gets stuck - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090116/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tongue_pole;_ylt=AsLQZwYNCpQMBPeB7TsUgvztiBIF)

God looks out for little kids and drunks, evidently stupid little kids don't make the grade.:killingme