Hi everyone! I'm a newbie here, although I've been reading and enjoying this place for quite some time.

Let me tel u now im not a good spelr, im pinonated, hateful and not good on the puter.

Just kidding.

I thought I'd bring the blazing on early to get it over and done with.

-learn to spell
-your a jerk
-learn what the function keys are

I look forward to chatting and getting to know everyone. But please be easy on me, I'm a delicate flower.

:liar:

Welcome aboard.......:yay:

Hi everyone! I'm a newbie here, although I've been reading and enjoying this place for quite some time.

Let me tel u now im not a good spelr, im pinonated, hateful and not good on the puter.

Just kidding.

I thought I'd bring the blazing on early to get it over and done with.

-learn to spell
-your a jerk
-learn what the function keys are

I look forward to chatting and getting to know everyone. But please be easy on me, I'm a delicate flower.

:liar:

I know you.

I know you.

Do ya? I know allot of people, refresh my memory

Do ya? I know allot of people, refresh my memory

Long time ago.
Hope all is well.

Long time ago.
Hope all is well.

:huggy:

:huggy:

Just be careful on these here forums, there are a lot of idiots here.

Hi. :howdy:

Howdy, that seems to be a trend around here lurk for awhile and then jump in. If these people didn't scare ya off when you were lurking I doubt anything they say now can.

Welcome to the nuthouse ! :cheers:

:howdy: Welcome!!

Yes welcome. :flowers:

OMG...I love your place. Tell Kim, Tracy and everyone I said hi! I'm usually there on Saturday/Sundays.

I see your growing again; You've come a long way baby.:howdy:

:huggy:To everyone:huggy:

And thank you: Bonehead, Headcase, Belvak, Toppick08, DoWhat, MrX, SShewbert and FireBrand for the warm welcome. I look forward to chatting, seeing everyones opinions and the occasional hostility that goes along with the forums.

:howdy:Hi & welcome to the forums.

:howdy:Hi & welcome to the forums.

You want to slow dance tonight, Tigg?

Are you the massage lady??????? If so, PM me, please.

Welcome!

Are you the massage lady??????? If so, PM me, please.Massage? PM me too! :whistle:


Seems like you already have a good start at being a sarcastic hard-ass. You should do fine. :lol:

:howdy: Michelle!!

Howdy - welcome to the forums. :howdy:

Thanks folks for the warm welcome

BSGal, Twlswife, hvp05, Tilted, Black-Francis (I don't know what that meant)???, Vince:huggy:(miss you).

Yes, I am the massage lady. We've been around for 10 years now and are still going strong. We've been blessed to have the loyal customers that believe in us and have kept us going through tough times. Plus, I have an AWESOME, professional staff that I'm very proud of.

Hi everyone! I'm a newbie here, although I've been reading and enjoying this place for quite some time.

Let me tel u now im not a good spelr, im pinonated, hateful and not good on the puter.

Just kidding.

I thought I'd bring the blazing on early to get it over and done with.

-learn to spell
-your a jerk
-learn what the function keys are

I look forward to chatting and getting to know everyone. But please be easy on me, I'm a delicate flower.

:liar:

Hi Michelle...glad to see on here.

Let me tel u now im not a good spelr, im pinonated, hateful and not good on the puter.

Just kidding.

Keep the sense of humor and you'll be fine :lol:

PS: Isn't Michelle Lea (Lay?) a porn star :pete:

Welcome :howdy:

Keep the sense of humor and you'll be fine :lol:

PS: Isn't Michelle Lea (Lay?) a porn star :pete:

Welcome :howdy:

:killingme

That's funny

I'm the complete opposite. Lemme get my sweatpants and slippers on, take these curlers out of my hair, wash the green mask off my skin, finish laundry and we'll talk.

Lay...ha ha

:killingme

:killingme

That's funny

I'm the complete opposite. Lemme get my sweatpants and slippers on, take these curlers out of my hair, wash the green mask off my skin, finish laundry and we'll talk.

Lay...ha ha

:killingme

:howdy:

I WILL be seeing y'all......My back and neck are always hurting. Do y'all do deep tissue massages ?

:howdy:

I WILL be seeing y'all......My back and neck are always hurting. Do y'all do deep tissue massages ?

That's actually our specialty. We see EVERYONE young and old, swedish & deep tissue, late afternoon/early evening hours, 7 days/week.

Gotta get back to work now before the boss (my husband) calls.:killingme

Bye for now & have a great day everyone!

:huggy:

That's actually our specialty. We see EVERYONE young and old, swedish & deep tissue, late afternoon/early evening hours, 7 days/week.

Gotta get back to work now before the boss (my husband) calls.:killingme

Bye for now & have a great day everyone!

:huggy:

:yay:

Welcome, I am just like you, I sat back for a while and then decided to jump in full force!

Hi everyone! I'm a newbie here, although I've been reading and enjoying this place for quite some time.

Let me tel u now im not a good spelr, im pinonated, hateful and not good on the puter.

Just kidding.

I thought I'd bring the blazing on early to get it over and done with.

-learn to spell
-your a jerk
-learn what the function keys are

I look forward to chatting and getting to know everyone. But please be easy on me, I'm a delicate flower.

:liar:
that should be "you're" :biggrin:
That's actually our specialty. We see EVERYONE young and old, swedish & deep tissue, late afternoon/early evening hours, 7 days/week.

Gotta get back to work now before the boss (my husband) calls.:killingme

Bye for now & have a great day everyone!

:huggy:

for pointing out your first error on your very first post, do I get a discount? :killingme

Welcome :howdy:

[QUOTE=SoMDGirl42;3608978]that should be "you're" :biggrin:

ha ha! There's more where that came from. Were you one of my grammar teachers?

:howdy:

:howdy:

I WILL be seeing y'all......My back and neck are always hurting. Do y'all do deep tissue massages ?

Ask for Stephanie. She does an awesome deep tissue massage.:thewave:

Hi Michelle.

Someone please send me the name of this establisment....I'm in need of a massage :flowers:

Someone please send me the name of this establisment....I'm in need of a massage :flowers:

Here ya go. Michelle Lea Massage Therapy (http://leamassagetherapy.com/)

Here ya go. Michelle Lea Massage Therapy (http://leamassagetherapy.com/)

:killingme Well that was pretty obvious. :doh:

Welcome, please run away now before you become a sad case with a post count in the tens of thousands who sits around on SOMD forums all weekend.

Welcome, please run away now before you become a sad case with a post count in the tens of thousands who sits around on SOMD forums all weekend.

:yikes:

:yikes:

:killingme..I stopped in last week to get some literature.........I'll see you next week...:yay:

:killingme..I stopped in last week to get some literature.........I'll see you next week...:yay:

We're closed till Thursday. (under construction) so take your time. Plus someone told me our road still didn't have electricity?????

Did I use "your" properly?

We're closed till Thursday. (under construction) so take your time. Plus someone told me our road still didn't have electricity?????

Did I use "your" properly?

will do....

:huggy:To everyone:huggy:

And thank you: Bonehead, Headcase, Belvak, Toppick08, DoWhat, MrX, SShewbert and FireBrand for the warm welcome. I look forward to chatting, seeing everyones opinions and the occasional hostility that goes along with the forums.

HI Michelle ~ I love ya gal...... I'd be lost without my weekly Massage, see you soon. Best to you in the Franchise world ~:buddies:

HI Michelle ~ I love ya gal...... I'd be lost without my weekly Massage, see you soon. Best to you in the Franchise world ~:buddies:

:huggy: Awwww shucks....I feel so loved:notworthy

Hi everyone! I'm a newbie here, although I've been reading and enjoying this place for quite some time.

Let me tel u now im not a good spelr, im pinonated, hateful and not good on the puter.

Just kidding.

I thought I'd bring the blazing on early to get it over and done with.

-learn to spell
-your a jerk
-learn what the function keys are

I look forward to chatting and getting to know everyone. But please be easy on me, I'm a delicate flower.

:liar:

Just visiting from PA.

Checking out area for possible relocation.

Steve

Hi Michelle! :howdy:

Hi Michelle! :howdy:

Did you know that I know Michelle from the early 90's?

Did you know that I know Michelle from the early 90's?

Yup, before Miss Clairol and stretch marks. :jet:

Yup, before Miss Clairol and stretch marks. :jet:

My daughter is now in college.
The years go by quick.