I'm looking in to a job opportunity in Toledo that would get me out of Smibville. :yahoo:

What's it like?

Why would you ask us...we are from "SMIBville"

we couldn't possibly have traveled anywhere

I'm looking in to a job opportunity in Toledo that would get me out of Smibville. :yahoo:

What's it like?

GREAT! The pearl of the rust belt. I would move to Toledo in a New York minute. Cost of living is cheap, they ship all the fat/ugly women to Michigan leaving only hotties, you don't pay taxes; they pay you! Ohio has a tropical climate much like the Bahama's in the summer. White beaches, crystal clear water and I heard that NASCAR, ARCA and IRL are all building tracks and are going to have races there FREE!

If I were you I would pack up the car and go TODAY!

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That area is pretty economically depressed and will only get worse as the auto industry dies. That being said there is a hell of a lot more things to do there then here. Also a straight track is not to far away called Norwalk race way.

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That area is pretty economically depressed and will only get worse as the auto industry dies. That being said there is a hell of a lot more things to do there then here. Also a straight track is not to far away called Norwalk race way.

Ixnay on the criticalnay talknay about Toledonay.

I'm looking in to a job opportunity in Toledo that would get me out of Smibville. :yahoo:

What's it like?

Post your resume.

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That area is pretty economically depressed and will only get worse as the auto industry dies. That being said there is a hell of a lot more things to do there then here. Also a straight track is not to far away called Norwalk race way.

The racing scene in Ohio is huge -- which is why I'm considering the move.

Did I mention free cake every Wednesday and when you get your drivers liscence you get 20 "Get out of a speeding ticket free" coupons? Also you get a free pony if you want it.


You will love, love, love Toledo! Dude i would be gone already.

The racing scene in Ohio is huge -- which is why I'm considering the move.

After living there for 27 years I never noticed...

Did I mention free cake every Wednesday and when you get your drivers liscence you get 20 "Get out of a speeding ticket free" coupons? Also you get a free pony if you want it.


You will love, love, love Toledo! Dude i would be gone already.

Don't forget you're next to the greatest roller coaster park in the world. In summer you can head north to the Woodward Dream Cruise. Halloween is always a blast in Detroit and that is the big ICP show of the year. Cheetas isn't too far from there in Windsor. Best of all you can go see the Mud Hens play.

Don't forget you're next to the greatest roller coaster park in the world. In summer you can head north to the Woodward Dream Cruise. Halloween is always a blast in Detroit and that is the big ICP show of the year. Cheetas isn't too far from there in Windsor. Best of all you can go see the Mud Hens play.

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Don't forget you're next to the greatest roller coaster park in the world. In summer you can head north to the Woodward Dream Cruise. Halloween is always a blast in Detroit and that is the big ICP show of the year. Cheetas isn't too far from there in Windsor. Best of all you can go see the Mud Hens play.

And you can call yourself a "Buckeye". Seriously how can it get any better than that?

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He is not kidding, Halloween is HUGE in Detroit. You will have so much fun. You put on your Kyle Bush costume, grab a pillow case and cruise Dearborn for treats, then moving into downtown Detroit to roast marshmallows and go to any number of sing -a-longs that spontaneously break out.

Post your resume.

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EDUCATION: Graduated low level skool in Charles County, MD. C+ average
RESIDENCE: Live with Mommy and Daddy.
EXPERIENCE: Held menial, low paying jobs from 2005 to present.
GOALS: To one day be with a girl.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? Chief delivery boy of Keith Olbermans jock strap.

Don't forget the old relic Michigan Central Station. That place is great to go exploring in. There are all kinds of refugees that live there and have set up temples inside. The artwork is amazing. This one time we watched a guy attempt to rape a girl. When we started to approach him he pulled out a shotgun from his back seat. Of course the ones who stayed back in the car had already called the cops so they were there in just a few mins.

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I'm looking in to a job opportunity in Toledo that would get me out of Smibville.
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RESUME of ANDY MARQUIS

EDUCATION: Graduated low level skool in Charles County, MD. C+ average
RESIDENCE: Live with Mommy and Daddy.
EXPERIENCE: Held menial, low paying jobs from 2005 to present.
GOALS: To one day be with a girl.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? Chief delivery boy of Keith Olbermans jock strap.

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TOLEDO, OH 43614-DISHWASHER & WAITSTAFF (http://jobview.toledoblade.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=80720987&JobTitle=DISHWASHER+%26+WAITSTAFF&occ=13.11810&occ=13.11811&sort=dt&rad=20&rad_units=miles&cnme=Toledo&sid=68&brd=1&cy=us&vw=b&AVSDM=2009-04-29+04%3a15%3a00&pg=1&seq=2)
-Pizza Delivery Driver (http://jobview.toledoblade.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=71472722&JobTitle=Pizza+Delivery+Driver&occ=13.11810&occ=13.11811&sort=dt&rad=20&rad_units=miles&cnme=Toledo&sid=68&brd=1&cy=us&vw=b&AVSDM=2009-03-30+14%3a33%3a00&pg=1&seq=8)
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