Hi everyone! I am new to your forum world, anyone have any advice for me?

Delete your account.

Delete your account.

umm....ok. Thanks I guess

umm....ok. Thanks I guess
You were warned. :buddies:

:killingme

Hi everyone! I am new to your forum world, anyone have any advice for me?

I got 5 on it :high5:

Hi everyone! I am new to your forum world, anyone have any advice for me?

what kind of advice? this is the bestest site ever to get useful advice

I got 5 on it :high5:

Haha..... that's not what my name means! I thought people would take it the wrong way:killingme

what kind of advice? this is the bestest site ever to get useful advice

Well is there anyone I should stay away from, things not to talk about? really anything you want to advise me of would be great!

Well is there anyone I should stay away from?
Sockgirl77

Well is there anyone I should stay away from, things not to talk about? really anything you want to advise me of would be great!

Use a picture of yourself as your avatar, that helps people feel more comfortable around you.

Sockgirl77

:killingme

Use a picture of yourself as your avatar, that helps people feel more comfortable around you.
:killingme

Use a picture of yourself as your avatar, that helps people feel more comfortable around you.

:really:

:really:

:yikes:

Well is there anyone I should stay away from, things not to talk about? really anything you want to advise me of would be great!

there is nobody you need to stay away from on here. Everyone has been cleared. Feel free to post all your personal business, dirty laundry, etc. Not to worry, all nice people here. :howdy:

there is nobody you need to stay away from on here. Everyone has been cleared. Feel free to post all your personal business, dirty laundry, etc. Not to worry, all nice people here. :howdy:

Well in that case...... I feel right at home then!:killingme



(Not really)

:yikes:

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!:lol:

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!:lol:

His are posted all over this place. :shrug: :forumho:

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!:lol:

You are a little late, everyone on here has already seen his, more than once :ohwell: whether they wanted to or not :jet:

there is nobody you need to stay away from on here. Everyone has been cleared. Feel free to post all your personal business, dirty laundry, etc. Not to worry, all nice people here. :howdy:

:yeahthat:
We all do it :shrug: It's totally fine, nobody ever talks bad about anyone.... feel free, let yourself go :dance:

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!:lol:

Now it's your turn :tap:

Just watch your spelling or your get your :gossip: spanked.

Just watch your spelling or your get your :gossip: spanked.

You liked it :killingme :spank: But now that we know you're retarded, I haven't picked on you once. See how easy that was?

:killingme too funny! I'll see what I can dig up. As for letting loose I will take my time with that, everyone doesn't need to know everything :buddies:

Just watch your spelling or your get your :gossip: spanked.


:smack:

Y-O-U-'-L-L, you big dum dum!!!













:lol:

You liked it :killingme :spank: But now that we know you're retarded, I haven't picked on you once. See how easy that was?

So how do I get some more :spank: cause i do like them.

hmm...new person asking who to stay away from. I was too lazy to search the other posts but, MPD who is trying to see if anyone badmouths them? :whistle:

but if not, welcome Dyme. I already like you, because your name reminds me of MONEYYYY!!!

:smack:

Y-O-U-'-L-L, you big dum dum!!!













:lol:

See what I mean.:cds:

Hi everyone! I am new to your forum world, anyone have any advice for me?


My advice:

Never ask for advice here.

Just watch your spelling or your get your :gossip: spanked.


what if I like gettin :spanked:?

My advice:

Never ask for advice here.

Gotcha!

what if I like gettin :spank:ed?

that's what i'm here for! :spank:

:love:

Remember, no matter how bad a day you think you're having, someone on here will always one that is way worse, or at least they will say they did.:drama:

hmm...new person asking who to stay away from. I was too lazy to search the other posts but, MPD who is trying to see if anyone badmouths them? :whistle:

but if not, welcome Dyme. I already like you, because your name reminds me of MONEYYYY!!!

nice call??? maybe, maybe not.... IC..what you were thinkin' :buddies:
and gotta give ya a :smoochy:

that's what i'm here for! :spank:

:love:

:yay:

Remember, no matter how bad a day you think you're having, someone on here will always one that is way worse, or at least they will say they did.:drama:


This isn't true. There's no way anyone can be having a worse day than I am.



It started when I zipped my pee-pee in my zipper.
Then everyone in my office gave me a nurple.
Then my computer crashed.
Twice.
At lunchtime, half the office held me down, while the other half dragged forks across my gums.
Then I fell off the roof of the building, and halfway down I caught my eyelid on a nail.
Now my ass is on fire.

This isn't true. There's no way anyone can be having a worse day than I am.



It started when I zipped my pee-pee in my zipper.
Then everyone in my office gave me a nurple.
Then my computer crashed.
Twice.
At lunchtime, half the office held me down, while the other half dragged forks across my gums.
Then I fell off the roof of the building, and halfway down I caught my eyelid on a nail.
Now my ass is on fire.


Quit your whining. :rolleyes:

This isn't true. There's no way anyone can be having a worse day than I am.



It started when I zipped my pee-pee in my zipper.
Then everyone in my office gave me a nurple.
Then my computer crashed.
Twice.
At lunchtime, half the office held me down, while the other half dragged forks across my gums.
Then I fell off the roof of the building, and halfway down I caught my eyelid on a nail.
Now my ass is on fire.

for crying out loud man, at least you have a JOB! It could be worse you know....................

Quit your whining. :rolleyes:



You're right. I was going stop whining before my vajayjay gets all puckered.




But I tripped and landed on a syringe...


...that went right into my tear-duct.

for crying out loud man, at least you have a JOB! It could be worse you know....................




:(

Just got the email. Company went out of business.

:(

Just got the email. Company went out of business.

:killingme:killingme

:(

Just got the email. Company went out of business.

So that means you can collect your severance, cash out your 401k and draw unemployment for the next upteen years. You're sitting on a gold mine, dude. Get over yourself. :rolleyes:

:howdy:

Welcome

:evil:

:howdy:

Welcome

:evil:

That was nice of you!
next she will say you are stalking her (maybe again):killingme

Say he's stalking me? For saying hi? Now isn't that silly

Well is there anyone I should stay away from, things not to talk about? really anything you want to advise me of would be great!

yep.

Welcome to the nuthouse ! :cheers:

Hi everyone! I am new to your forum world, anyone have any advice for me?

First order of business is to post a road rant.

First order of business is to post a road rant.

Ok..........It's funny you say that because on my way home tonight I got cut off by a "ghetto wigger" who had his seat laid all the way back where he could barely see over the dashboard and ended up side swiping the lady next to me. How do people drive like that?

Ok..........It's funny you say that because on my way home tonight I got cut off by a "ghetto wigger" who had his seat laid all the way back where he could barely see over the dashboard and ended up side swiping the lady next to me. How do people drive like that?

They don't. Which is why he caused an accident. That ain't driving! :howdy:

Ok..........It's funny you say that because on my way home tonight I got cut off by a "ghetto wigger" who had his seat laid all the way back where he could barely see over the dashboard and ended up side swiping the lady next to me. How do people drive like that?
:blushing:

sorry bout dat Seat was laid back for another reason :whistle:

Just glad I didnt hit you. I will be a little more careful next time.

:blushing:

sorry bout dat Seat was laid back for another reason :whistle:

Just glad I didnt hit you. I will be a little more careful next time.

Well, next time tell your boyfriend to wait until you get home. :killingme

Hi everyone! I am new to your forum world, anyone have any advice for me?

:howdy: Im new too!

So that means you can collect your severance, cash out your 401k and draw unemployment for the next upteen years. You're sitting on a gold mine, dude. Get over yourself. :rolleyes:



You glass-is-half-full-people make me wanna PUKE!

:howdy: Im new too!

Welcome!:howdy:

Welcome. Where the insane run the asylum, :lol:.