So, I have been single for a year now (after a 4-year relationship) and have been on more b*llsh*t dates than any girl should ever admit to. I have been fussed at for keeping my guard up, so I finally "let someone in" so to speak. Different than any man I have ever dated in a myriad of ways...also a major age difference (14 years)... yet, still couldn't be happy...I think I am just destined to be single forever.... and that's fine. :coffee: **throws in the towel in regards to dating**

Are you frigid?

:roflmao:

Don't give up, really there are some really wonderful men right here on this forum....I'll be right back and gather up a list for ya.

So, I have been single for a year now (after a 4-year relationship) and have been on more b*llsh*t dates than any girl should ever admit to. I have been fussed at for keeping my guard up, so I finally "let someone in" so to speak. Different than any man I have ever dated in a myriad of ways...also a major age difference (14 years)... yet, still couldn't be happy...I think I am just destined to be single forever.... and that's fine. :coffee: **throws in the towel in regards to dating**

:huggy: sorry :frown:

glad to see you around, you should come back more often! :love:

:roflmao:

Should I have done the "happiness comes from within" response? :biggrin:

Are you frigid?

No, not frigid... I am just not rushing or settling for anything less than what I want.

If someone treats me poorly, I leave... simple as that. :1bdz:

So, I have been single for a year now (after a 4-year relationship) and have been on more b*llsh*t dates than any girl should ever admit to. I have been fussed at for keeping my guard up, so I finally "let someone in" so to speak. Different than any man I have ever dated in a myriad of ways...also a major age difference (14 years)... yet, still couldn't be happy...I think I am just destined to be single forever.... and that's fine. :coffee: **throws in the towel in regards to dating**
Its okay, really. The world needs spinsters.

:bitter:

:bitter:

no, francis... not bitter. just bored. :buddies:

There's nothing wrong with being single. Why do women think they have to have some guy around in order to be complete and happy?

No, not frigid... I am just not rushing or settling for anything less than what I want.

If someone treats me poorly, I leave... simple as that. :1bdz:

that's the smart way to do it :yay:

you're still young, give it time.

Its okay, really. The world needs spinsters.

Spinster? WTF is that? :popcorn: -- i will most likely be a cougar later in life... if that is related.

There's nothing wrong with being single. Why do women think they have to have some guy around in order to be complete and happy?

Easy for you to say... you've got Larry...:larry:

Well what are you looking for in a man? And are you setting your sights too high?

Well what are you looking for in a man? And are you setting your sights too high?

You're trying to hook her up with Vince, arentchu...:eyebrow:

Its okay, really. The world needs spinsters.

For real. Who else is going to babysit the children of people who *did* get married?

You're trying to hook her up with Vince, arentchu...:eyebrow:

Shhh..don't tell her how hot Vince is...he's on fire baby. :yay:

You're trying to hook her up with Vince, arentchu...:eyebrow:

You people are crackin me up today. :lol:

Shhh..don't tell her how hot Vince is...he's on fire baby. :yay:

lol :dye:

Shhh..don't tell her how hot Vince is...he's on fire baby. :yay:
Crap... I guess he spent 4th of July with Sharon and Dems again... :doh:

So, I have been single for a year now (after a 4-year relationship) and have been on more b*llsh*t dates than any girl should ever admit to. I have been fussed at for keeping my guard up, so I finally "let someone in" so to speak. Different than any man I have ever dated in a myriad of ways...also a major age difference (14 years)... yet, still couldn't be happy...I think I am just destined to be single forever.... and that's fine. :coffee: **throws in the towel in regards to dating**

join the crowd........:yahoo:

See, my problem is when I went back out on the market every fat chick and washed up crack ho thru a hat in the ring

There's nothing wrong with being single. Why do women think they have to have some guy around in order to be complete and happy?

:howdy:

join the crowd........:yahoo:

she didn't discuss going lesbo though.

You're trying to hook her up with Vince, arentchu...:eyebrow::cds: I like being single. Besides, I'm too old and my walker might get in the way. I leave my false teeth laying around the house too.

Tell us what you really think!

See, my problem is when I went back out on the market every fat chick and washed up crack ho thru a hat in the ring

[It's not that I mind being single... it can be fun... It is just getting old... :yawn:

she didn't discuss going lesbo though.

:lol:

See, my problem is when I went back out on the market every fat chick and washed up crack ho thru a hat in the ring

haha...:jerry:

There's nothing wrong with being single. Why do women think they have to have some guy around in order to be complete and happy?

I agree...I have been single with custody for 3 years now. I don't need some gal around to make me feel complete by just having a gal around...

I am content....

Yes, I am an e-harmony, msn, yahoo dating site reject.....:lmao:

There's nothing wrong with being single. Why do women think they have to have some guy around in order to be complete and happy?

Exactly~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There's nothing wrong with being single. Why do women think they have to have some guy around in order to be complete and happy?

A Man is NOT a Plan!!! Hang in there and enjoy life as it is. All can change in the blink of an eye.:buddies:

A Man is NOT a Plan!!! Hang in there and enjoy life as it is. All can change in the blink of an eye.:buddies:

:huggy: thanks y'all

:huggy: thanks y'all

you'll be just fine. now come here n gimme some sugar :smoochy:

you'll be just fine. now come here n gimme some sugar

:love::love::love::love:

:love::love::love:

:love::love:

:love:

Mayb U Shud B Gay,,, Mite B Happier,,wish U Luck

Mayb U Shud B Gay,,, Mite B Happier,,wish U Luck

unfortunately, I could never do that because if there is anything worse than a man, it's a woman.:coffee:

Thanks, though.

So, I have been single for a year now (after a 4-year relationship) and have been on more b*llsh*t dates than any girl should ever admit to. I have been fussed at for keeping my guard up, so I finally "let someone in" so to speak. Different than any man I have ever dated in a myriad of ways...also a major age difference (14 years)... yet, still couldn't be happy...I think I am just destined to be single forever.... and that's fine. :coffee: **throws in the towel in regards to dating**

You sound like mans true goddess. You know your gonna be miserable in a relationship and you choose to bow out instead of inflicting the horrible,agonizing pain a man would endure in a relationship with you....you my dear are a true saint!! :buddies: Thank you and God bless.

Seriously, What's wrong with being single?
You can do:
What you want...
Where you want...
When you want...
How you want...
Why you want...
and most importantly...
Who you want...

:shrug:

You sound like mans true goddess. You know your gonna be miserable in a relationship and you choose to bow out instead of inflicting the horrible,agonizing pain a man would endure in a relationship with you....you my dear are a true saint!! :buddies: Thank you and God bless.

I appreciate your sarcasm :eyebrow:

Seriously, What's wrong with being single?
You can do:
What you want...
Where you want...
When you want...
How you want...
Why you want...
and most importantly...
Who you want...

:shrug:

:evil:

I appreciate your sarcasm :eyebrow:

It was meant with love....... Happiness will find you when you quit looking.

Seriously, What's wrong with being single?
You can do:
What you want...
Where you want...
When you want...
How you want...
Why you want...
and most importantly...
Who you want...

:shrug:

Especially with products recommended by Black Francis!

It was meant with love....... Happiness will find you when you quit looking.

oh, well then thank you, lovie.:love:

:evil:

No Evil intended. Just the facts, ma'am...

with all due respect,
I would never want a woman that thinks she has to have me, or any man for that matter to make her complete.

I can assure you, my first wife was one that needed the constant assurance from others around her. that didnt work.

Pan Lady is content to live alone if that is what it comes down to. She lets me know this on a regular basis after various pranks gone wrong, then she uses her pan and attempts to make it so.

So, I have been single for a year now (after a 4-year relationship) and have been on more b*llsh*t dates than any girl should ever admit to. I have been fussed at for keeping my guard up, so I finally "let someone in" so to speak. Different than any man I have ever dated in a myriad of ways...also a major age difference (14 years)... yet, still couldn't be happy...I think I am just destined to be single forever.... and that's fine. :coffee: **throws in the towel in regards to dating**
See! You should have gone out with me when I axed you to, woman! :lmao:
Seriously, I've found the same thing although I didn't put up with it for 4 years as you did. Wayyy too long a time IMHO.
Most of the people I meet down here disappoint me. Their lives are soo complicated and require soo much maintenance and so they are jaded because of it. Why let it get to that point?
Sure, I'll keep looking & going out but I have few expectations anymore.
My advice 2 u: Don't keep your guard up, just don't go completely under.
I let myself get in fairly deep sometimes but I always keep one eye above water (so to speak). I always leave myself a way out.
I kinda believe that there are a few good "possibilities" out there still but they're not where most people can find them today. :buddies:

See! You should have gone out with me when I axed you to, woman! :lmao:
Seriously, I've found the same thing although I didn't put up with it for 4 years as you did. Wayyy too long a time IMHO.
Most of the people I meet down here disappoint me. Their lives are soo complicated and require soo much maintenance and so they are jaded because of it. Why let it get to that point?
Sure, I'll keep looking & going out but I have few expectations anymore.
My advice 2 u: Don't keep your guard up, just don't go completely under.
I let myself get in fairly deep sometimes but I always keep one eye above water (so to speak). I always leave myself a way out.
I kinda believe that there are a few good "possibilities" out there still but they're not where most people can find them today. :buddies:

Thank you for the advice :huggy:

I have already been on 2 dates since the break-up and I think that I am just in no mood to get to know anyone romantically right now. When I told one of the guys that, they told me I was a "black widow"... :eyebrow: WTH does that even mean? The last boyfriend (as mentioned in the original paragraph)affected me for some reason.:cds: so I am just going to stop dating for a while and do my own thing... before I get called something else in reference to a spider that bites off her mate's head.:coffee:

you'll be just fine. now come here n gimme some sugar :smoochy:

You always gotta kick em when there down don't you :lol:

Thank you for the advice :huggy:

I have already been on 2 dates since the break-up and I think that I am just in no mood to get to know anyone romantically right now. When I told one of the guys that, they told me I was a "black widow"... :eyebrow: WTH does that even mean? The last boyfriend (as mentioned in the original paragraph)affected me for some reason.:cds: so I am just going to stop dating for a while and do my own thing... before I get called something else in reference to a spider that bites off her mate's head.:coffee:

Someone told me you are more like a praying mantis :lol:

I have already been on 2 dates since the break-up

Do you put out on the first date?

with all due respect,
I would never want a woman that thinks she has to have me, or any man for that matter to make her complete.

I can assure you, my first wife was one that needed the constant assurance from others around her. that didnt work.

Pan Lady is content to live alone if that is what it comes down to. She lets me know this on a regular basis after various pranks gone wrong, then she uses her pan and attempts to make it so.

It's "withrespect" not due respect :smack:

Do you put out on the first date?

:lol:

You always gotta kick em when there down don't you :lol:



Someone told me you are more like a praying mantis :lol:

:coffee: thanks

I appreciate your sarcasm :eyebrow:

Where did you see sarcasm??

Thank you for the advice :huggy:

I have already been on 2 dates since the break-up and I think that I am just in no mood to get to know anyone romantically right now. When I told one of the guys that, they told me I was a "black widow"... :eyebrow: WTH does that even mean? The last boyfriend (as mentioned in the original paragraph)affected me for some reason.:cds: so I am just going to stop dating for a while and do my own thing... before I get called something else in reference to a spider that bites off her mate's head.:coffee:

And how old are you that you would be concerned with being single??

And how old are you that you would be concerned with being single??

I am young... almost 24. :popcorn:

I am young... almost 24. :popcorn:

Please tell me the dude with the 14 year age difference wasn't younger than you :eyebrow:

Do you put out on the first date?

:smack: negative!

Please tell me the dude with the 14 year age difference wasn't younger than you :eyebrow:

no, he was 38, moron. :coffee:

no, he was 38, moron. :coffee:

I'm assuming you're saying that the dude was a 38 year old moron :huggy:

I'm assuming you're saying that the dude was a 38 year old moron :huggy:

yes, dear. OF COURSE!!! :love:

I am young... almost 24. :popcorn:

Than why worry about relationships or being single??

Enjoy yourself, have fun, the rest will work itself out..

yes, dear. OF COURSE!!! :love:

Alright, I was about ready to delete you off of Facebook :lol: :smoochy:

Alright, I was about ready to delete you off of Facebook :lol: :smoochy:

:cds:

no, he was 38, moron. :coffee:

And what made you think someone 38 and single would be a catch??

Did you ever think.. 38? If he's a keeper, why is he still single at 38??

Did you meet him at CIP or the Dew Drop??

I mean, look, someone even married MOJO before he was 38.. anything in the barrel below that? I'd leave it the hell alone..

And what made you think someone 38 and single would be a catch??

Did you ever think.. 38? If he's a keeper, why is he still single at 38??

Did you meet him at CIP or the Dew Drop??

How old were you when you got married :popcorn:

How old were you when you got married :popcorn:

Which time?

When I was 38 I was married..

(I think I was single for 10 days, in December of 2007)

And what made you think someone 38 and single would be a catch??

Did you ever think.. 38? If he's a keeper, why is he still single at 38??

Did you meet him at CIP or the Dew Drop??

I mean, look, someone even married MOJO before he was 38.. anything in the barrel below that? I'd leave it the hell alone..

Actually, I met this one on base. . . he was a marine. (I usually don't date military...thats what I get for trying something new). Everything was fine until he started treating me like a marine.:duel:

Which time?

When I was 38 I was married..

(I think I was single for 10 days, in December of 2007)

:lol:

Actually, I met this one on base. . . he was a marine. (I usually don't date military...thats what I get for trying something new). Everything was fine until he started treating me like a marine.:duel:

He started demanding butt sex in the shower? :twitch:

And what made you think someone 38 and single would be a catch??

Did you ever think.. 38? If he's a keeper, why is he still single at 38??
Did you meet him at CIP or the Dew Drop??

I mean, look, someone even married MOJO before he was 38.. anything in the barrel below that? I'd leave it the hell alone..

Why does one automatically assume that something has to be wrong? I mean maybe this 38 year old just hasn't found the right one...

Actually, I met this one on base. . . he was a marine. (I usually don't date military...thats what I get for trying something new). Everything was fine until he started treating me like a marine.:duel:

drop and gimme 50! :wench:

Mojo I wasn't kickin her when she was down! I was offering to be helpful :biggrin:

He started demanding butt sex in the shower? :twitch:

So is that normal for a marine? :killingme

:lol:



He started demanding butt sex in the shower? :twitch:



:killingme

:killingme

Why does one automatically assume that something has to be wrong? I mean maybe this 38 year old just hasn't found the right one...

Sorry, wasn't looking out for collateral damage!

So is that normal for a marine? :killingme

:killingme

:killingme

It's not gay if there aren't any women around. Prison rules in the field :lol:

It's not gay if there aren't any women around. Prison rules in the field :lol:

maybe so, but it apparently left you with a few bad habits once you left the field :whistle:

Nope, Just yelled at me for everything.:jameo:

I don't take orders from men I am dating... maybe thats the problem...:nerd:

Sorry, wasn't looking out for collateral damage!

I dont' get it :shrug:

I dont' get it :shrug:

:coffee: nor do I

I don't get it :shrug:

:coffee: nor do I

I think that may be your problem...:shrug:

I think that may be your problem...:shrug:

:popcorn: probably

Please tell me the dude with the 14 year age difference wasn't younger than you :eyebrow:

no, he was 38, moron. :coffee: You must have met Mojo. :killingme

You must have met Mojo. :killingme

Mojo's not 38. :shrug:

Mojo's not 38. :shrug:

I dont think I have ever met Mojo in person, actually. :coffee: met a few others on here though.

Nothing wrong with being single. Take it from someone who has been since 2000. A little tough at first, but when you realize how much nicer it is to come and go as you please, no one to yell at or be yelled at, etc, etc, etc...

Sure, there are times when a companion would be nice, but the lack of a leg shackle far outweighs that.

Nothing wrong with being single. Take it from someone who has been since 2000. A little tough at first, but when you realize how much nicer it is to come and go as you please, no one to yell at or be yelled at, etc, etc, etc...

Sure, there are times when a companion would be nice, but the lack of a leg shackle far outweighs that.

:huggy: Thanks, darlin.

I agree...I have been single with custody for 3 years now. I don't need some gal around to make me feel complete by just having a gal around...

I am content....

Yes, I am an e-harmony, msn, yahoo dating site reject.....:lmao:

:poorbaby: :killingme

I think that may be your problem...:shrug:

:smack: But you know I have a big, ole hunk o' burning love.

Nothing wrong with being single. Take it from someone who has been since 2000. A little tough at first, but when you realize how much nicer it is to come and go as you please, no one to yell at or be yelled at, etc, etc, etc...

Sure, there are times when a companion would be nice, but the lack of a leg shackle far outweighs that.

:yeahthat:

Sure, there are times when a companion would be nice, but the lack of a leg shackle far outweighs that.

:high5: :killingme

:smack: But you know I have a big, ole hunk o' burning love.

I wasn't talking about you, dear. I know you are set in the "getting it" department. I was suggesting that may be was is bothering withrespect the most. :lol:

:/ I suppose.

Thank you for the advice :huggy:
I have already been on 2 dates since the break-up and I think that I am just in no mood to get to know anyone romantically right now. When I told one of the guys that, they told me I was a "black widow"... :eyebrow: WTH does that even mean? The last boyfriend (as mentioned in the original paragraph)affected me for some reason.:cds: so I am just going to stop dating for a while and do my own thing... before I get called something else in reference to a spider that bites off her mate's head.:coffee:
Black widows kill their male counterparts after mating with them. Ya just can't please some women I guess....
At 23 wth are you so insecure? There's plenty of boys out there for you at that age. I wouldn't advise going out with them unless you want to be their mommy, however. Just go out with some friends and have fun.
I'm actually going to meet a friend tonight at CIP. This is one of the few Friday nights I've had to myself in @ 15 years and I'm going to enjoy it. Come by and say hi and don't sweat the dating stuff...it will take care of itself. :howdy:
PS - come in with a paper sign saying "ItalianScallion" so I'll know it's you :lmao:
Why does one automatically assume that something has to be wrong? I mean maybe this 38 year old just hasn't found the right one...
You gotta know Bob to understand this...
And thank you; Not all of us make the marriage mistake by 38.
:/ I suppose.
Cheer up lady. Emotional scars heal very fast when you let other people and things fill the void. Pick yourself up and go hang out with friends. Moping will only make it worse. :flowers:

Nothing wrong with being single. Take it from someone who has been since 2000. A little tough at first, but when you realize how much nicer it is to come and go as you please, no one to yell at or be yelled at, etc, etc, etc...

Sure, there are times when a companion would be nice, but the lack of a leg shackle far outweighs that.

:yeahthat:

That's what I was trying to say. GWguy just said it more eloquently.

Nothing wrong with being single. Take it from someone who has been since 2000. A little tough at first, but when you realize how much nicer it is to come and go as you please, no one to yell at or be yelled at, etc, etc, etc...

Sure, there are times when a companion would be nice, but the lack of a leg shackle far outweighs that.

that's where the multiple friends come into play, :lmao:

1 friend who likes hiking

1 friend who likes trying out different resturants

1 friend with benefits

etc.

that's where the multiple friends come into play, :lmao:

1 friend who likes hiking

1 friend who likes trying out different resturants

1 friend with benefits

etc.

:killingme Teach me your ways... :dye:

Just go out and enjoy life, find people who enjoy doing the things you like to do and meet up to go walking, biking, etc. don't look at it as a date. Join hobby groups walking, running etc.

you never know what could develop... and if it doesn't ... at least you were out doing something you enjoy!

See, my problem is when I went back out on the market every fat chick and washed up crack ho thru a hat in the ring


What's wrong with fat chicks? :dance:

See! You should have gone out with me when I axed you to, woman! :lmao:
Seriously, I've found the same thing although I didn't put up with it for 4 years as you did. Wayyy too long a time IMHO.
Most of the people I meet down here disappoint me. Their lives are soo complicated and require soo much maintenance and so they are jaded because of it. Why let it get to that point?
Sure, I'll keep looking & going out but I have few expectations anymore.
My advice 2 u: Don't keep your guard up, just don't go completely under.
I let myself get in fairly deep sometimes but I always keep one eye above water (so to speak). I always leave myself a way out.
I kinda believe that there are a few good "possibilities" out there still but they're not where most people can find them today. :buddies:

If you only have one eye, that could present a dating problem. I'm just saying. :shrug:

If you only have one eye, that could present a dating problem. I'm just saying. :shrug:
Actually it's a good thing...You only see half the BS....gals....dish out......:whistle:

Actually it's a good thing...You only see half the BS....gals....dish out......:whistle:

:killingme Wow talk about jaded!

Actually it's a good thing...You only see half the BS....gals....dish out......:whistle:

:eyebrow::bonk:

No, not frigid... I am just not rushing or settling for anything less than what I want.

If someone treats me poorly, I leave... simple as that. :1bdz:

Nothing wrong with that.... You aren't the only one out there with that outlook.

What's wrong with fat chicks? :dance:

Or a washed up crack ho :shrug:

So, I have been single for a year now (after a 4-year relationship) and have been on more b*llsh*t dates than any girl should ever admit to. I have been fussed at for keeping my guard up, so I finally "let someone in" so to speak. Different than any man I have ever dated in a myriad of ways...also a major age difference (14 years)... yet, still couldn't be happy...I think I am just destined to be single forever.... and that's fine. :coffee: **throws in the towel in regards to dating**

Maybe you are busted looking but no one is telling you? :confused:

Maybe you are busted looking but no one is telling you? :confused:
nah- she is :hot:

Maybe you are busted looking but no one is telling you? :confused:
must take alot of balls to say that from behind an MPD :rolleyes:

nah- she is :hot:
I like her boobs :biggrin:

I mean...:blushing:

Maybe you are busted looking but no one is telling you? :confused:

:mad: What did you just sign up so you could talk sh*t about me?!

:eyebrow: get a life dude.

nah- she is :hot:

:huggy: :love:

:mad: What did you just sign up so you could talk sh*t about me?!

:eyebrow: get a life dude.

It's probably the 38 year old moron :huggy:

must take alot of balls to say that from behind an MPD :rolleyes:


I like her boobs :biggrin:

I mean...:blushing:

:smoochy: :huggy:

must take alot of balls to say that from behind an MPD :rolleyes:


I like her boobs :biggrin:

I mean...:blushing:
i was going to say something bout her boobies but im trying to break her in slowly... that and i dont want KelB, WHome, or Gypsy to think im cheating on them :lol:

It's probably the 38 year old moron :huggy:

:frown: probably.

i was going to say something bout her boobies but im trying to break her in slowly... that and i dont want KelB, WHome, or Gypsy to think im cheating on them :lol:

break her in slowly? I broke her in at our holiday party last year! :banana:

i was going to say something bout her boobies but im trying to break her in slowly... that and i dont want KelB, WHome, or Gypsy to think im cheating on them :lol:

I'm watching you!

Maybe you are busted looking but no one is telling you? :confused:

Did somebody call me?

Did somebody call me?

:killingme

Did somebody call me?

:eyebrow:

Did somebody call me?

:killingme

break her in slowly? I broke her in at our holiday party last year! :banana:

:dye:

i was going to say something bout her boobies but im trying to break her in slowly... that and i dont want KelB, WHome, or Gypsy to think im cheating on them :lol:

:blushing: Thanks for the boobie-love, ladies and gents.

:killingme

:killingme

:howdy:

:howdy:

Chess is that you

break her in slowly? I broke her in at our holiday party last year! :banana:

did she leave early? where was i?

I'm watching you!

:love:

:blushing: Thanks for the boobie-love, ladies and gents.

:huggy:

:blushing: Thanks for the boobie-love, ladies and gents.

I had a breast reduction. my boobs are better

I had a breast reduction. my boobs are better

:eyebrow:

whome has the biggest fake diamond and the biggest fake boobies

I love all my freckles

whome has the biggest fake diamond and the biggest fake boobies
:nono:


and by :nono: i mean no , cause i have the biggest fake diamond :yahoo:

:nono:


and by :nono: i mean no , cause i have the biggest fake diamond :yahoo:

yeah kays is the kmart blue light special of jewelry stores

yeah kays is the kmart blue light special of jewelry stores
:yahoo: i bet its not even gold, probably some silver... or plastic!

:yahoo: i bet its not even gold, probably some silver... or plastic!

lucky you. when are u and dad getting married?

:mad: What did you just sign up so you could talk sh*t about me?!

:eyebrow: get a life dude.

:baby: don't be so defensive... not everyone can be beautiful, its ok :killingme

lucky you. when are u and dad getting married?
Halloween this year! :yahoo: (you know, so people will think my grill is part of a costume)

Halloween this year! :yahoo: (you know, so people will think my grill is part of a costume)

are you going to dress him up as a 21 year old?

:baby: don't be so defensive... not everyone can be beautiful, its ok :killingme

:coffee: I don't think anyone is impressed by your witty anecdotes or b*llsh*t theories.

are you going to dress him up as a 21 year old?
no way, it would be easier to use one of his boys for that

did she leave early? where was i?

it was our company's holiday party.

it was our company's holiday party.
ahem! do u not remember i was there last year? but showed up later :taptap:

ahem! do u not remember i was there last year? but showed up later :taptap:

oh yeah :smile:

she left early! i used you as her replacement! :dye:

whome has the biggest fake diamond and the biggest fake boobies

thank you, thank you :diva:

:nono:


and by :nono: i mean no , cause i have the biggest fake diamond :yahoo:

:roflmao:

oh yeah :smile:

she left early! i used you as her replacement! :dye:

so now I am replaceable?! :bawl:

so now I am replaceable?! :bawl:

see.... you are busted :wah:


:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

see.... you are busted :wah:


:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

Someone call me again? :howdy:

so now I am replaceable?! :bawl:
:poorbaby: no- u left 4d and he replaced you with me :diva: Beta still loves you. :lol: j/k, u mustve left cause u knew i was coming :bawl:

so now I am replaceable?! :bawl:

No you're not :huggy:

:poorbaby: no- u left 4d and he replaced you with me :diva: Beta still loves you. :lol: j/k, u mustve left cause u knew i was coming :bawl:

:love: of course not. I had to go to my neices recital.

No you're not :huggy:

:huggy: :love:

:huggy: :love:

Since my daughter's mommy (kvj) won't take her to the beach, when are you going to take her? :biggrin:

Since my daughter's mommy (kvj) won't take her to the beach, when are you going to take her? :biggrin:
:smack:

Since my daughter's mommy (kvj) won't take her to the beach, when are you going to take her? :biggrin:

I think we should all plan a trip to the beach.... Make it a forumite beach party. :really:

:eyebrow:BobbyRay... you are so not invited... I dont like you.

:smack:

Ouch!!


What was that for?

I think we should all plan a trip to the beach.... Make it a forumite beach party. :really:

:eyebrow:BobbyRay... you are so not invited... I dont like you.
:howdy: im in

I think we should all plan a trip to the beach.... Make it a forumite beach party. :really:

:eyebrow:BobbyRay... you are so not invited... I dont like you.

:yahoo: What beach? And don't say Golden Beach.

:howdy: im in




:yahoo: What beach? And don't say Golden Beach.

Whichever y'all want. :wench:

Whichever y'all want. :wench:

Like Ocean City or something local?

Like Ocean City or something local?
as busy as we are i dont think we'd be able to do ocean city.

Like Ocean City or something local?

local... lol

I think we should all plan a trip to the beach.... Make it a forumite beach party. :really:

:eyebrow:BobbyRay... you are so not invited... I dont like you.

:twitch: as if I would want to see your busted @ss in a bathing suit anyway :barf:

local... lol
his next question for u was "would u like to split a room?" :lol:

:twitch: as if I would want to see your busted @ss in a bathing suit anyway :barf:
i bet those boobies look awesome in a bikini :drool:

:twitch: as if I would want to see your busted @ss in a bathing suit anyway :barf:

DUde, WTF is your issue?

I hope this isnt who I think it is... if so, for you to hide behind a computer screen to make me feel bad about myself is pretty low. GROW UP old man.

i bet those boobies look awesome in a bikini :drool:

:drool: back atcha! :dye:

:drool: back atcha! :dye:
psssst :gossip: and they look better w/o one :yay: :banana:

DUde, WTF is your issue?

I hope this isnt who I think it is... if so, for you to hide behind a computer screen to make me feel bad about myself is pretty low. GROW UP old man.

:killingme

as busy as we are i dont think we'd be able to do ocean city.Yeah I'm sure you two have alot going on right now.

local... lolGotcha!!

his next question for u was "would u like to split a room?" :lol::smack: But now that you metioned that. :killingme(j/k)

Yeah I'm sure you two have alot going on right now.

Gotcha!!

:smack: But now that you metioned that. :killingme(j/k)

:really: :love:

Yeah I'm sure you two have alot going on right now.

Gotcha!!

:smack: But now that you metioned that. :killingme(j/k)
i can see it now, "oh my, only one bed....... guess we will have to share" :lol:

psssst :gossip: and they look better w/o one :yay: :banana:

:hot:

i can see it now, "oh my, only one bed....... guess we will have to share" :lol:

:angel:

:angel:

youre right, thats a terrible thing for me to suggest. it would only be right if 4d bunks with Rich and u bunk with me :lmao:


rich for $50 ill let u watch ;oP

psssst :gossip: and they look better w/o one :yay: :banana:

are all the women in the forum bi ?:eyebrow:

are all the women in the forum bi ?:eyebrow:
im not bi :shrug:

i can see it now, "oh my, only one bed....... guess we will have to share" :lol:

:tantrum Stop giving away all me seacrets!!!!!










:killingme:killingme

youre right, thats a terrible thing for me to suggest. it would only be right if 4d bunks with Rich and u bunk with me :lmao:


rich for $50 ill let u watch ;oP

:killingme

are all the women in the forum bi ?:eyebrow:

I am not Bi... :popcorn:

youre right, thats a terrible thing for me to suggest. it would only be right if 4d bunks with Rich and u bunk with me :lmao:


rich for $50 ill let u watch ;oP

Well 4d is a sexy hunk 'o man.

And you owe me back child support so I get to watch for free. :smoochy:

Well 4d is a sexy hunk 'o man.

And you owe me back child support so I get to watch for free. :smoochy:
not if youre sleeping with my man too!

not if youre sleeping with my man too!

Huh? :confused:

Huh? :confused:

:nerd:

:nerd:

Are you calling me a nerd? :duel:

Are you calling me a nerd? :duel:

love taps :wench:

Are you calling me a nerd? :duel:



you are a nerd!!!!

what about the beach party?

what about the beach party?

I am "not invited" ... withrespect "uninvited" me because she is busted... and knows that I know she is busted. you dont wanna see that, dude. :barf:

I am "not invited" ... withrespect "uninvited" me because she is busted... and knows that I know she is busted. you dont wanna see that, dude. :barf:

Whatever, "dude". Piss off.

love taps :wench::whip:

you are a nerd!!!!:tantrum I am not!!

:whip:

:tantrum I am not!!



you are and it is time to admit it now!!!

I win :diva:

I win :diva:



what did you win? :confused:

you are and it is time to admit it now!!!

Don't you have some Transformers to play with? :whistle:

Don't you have some Transformers to play with? :whistle:



no those are John's. I have trolls!!!

what are you talking about? BTW have you really seen her? I doubt it. If so then you're flirting techniques SUCK!!

I win :diva:

TYKY, you were Asahi last Friday, were you part of a Bday party? I was there and people next table over were singing happy bday song....just wondering

what are you talking about? BTW have you really seen her? I doubt it. If so then you're flirting techniques SUCK!!

:huggy:

what are you talking about? BTW have you really seen her? I doubt it. If so then you're flirting techniques SUCK!!

I dont need to see her, man. If she can't keep a man in her life, she obviously has some problems. And, if she were hot, she would have plenty of guys sweatin her.:whistle:

where are you at Bobbyray? c'mon out boy!! say something else stupid. you chose to bring me into this pi$$ing match.

TYKY, you were Asahi last Friday, were you part of a Bday party? I was there and people next table over were singing happy bday song....just wondering

:twitch: how do you know I was at Asahi. No I wasnt with a party just me, hubby and clingons

AAhhh!! so you don't have a clue what you're talking about!!

I dont need to see her, man. If she can't keep a man in her life, she obviously has some problems. And, if she were hot, she would have plenty of guys sweatin her.:whistle:

Not having a man is her choice, and yes she is plenty hot. And I'm sure plenty of guys are "sweatin" her.

where are you at Bobbyray? c'mon out boy!! say something else stupid. you chose to bring me into this pi$$ing match.

:killingme

bros before hoes man.

There are songs written about you BobbyRay....Stupid Boy!!

where are you at Bobbyray? c'mon out boy!! say something else stupid. you chose to bring me into this pi$$ing match.

Whoever he is, its not worth getting into a pissing contest over. he is just a jerk with no life. :mad:

No, not frigid... I am just not rushing or settling for anything less than what I want.

If someone treats me poorly, I leave... simple as that. :1bdz:

exactly! thank you.


I get "you know, you are really a really cold person" all of the time. I say screw the people that make those comments, because they seem to be the ones with another motive....

Hoes?? Man we really need to meet.

exactly! thank you.


I get "you know, you are really a really cold person" all of the time. I say scew the people that make thoughs comments, because they seem to be the ones with another motive....

Hey momma :smoochy:

I dont need to see her, man. If she can't keep a man in her life, she obviously has some problems. And, if she were hot, she would have plenty of guys sweatin her.:whistle:

She's so hot she's got straight chicks "sweatin" her :pete:

exactly! thank you.


I get "you know, you are really a really cold person" all of the time. I say scew the people that make thoughs comments, because they seem to be the ones with another motive....

I thought you were calling her a cold person for a second.... I retract my "hello friend" statement

With a name like BobbyRay you have got to be toothless and have a mullet!

:twitch: how do you know I was at Asahi. No I wasnt with a party just me, hubby and clingons

You posted it in another thread - said the food was blah, seen you posted here and it reminded me to ask.

exactly! thank you.


I get "you know, you are really a really cold person" all of the time. I say scew the people that make thoughs comments, because they seem to be the ones with another motive....

Oh and it's those you big dummy.




sorry, I had to do it:killingme

You posted it in another thread - said the food was blah, seen you posted here and it reminded me to ask.

aahhhh ok, you scared me there for a second :lol:

She's so hot she's got straight chicks "sweatin" her :pete:

:love:

:love:

:high5:

With a name like BobbyRay you have got to be toothless and have a mullet!

:yeahthat: :nerd:

Anyhow... what about the beach party?

aahhhh ok, you scared me there for a second :lol:

Lol, not a stalker !!

Anyhow... what about the beach party?

:yeahthat:

She's so hot she's got straight chicks "sweatin" her :pete:

:coffee: She is probably really a dude then....

Hey momma :smoochy:

:love::howdy::flowers::cartwheel long time no talk, whasssssaaaa?! :cool:

I thought you were calling her a cold person for a second.... I retract my "hello friend" statement

Hello friend? when did you say that to me? :confused:

Oh and it's those you big dummy.




sorry, I had to do it:killingme

i know right after i hit the "post" button i realized that i had a spelling errors, speaking of which....:smack: you missed "scew" it was supposed to be "screw" you big dummy! :lol:

Gee Bobbyray... sounds like you've had a drag queen or 2 in your day

:love::howdy::flowers::cartwheel long time no talk, whasssssaaaa?! :cool:



Hello friend? when did you say that to me? :confused:



i know right after i hit the "post" button i realized that i had a spelling errors, speaking of which....:smack: you missed "scew" it was supposed to be "screw" you big dummy! :lol:
Damn, I'm a big dummy too!! :killingme

Gee Bobbyray... sounds like you've had a drag queen or 2 in your day

nah, man. I have never had a problem getting the ladies... i bet if withrespect saw me, she would be all over me too. Especially since this post sounds so desperate. :killingme

do you prefer drag queens Bobbyray? Do you like your women to dress up like alter boys or priests?

Gee Bobbyray... sounds like you've had a drag queen or 2 in your day

Or he is one.

do you prefer drag queens Bobbyray? Do you like your women to dress up like alter boys or priests?

so you are confirming that withrespect is a dragqueen?

its quite clear that she would definitely be all over you if she saw you... probably scratching your eyeballs out

:coffee: She is probably really a dude then....

Are you hurt because nobody's "sweatin" you?

its quite clear that she would definitely be all over you if she saw you... probably scratching your eyeballs out

lol she is probably 5'2'' 375Lbs, so I hope she wouldnt be all over me...busted

:popcorn:

Are you hurt because nobody's "sweatin" you?

psh... like i said, i have no issues.:dye:

So you don't have a problem getting the ladies... Then you speak...

Hey Bobbygay...its quite obvious you have never seen withrespect. I hope you get the chance to meet her one day. Then you can let all of us on here know how crow tastes.

Hey Bobbygay...its quite obvious you have never seen withrespect. I hope you get the chance to meet her one day. Then you can let all of us on here know how crow tastes.

That's mean, Im sure WR doesn't taste like crow.

I think we should all plan a trip to the beach.... Make it a forumite beach party. :really:

:eyebrow:BobbyRay... you are so not invited... I dont like you.
Beach Party??? :cartwheel
That's mean, Im sure WR doesn't taste like crow.

:popcorn:

Beach Party??? :cartwheel


:popcorn:

yes, I wanna go to the beach, and what better people to go with than all the wonderful friends at SoMD?! I think it will be a blast. I need some sunshine. :love:

lol she is probably 5'2'' 375Lbs, so I hope she wouldnt be all over me...busted

:frown: mean to me

What did I ever do to you? :frown:

:frown: mean to me

What did I ever do to you? :frown:

:wah: Go eat something... it will make you feel better... I recommend half gallon tubs of icecream... what could it hurt :elaine:

Hey Bobbygay...its quite obvious you have never seen withrespect. I hope you get the chance to meet her one day. Then you can let all of us on here know how crow tastes.

:eyebrow: I'm sure you have never seen her either.... she is going to eat lots of ice cream now because I hurt her feelings :wah:

:wah: Go eat something... it will make you feel better... I recommend half gallon tubs of icecream... what could it hurt :elaine:

you know what, I am not going to let you get to me. It is men like you that make women worry about their weight... and get eating disorders.

First of all, I am not 5'2'', I am 5'7'' and I am not going to display my weight for all to see. and if I want to eat some ice cream, I will eat the d*** ice cream but not because some jackass is making me feel bad about myself. I dont know what made you decide to pick on me, but get over it.

you know what, I am not going to let you get to me. It is men like you that make women worry about their weight... and get eating disorders.

First of all, I am not 5'2'', I am 5'7'' and I am not going to display my weight for all to see. and if I want to eat some ice cream, I will eat the d*** ice cream but not because some jackass is making me feel bad about myself. I dont know what made you decide to pick on me, but get over it.

Just ignore him.:buddies:

you know what, I am not going to let you get to me. It is men like you that make women worry about their weight... and get eating disorders.

First of all, I am not 5'2'', I am 5'7'' and I am not going to display my weight for all to see. and if I want to eat some ice cream, I will eat the d*** ice cream but not because some jackass is making me feel bad about myself. I dont know what made you decide to pick on me, but get over it.
When you signed up for So Md forums, NOWHERE did it say that you have to dialgoue with or defend yourself from an MPD. Ignore it WR and have fun. Who cares what you look like anyhow? I can see how you let guys get to you. They'll use it to hurt you IF you let them...FWIW to you.
P.S. Make your OC trip around August 15th. I'll be there for a week of jetskiing and body surfing, etc...

Just ignore him.:buddies:

:huggy:


When you signed up for So Md forums, NOWHERE did it say that you have to dialgoue with or defend yourself from an MPD. Ignore it WR and have fun. Who cares what you look like anyhow? I can see how you let guys get to you. They'll use it to hurt you IF you let them...FWIW to you.
P.S. Make your OC trip around August 15th. I'll be there for a week of jetskiing and body surfing, etc...

:huggy: Thanks yall. I think we are just going to a local beach this weekend. You in?

WHat's up fellas?

so now I am replaceable?! :bawl:
nooo not at all :love:

I think we should all plan a trip to the beach.... Make it a forumite beach party. :really:

:eyebrow:BobbyRay... you are so not invited... I dont like you.
beach trip! :getdown:

exactly! thank you.


I get "you know, you are really a really cold person" all of the time. I say screw the people that make those comments, because they seem to be the ones with another motive....
you're not cold. you are such a softy after you get through the initially tough exterior! can i get in your pants now? :banana:

:huggy: Thanks yall. I think we are just going to a local beach this weekend. You in?
Alot of us are doing a campout this weekend locally. If you wanna join in the campout or just come hang with us for awhile, PM me!

Alot of us are doing a campout this weekend locally. If you wanna join in the campout or just come hang with us for awhile, PM me!

Can I bring my best friend Pixie and her dirtball BOYfriend. :cartwheel

nooo not at all :love:


beach trip! :getdown:


you're not cold. you are such a softy after you get through the initially tough exterior! can i get in your pants now? :banana:


Alot of us are doing a campout this weekend locally. If you wanna join in the campout or just come hang with us for awhile, PM me!

Where are you camping? I didnt even know there were camping places around here. :confused:

:huggy: Thanks yall. I think we are just going to a local beach this weekend. You in?
"local beach" where (place & time)???

Where are you camping? I didnt even know there were camping places around here. :confused:
Uhh, we're all going to Ocean City NJ at 8am Saturday morning. We'll meet you there. :whistle:

"local beach" where (place & time)???

I am not sure... any ideas from anyone??? :starcat: