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Pete
08-06-2009, 09:32 PM
if I thought "Muscle Milk" would help him gain muscle. (This is a thinly veiled way of asking if I will buy him some.) I being the good parent said, "If you work out and do a couple hundred push-ups and sit-ups you will gain muscle, you don't need some stupid drink." Then I asked a foolish question; "How do you think football players and weight lifters built muscle before they created all these stupid drinks?

He looked at me and in a complete deadpan look said "Duh, they did steroids. :rolleyes:"

Larry Gude
08-06-2009, 09:43 PM
if I thought "Muscle Milk" would help him gain muscle. (This is a thinly veiled way of asking if I will buy him some.) I being the good parent said, "If you work out and do a couple hundred push-ups and sit-ups you will gain muscle, you don't need some stupid drink." Then I asked a foolish question; "How do you think football players and weight lifters built muscle before they created all these stupid drinks?

He looked at me and in a complete deadpan look said "Duh, they did steroids. :rolleyes:"

All that aside, if he starts putting in a bunch of extra calisthenics, he's gonna need extra food and that means carbs before and protein after.

Parents that REALLY love their child get Muscle Milk with HGH. Like Michael Crabtree's.

Pete
08-06-2009, 09:46 PM
All that aside, if he starts putting in a bunch of extra calisthenics, he's gonna need extra food and that means carbs before and protein after.

Parents that REALLY love their child get Muscle Milk with HGH. Like Michael Crabtree's.

:killingme

Larry Gude
08-06-2009, 09:50 PM
:killingme

Imagine you are Crabtrees folks and you've been taking him to practice and extra coaching and good gear and camps and going to games and dealing with injuries, working to help keep his grades up for over a decade and now, on the verge of getting that condo in Key West, the little bastard is talking like this, on the verge of you NOT getting something out of 15 some odd years of tireless support and effort?

Pete
08-06-2009, 10:17 PM
Imagine you are Crabtrees folks and you've been taking him to practice and extra coaching and good gear and camps and going to games and dealing with injuries, working to help keep his grades up for over a decade and now, on the verge of getting that condo in Key West, the little bastard is talking like this, on the verge of you NOT getting something out of 15 some odd years of tireless support and effort?

One would think his parents would buss him up side da head! HOWEVER in todays "you owe me BIG" society they might be the ones telling him to hold out "Cause our baby is worth more than a paltry $4 million dollars a year" :drama:

I am surprised Obama hasn't chimmed in and said the 49ers are acting stupidly.

MMDad
08-06-2009, 10:38 PM
Andy's mommy wouldn't buy him Muscle Milk, and look how he turned out.

Pete
08-06-2009, 10:42 PM
Andy's mommy wouldn't buy him Muscle Milk, and look how he turned out.

Andi was breastfed up until a couple months ago so Muscle Milk wouldn't help anyway.


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