Are you out there?

:howdy:

But I'm married.

Are you out there?

pm rich70, He is really a girl and pretty :hot:

Are you out there?

yes, but I drive a ford SUV :ohwell:

Try the cougar cruise.

:howdy:

But I'm married.

:howdy:

:howdy: I'm not married.

:howdy: I'm not married.

:howdy:

:howdy:

:howdy: You're not single.

:howdy: You're not single.

:confused:

yes, but I drive a ford SUV :ohwell:
:cds:

Try the cougar cruise.
:jameo:

:howdy: I'm not married.
:really:

:howdy: You're not single.
:yeahthat:

:evil:

Ok where are my posts going?

:really:


:yeahthat:

:evil::smack:

:howdy:

:mad:

:howdy: You're not single.

:huggy: a real woman...


:confused:

:mad:




:cds:

yes, but I drive a ford SUV :ohwell:

I will rock that Ford Suv.

:mad:



:huggy: a real woman...




:mad:




:cds:Great, what did I do now? :ohwell:

I will rock that Ford Suv.

You just made me throw up

:howdy: You're not single.

:howdy:

:cds:


:jameo:


:really:


:yeahthat:

:evil:

Really. :kiss:

:howdy:

But I'm married.

Are you out there?

Describe her...Maybe we know her.

Describe her...Maybe we know her.

She is sweet, caring, family oriented, likes me for me.

She is sweet, caring, family oriented, likes me for me.

I know her! But sorry, she already said yes to my marriage proposal earlier this year :dance:

She is sweet, caring, family oriented, likes me for me.

You forgot the part about walks on the beach at night.

You forgot the part about walks on the beach at night.

And liking Pina Coladas.

And liking Pina Coladas.

and getting caught in the rain...

and getting caught in the rain...

in a stairwell..:hot:

and getting caught in the rain...

making love at midnight

in a stairwell..:hot:

raining in a "stairwell" ???

making love at midnight

and the taste of champagne

I promise that all the lyrics to that song I know... :whistle:

raining in a "stairwell" ???



9 1/2 weeks....

and getting caught in the rain...

making love at midnight.....

and the taste of champagne

Well I'm disqualified. :barf:

9 1/2 weeks....

:hot:

Well I'm disqualified. :barf:

I didn't say you were disqualified.

I didn't say you were disqualified.

What do you drink?

What do you drink?

I don't drink :ohwell:

What do you drink?

10oz Bud Light.





OH you wern't talking to me.:doh:

I don't drink :ohwell:
I didn't ask you.
10oz Bud Light.





OH you wern't talking to me.:doh:
:lol: Judging by your footwear, I knew that.

I didn't ask you.


Sorry. I had to throw my 2 cents in there.

Sorry. I had to throw my 2 cents in there.

Drop them in a jar and put a sign on it reading "Socki B. Broke Fund". TIA.:flowers:

Drop them in a jar and put a sign on it reading "Socki B. Broke Fund". TIA.:flowers:

:killingme Will do. I'll start a collection just for you. :huggy:

:killingme Will do. I'll start a collection just for you. :huggy:

Thanks. :huggy:

I drink malibu rum, coconut and pineapple.

I drink malibu rum, coconut and pineapple.

Nevermind. I want a real man.


P.S. Why do you need the coconut juice AND Malibu?:barf:

Nevermind. I want a real man.


P.S. Why do you need the coconut juice AND Malibu?:barf:

I always thought Malibu was a Coconut Rum.

I always thought Malibu was a Coconut Rum.

It is.

I always thought Malibu was a Coconut Rum.

It's also a car and a city.

Nevermind. I want a real man.


P.S. Why do you need the coconut juice AND Malibu?:barf:

I was just playing, I really drink 10 oz. Coors Light. Back Road here I come.

Nevermind. I want a real man.


P.S. Why do you need the coconut juice AND Malibu?:barf:

I drink Jack Daniels straight outta the bottle. Is that man enough for you?


Oh and sometimes wine straight outta the box.

I drink Jack Daniels straight outta the bottle. Is that man enough for you?


Oh and sometimes wine straight outta the box.


and joose straight outta the can!

and joose straight outta the can!

:killingme You know it. :buddies:

I drink malibu rum, coconut and pineapple.

Try the Malibu banana, malibu coconut, pineapple juice with a splash of grenadine. :yum:

And I like you just the way you are Dear. :huggy:

Try the Malibu banana, malibu coconut, pineapple juice with a splash of grenadine. :yum:

And I like you just the way you are Dear. :huggy:

Awe thanks cutie. I'll try that drink this weekend.

I drink Jack Daniels straight outta the bottle. Is that man enough for you?


Oh and sometimes wine straight outta the box.

you desperately need a woman rich, if nothing else to buy you some drinking glasses for your house. :lmao:

Good thing your little girl is only 4 and can still drink her Capri Sun straight outta the box with the straw that's already attached. :roflmao:

you desperately need a woman rich, if nothing else to buy you some drinking glasses for your house. :lmao:

Good thing your little girl is only 4 and can still drink her Capri Sun straight outta the box with the straw that's already attached. :roflmao:

Oh snap!

you desperately need a woman rich, if nothing else to buy you some drinking glasses for your house. :lmao:

Good thing your little girl is only 4 and can still drink her Capri Sun straight outta the box with the straw that's already attached. :roflmao:

Um excuse me but she is almost six TYVM!!!!!!!!!

She said she wanted a real man and real men don't use glasses.

Oh snap!

Thats it, give me back my terrible towel.

I was just playing, I really drink 10 oz. Coors Light. Back Road here I come.
Or Quade's? :eyebrow:
I drink Jack Daniels straight outta the bottle. Is that man enough for you?


Oh and sometimes wine straight outta the box.

Sure right up until the box wine. Drink the good stuff.

Thats it, give me back my terrible towel.

Nope. No take backs! :neener:

Nope. No take backs! :neener:

Is that like a cum rag? :confused:

Is that like a cum rag? :confused:

:smack:

Um excuse me but she is almost six TYVM!!!!!!!!!


SIX???? For real? Geebus, this is more serious than I thought. I'll start saving my plastic cups for you. I can't have her going off to 1st grade thinking all people live in houses with no glasses.

Sure right up until the box wine. Drink the good stuff.Damn, I knew I should of left that out.:ohwell:

:smack:

WHAT? How am I supposed to know what a terrible towel is? :frown:

Is that like a cum rag? :confused::lmao:



:smack:

SIX???? For real? Geebus, this is more serious than I thought. I'll start saving my plastic cups for you. I can't have her going off to 1st grade thinking all people live in houses with no glasses.We have plenty of sippie cups.

Damn, I knew I should of left that out.:ohwell:

Yeah. BUT I may have a bf for your little girl if she's cute enough.

:lmao:



:smack:


WTF are ya'll smacking me for? :smack:

We have plenty of sippie cups.

Rich, give it up. You know damn good and well 6 is too old for a sippy cup. Are you trying to ruin that poor girls life forever? That's it, I'm signing you up for a dating web site. I'll have to give your work number though, hope that's ok :lmao:

Rich, give it up. You know damn good and well 6 is too old for a sippy cup. Are you trying to ruin that poor girls life forever? That's it, I'm signing you up for a dating web site. I'll have to give your work number though, hope that's ok :lmao:

The sippy cups are for him. :dork:

WTF are ya'll smacking me for? :smack:

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Hey ChevyGuy, y'all still playing ball? I say it's going down to AC Moose & Team Moose.

Hey ChevyGuy, y'all still playing ball? I say it's going down to AC Moose & Team Moose.

:frown: I wanted to see the Shockers go. God they're hot. Cutest rears in the county. :yum:

:frown: I wanted to see the Shockers go. God they're hot. Cutest rears in the county. :yum:

I saw Gary just the other night. Good Lord he's fine with a capital O My God. He just needs to hit on girls his own age. :lol:

I saw Gary just the other night. Good Lord he's fine with a capital O My God. He just needs to hit on girls his own age. :lol:

I've been saying that for years. Saw that he was looking to give a mustache ride a few days ago. :yum:

I've been saying that for years. Saw that he was looking to give a mustache ride a few days ago. :yum:

That was gone Saturday. He was looking fine in that ball uniform though. :yummy:

That was gone Saturday. He was looking fine in that ball uniform though. :yummy:

I'd like him to fry me some bacon in the apron, and only that apron.

I'd like him to fry me some bacon in the apron, and only that apron.

:high5:

:high5:

I've know him for 16 years. That man has always been sexy. But damn he knows it too. :lmao:

Wonder if he's reading this...

I've know him for 16 years. That man has always been sexy. But damn he knows it too. :lmao:

Wonder if he's reading this...

Just in case...


Hi Gary!!!!

Yeah. BUT I may have a bf for your little girl if she's cute enough.You met her at the campout. And yes, she is super cute!

WTF are ya'll smacking me for? :smack::huggy: Better?

Rich, give it up. You know damn good and well 6 is too old for a sippy cup. Are you trying to ruin that poor girls life forever? That's it, I'm signing you up for a dating web site. I'll have to give your work number though, hope that's ok :lmao:I don't have time to date. I'm trying to raise a little girl by myself.

The sippy cups are for him. :dork:
Who told you :tantrum

Hey ChevyGuy, y'all still playing ball? I say it's going down to AC Moose & Team Moose.

Yeah were still playing ball, hope we wip some ass tomorrow night at moose lodge.

That was gone Saturday. He was looking fine in that ball uniform though. :yummy:

I'd like him to fry me some bacon in the apron, and only that apron.

ya'll do realize you took over chevyguy's looking for Ms. Right thread to found Mr. Right hot. :lmao:

Just in case...


Hi Gary!!!!
:yeahthat:
You met her at the campout. And yes, she is super cute!

:huggy: Better?

I don't have time to date. I'm trying to raise a little girl by myself.


Who told you :tantrum

That's right. And I had her future bf with me. :smile:

Yeah were still playing ball, hope we wip some ass tomorrow night at moose lodge.

I just might ride up and watch that game! :yahoo:

ya'll do realize you took over chevyguy's looking for Ms. Right thread to found Mr. Right hot. :lmao:

Even ChevyGuy's gotta admit Gary's pretty dayum hot.

ya'll do realize you took over chevyguy's looking for Ms. Right thread to found Mr. Right hot. :lmao:

Yup.

Yup.

I just realized something. Think of what position Gary plays and for what team. :faint::killingme

That's right. And I had her future bf with me. :smile:Does that mean we are going to be in-laws?:faint:

Even ChevyGuy's gotta admit Gary's pretty dayum hot.
only a real man secure with his masculinity can admit that.

Chevy, is he hot? :coffee:
I just realized something. Think of what position Gary plays and for what team. :faint::killingme
but you have to add the last name with it too :lmao:

only a real man secure with his masculinity can admit that.

Chevy, is he hot? :coffee:

but you have to add the last name with it too :lmao:

Oh My DAYUM!!! I never even thought of that! :killingme :killingme :killingme

I just realized something. Think of what position Gary plays and for what team. :faint::killingme
I don't know his position. :ohwell:
Does that mean we are going to be in-laws?:faint:
Yup. :huggy:

but you have to add the last name with it too :lmao:
It's something he is VERY proud of.

only a real man secure with his masculinity can admit that.

Chevy, is he hot? :coffee:

but you have to add the last name with it too :lmao:

I'd say yep but I don't swing that way. I idolize him all them hot girls and woman he gets. Maybe I can be like him when I grow up, lol.

I don't know his position. :ohwell:

Yup. :huggy:

It's something he is VERY proud of.

Catcher. :jet:

Catcher! :doh:

I'd say yep but I don't swing that way. I idolize him all them hot girls and woman he gets. Maybe I can be like him when I grow up, lol.

NO! Don't do that to yourself.

I'd say yep but I don't roll that way. I idolize him all them hot girls and woman he gets. Maybe I can be like him when I grow up, lol.


:fixed: You probably will be, D. You probably will be. :huggy:

NO! Don't do that to yourself.

Hell. What am I thinking? He'd have to grow up for you to be like him.

Hell. What am I thinking? He'd have to grow up for you to be like him.

:peterpan: :roflmao: Good Point!

2 in the front. 1 in the rear...

:peterpan: :roflmao: Good Point!

Wait a minute, I was once like him and damn did I get the ladies. I also drive a ford excursion with 34s.

Wait a minute, I was once like him and damn did I get the ladies. I also drive a ford excursion with 34s.

But you're a Chevy guy? Oh and :howdy:. We've met. :biggrin:

Wait a minute, I was once like him and damn did I get the ladies. I also drive a ford excursion with 34s.

You got a new toy?!?!?! Good Lord boy!

You got a new toy?!?!?! Good Lord boy!

I got one too. :smile:

I got one too. :smile:

Yours aint as big as his. :faint: That boy's got more money than God. :lol:

You got a new toy?!?!?! Good Lord boy!


I am a big kid. Always getting new toys.

Yours aint as big as his. :faint: That boy's got more money than God. :lol:

Maybe I oughtta PM him. :smile:

I got one too. :smile:

:really: Do tell!

:really: Do tell!

Google Ramsey Rabbit.

I am a big kid. Always getting new toys.

Yes you do! I think you've had more new whips in your lifetime than I've had in mine, and I'm old enough to be...well, we won't go there.

:really: Do tell!
You don't much attention do you, she already did in another thread. Batteries required. Installation optional

Yes you do! I think you've had more new whips in your lifetime than I've had in mine, and I'm old enough to be...well, we won't go there.

HIS MAMA! :neener:

You don't much attention do you, she already did in another thread. Batteries required.

Well damn, I must of missed that one.

You don't much attention do you, she already did in another thread. Briggs & Stratton required.

:roflmao:

:roflmao:

It's a mini. :smack:

Google Ramsey Rabbit.

Oh my :faint:


How you doin' :really:

Wait a minute...what the hell is ChevyGuy doing driving a Ford? :cds:

Wait a minute...what the hell is ChevyGuy doing driving a Ford? :cds:

Jesus are you slow oh blonde one.

Wait a minute...what the hell is ChevyGuy doing driving a Ford? :cds:

I'm glad you put that a in front of ford, otherwise we'd have kvj all over this thread.

Oh my :faint:


How you doin' :really:

Better now. :blushing:

Jesus are you slow oh blonde one.

Well we were talking about Gary. I got a little sidetracked. :blushing:

Well we were talking about Gary. I got a little sidetracked. :blushing:

Visions of sugar plums?

Well we were talking about Gary. I got a little sidetracked. :blushing:

add a little Ramsey Rabbit and got really side tracked.

add a little Ramsey Rabbit and got really side tracked.

:lmao:

Better now. :blushing:

:yahoo:

Yours aint as big as his. :faint: That boy's got more money than God. :lol:

Ssshhh no one has more money than who?

I don't know his position. :ohwell:

Yup. :huggy:

It's something he is VERY proud of.

OMG I know of whom you two speak...yep he's hot.

OMG I know of whom you two speak...yep he's hot.

Damn Gary gettin all the ladies. Guess I need to drink some more yager and get bulked up.

Damn Gary gettin all the ladies. Guess I need to drink some more yager and get bulked up.

:lol: Try a Jamaican Me Happy. Or as G says, Jamaican Me Horny. Lemme stop. That'll for sure give me away.

:lol: Try a Jamaican Me Happy. Or as G says, Jamaican Me Horny. Lemme stop. That'll for sure give me away.

I will have to try that after I drink my whole cooler of coors light.

I will have to try that after I drink my whole cooler of coors light.

It's a wine cooler and a damn good one. I'm not much on them but that one is great. :yay:

I saw Gary just the other night. Good Lord he's fine with a capital O My God. He just needs to hit on girls his own age. :lol:

Would this be tall, tall Gary with thee... ummm... really big feet? :hot:

Would this be tall, tall Gary with thee... ummm... really big feet? :hot:

This Gary is not all that tall. But I've heard his "feet" are big. :shrug:

This Gary is not all that tall. But I've heard his "feet" are big. :shrug:

I got something big and it ain't feet, lol.

I got something big and it ain't feet, lol.

Cool toys, plenty of money, AND something big. :howdy:

Cool toys, plenty of money, AND something big. :howdy:

Yep that's how we roll.

Yep that's how we roll.

Nacho must be off in lala land. WAKE UP big girl! Quit daydreaming about G's big foot.

Cool toys, plenty of money, AND something big. :howdy:

:duel: I might just have to fight you for this one :lmao:

Nacho must be off in lala land. WAKE UP big girl! Quit daydreaming about G's big foot.

nachomama is mine tonight.

nachomama is mine tonight.

She really is old enough to be your mama. :lmao:































:runningforcover:

She really is old enough to be your mama. :lmao:



That's ok, I probably am too but I bet I could teach him things his momma never taught him :jet:

She really is old enough to be your mama. :lmao:


:runningforcover:

While your sitting here ditching my girl...did you do that thing that I asked you to do???

While your sitting here ditching my girl...did you do that thing that I asked you to do???

I sure did. :wink:

I sure did. :wink:

COOL!!...you get me tonight :drool:

COOL!!...you get me tonight :drool:

Not with a schedule like yours. :lmao:

Not with a schedule like yours. :lmao:

This ain't nothing compared to a couple of years ago....I learned really quick that a human CAN live on 2 hours or less of sleep a night

That's ok, I probably am too but I bet I could teach him things his momma never taught him :jet:

I like older woman.

I like older woman.

:cougarbait: :lmao:

I like older woman.

so do I.......

:cougarbait: :lmao:

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Older woman dig me.

Nothing.

Where'd everyone go?

Older woman dig me.

I could tell. :lmao:
There's nothing wrong with being cougar bait, I just thought it was funny.

I could tell. :lmao:
There's nothing wrong with being cougar bait, I just thought it was funny.

Kara Teoke is hot.

Kara Teoke is hot.

and a dude.

and a dude.

I'm just playing.

I'm just playing.

I know. :buddies:

This Gary is not all that tall. But I've heard his "feet" are big. :shrug:

u ladies like big feet or somethin? :whistle:

u ladies like big feet or somethin? :whistle:

:smack:back off beta, chevyguy is mine! Go get your own cougar bait :duel:

:killingme

:smack:back off beta, chevyguy is mine! Go get your own cougar bait :duel:

:killingme

Don't be messing up beta's game. He needs some mclovin' too.

Nacho must be off in lala land. WAKE UP big girl! Quit daydreaming about G's big foot.

:blushing:

nachomama is mine tonight.

:hot: However, I'm not going there with you, D. :huggy:

She really is old enough to be your mama. :lmao:


:runningforcover:

You better. :smack:




















:love:

I drink Jack Daniels straight outta the bottle. Is that man enough for you?
i HATE jack daniels!

and joose straight outta the can!
i has not tried that yet :o(
Try the Malibu banana, malibu coconut, pineapple juice with a splash of grenadine.
oooowu hthat sounds yummy! i must try that!

Good thing your little girl is only 4 and can still drink her Capri Sun straight outta the box with the straw that's already attached. roflmao:
our little girl is almost 6! and i provide her with cups when i see her :o)
Is that like a cum rag? confused:
:faint:


We have plenty of sippie cups.
i love sippy cups! :yahoo:


:huggy: Better?

I don't have time to date. I'm trying to raise a little girl by myself.

:mad:
Does that mean we are going to be in-laws?:faint:
i wont let the happen, she is my daughter too :coffee:
Yours aint as big as his. faint: That boy's got more money than God. lol:
mmmmm brb pming ChevyGuy....


Older woman dig me.

your grandma doesnt count! she has to love you!

I just realized something. Think of what position Gary plays and for what team. :faint::killingme


but you have to add the last name with it too :lmao:

Long, Catcher, Shockers.. :killingme

i HATE jack daniels!
so do I but I was trying to act like a man. I prefer Shirly Temples







our little girl is almost 6! and i provide her with cups when i see her :o)
But you never see her anymore. You're all wrapped up in kelb




i love sippy cups! :yahoo:
:love:



:mad:
What?

i wont let the happen, she is my daughter too :coffee:
Then you better start helping me out more with her.







:evil:

:evil:
:smack: ive been busying trying to get married so we can have better health insurance for her, and so i can take 4ds money to support us! :tantrum!

:smack: ive been busying trying to get married so we can have better health insurance for her, and so i can take 4ds money to support us! :tantrum!
:coffee:

:coffee:
why are u in here? you dont need to meat or greet anyone! get out!

why are u in here? you dont need to meat or greet anyone! get out!
:SLAM:

:smack:back off beta, chevyguy is mine! Go get your own cougar bait :duel:

:killingme

Where ya at babe?

Are you out there?

Didn't we go though this before?Like I said before,there no such thing. :smack:

Are you out there?

Did you find her?

Did you find her?

Ah, the universial question...

:buddies:

Ah, the universial question...

:buddies:


I think I found mine :bubble:

Ah, the universial question...

:buddies:



naaa


did you hit it last night :whistle:

naaa


did you hit it last night :whistle:

Indeed I did, matress and clean sheets...:whistle:

Indeed I did, matress and clean sheets...:whistle:
:shocking: You cook aaaand have clean sheets... :hot:

:shocking: You cook aaaand have clean sheets... :hot:

And the turlet's scrubed, go figure...

:howdy: Miss you!

Indeed I did, mattress and clean sheets...:whistle:



:roflmao:

Ha! I'd be happy with Ms. Right Now.

Are you out there?

:howdy:

But I don't want you.

:howdy:

But I don't want you.

:howdy:

:howdy:

I don't want you either.

I don't want you either.

:bawl: ....FML