It was that time during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particulary pretty dress and , as she sat down, the Pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the Pastor's clip on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it a b*tch to iron"! :killingme