my 5 year old came up with this:

I scratched my son (accidently) on the chin, when he was drying off from his bath. 5 minutes later, I was on his bed while he was getting dress, and I looked at his chin, and asked did I do that? He said "did you take a I don't know pill or something"!!

Hopefully it was at least half as funny to you, as it was to me!!

my 5 year old came up with this:

I scratched my son (accidently) on the chin, when he was drying off from his bath. 5 minutes later, I was on his bed while he was getting dress, and I looked at his chin, and asked did I do that? He said "did you take a I don't know pill or something"!!

Hopefully it was at least half as funny to you, as it was to me!!


very cute! I wish I had written stuff like that down when my kids said them. There wee so many times they crackedme up and I swore I would remember those words forever. Now I look back and I know I've forgotten some of their funniest, sweetest moments.

very cute! I wish I had written stuff like that down when my kids said them. There wee so many times they crackedme up and I swore I would remember those words forever. Now I look back and I know I've forgotten some of their funniest, sweetest moments.

I try to write them down, but alot of them I forget!! He told me the other day, "sometimes water splashes on my butt when I go poop"!! I said, it must of been a heavy poop, he said "yeah it was"!!.

I wrote down a bunch of stuff my three kids said when they were little. I knew I wouldn't remember it and it was very funny. Unfortunatly I can't remember where I put the paper but I know it's around the farmhouse somewhere. One thing I'll always remember was my oldest every time he had a sore throat would say, " Mommy, I have scissors in my throat." and one time he told me, " Mommy, I don't like my face, I want to take it off."

my 5 year old came up with this:

I scratched my son (accidently) on the chin, when he was drying off from his bath. 5 minutes later, I was on his bed while he was getting dress, and I looked at his chin, and asked did I do that? He said "did you take a I don't know pill or something"!!

Hopefully it was at least half as funny to you, as it was to me!!

When my oldest had to wear orthopedic shoes she called them Uncle Peter shoes....out of the mouths of babes!!!

My 2yr old son tells me he can't go to sleep at night because "my eyes are busy" LOL

my daughter say "hold you me" when she wants to be picked up. whne my son was a baby he put the word juice behind every drink, milk juice, water juice. We got some funny looks when we went out to eat.

My daughter is number 4 of 6 kids. She told her dance class who was talking about pets, that we dont have pets we have kids!!!lol




my daughter say "hold you me" when she wants to be picked up. whne my son was a baby he put the word juice behind every drink, milk juice, water juice. We got some funny looks when we went out to eat.

My son always said he did something "by purpose" when he meant accidentally!

My 2yr old son tells me he can't go to sleep at night because "my eyes are busy" LOL

My 5 yr old was trying to convince me that he couldn't go to sleep because his eyes were "wide awake".

very cute! I wish I had written stuff like that down when my kids said them. There wee so many times they crackedme up and I swore I would remember those words forever. Now I look back and I know I've forgotten some of their funniest, sweetest moments.



i have been asking my wife ( she is home during the day with Megan ) to start a book or blog and call the little Gems

"Meganisms"

My 4 year old son was getting ready for a bath recently and he looks at me all serious and says "It isn't a monster mamma, it's my weiner". I had a good laugh.

Second daughter came down the stairs one night after a shower with a towel wrapped around her head. She had her arms crossed & held out in front of her and said,"I am a swami and I know what you want. Mom, you just want some peace and quiet."

I laughed so hard, I cried. I think she was about 6 at the time.