kom526
11-04-2009, 02:30 AM
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference, since both result in death.
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference, since both result in death.