....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

You mean you haven't dumped that loser yet? At this point sounds like you deserve whatever you get.

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

Wow, trust much? You turned him gay. :bigwhoop:

Wow, trust much? You turned him gay. :bigwhoop:

KRIS is back! :yikes:

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

You don't tell....you get some balls, walk right up to him, and say "Do you like things stuck up your ass?"

Wow, trust much? You turned him gay. :bigwhoop:

and now to add to all her worry, she has to worry about AIDS, she should have gotten rid of that POS a long time ago, so like I said she deserves what she gets, sounds harsh but oh well.

You don't tell....you get some balls, walk right up to him, and say "Do you like things stuck up your ass?" Then punch him in the face, pack your crap and leave.

fixed

fixed

you got it backwards....it should read "pack his crap and throw it out the door with him"

it's cold, she shouldn't be homeless because he likes dick probably more than she does right now

I need some help finding him a new woman (his facade) so....anyone know of a naive single woman who wants him? he makes good money, has a nice truck, is pretty decent looking. He won't budge otherwise.

I need some help finding him a new woman (his facade) so....anyone know of a naive single woman who wants him? he makes good money, has a nice truck, is pretty decent looking. He won't budge otherwise.

huh??? won't budge??

oh and it sounds like you should be finding him a man. try MrZ06

huh??? won't budge??

oh and it sounds like you should be finding him a man. try MrZ06

sounds as if they need to find a new mpd

you got it backwards....it should read "pack his crap and throw it out the door with him"

it's cold, she shouldn't be homeless because he likes dick probably more than she does right now

Sounds like his crap has already been packed.

Sounds like his crap has already been packed.

LOL - oh, I am so going to use that line !

LOL - oh, I am so going to use that line !

sounds like having the name MissBtrayed you actually enjoy being walked on by this guy.

should I post my real name????

should I post my real name????

There shouldn't be any discussion, get rid of him. I think you just come on here as an MPD because you're bored and want to get something started, what a waste.

There shouldn't be any discussion, get rid of him. I think you just come on here as an MPD because you're bored and want to get something started, what a waste.

nah - I come on here and see if I can beat the record for most replies from Bay_Kat - (that is a joke)

nah - I come on here and see if I can beat the record for most replies from Bay_Kat - (that is a joke)

...and I am also hoping that some gorgeous prince charming is going to post his picture and ask me out and save me - LOL

nah - I come on here and see if I can beat the record for most replies from Bay_Kat - (that is a joke)

You caught me on a night when there isn't much going on. Seriously though, if you are for real, get rid of that loser, it's only going to get worse.

how much money, and what kind of truck?





Hey, everyone has his/her price:killingme

how much money, and what kind of truck?





Hey, everyone has his/her price:killingme

:shocking:

You better hope Panlady doesn't see this! :faint:

...and I am also hoping that some gorgeous prince charming is going to post his picture and ask me out and save me - LOL

:howdy:

70531

where's your pic?

:howdy:

70531

where's your pic?

You wish! :killingme

I need some help finding him a new woman (his facade) so....anyone know of a naive single woman who wants him? he makes good money, has a nice truck, is pretty decent looking. He won't budge otherwise.

What is your idea of "good" money? I may know someone for him.

#### give me his number? I can show him a good ti:buddies:me!

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

I don't know, but if he's been gobblin' goober, you may want to kiss him on the cheek from now on instead of on the lips....just sayin. :whistle:

I need some help finding him a new woman (his facade) so....anyone know of a naive single woman who wants him and has a penis? he makes good money, has a nice truck, is pretty decent looking. He won't budge otherwise.

Fixed;

Fixed;

No no :nono: He wants a beard - a cover. This is a job opportunity for some enterprising woman, not a love connection.

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:


First of all, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was doing a search for a gay friend of his who was at work or something.


I mean, you'd be surprised at some of the gay stuff in my search history.... all for perfectly innocent distrations. In fact, I just checked my history and out of the last 12 hits, 9 of them are about gay porn sites and one is a e-harmony-like site for gay singles.

I'm not gay or anything, but I am an art aficionado, and gay porn is often very artful itself, or has links to pages that have majestic pieces of artwork which can be appreciated by homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. For instance, one of my favorite sites, "Hogz 'n' Ballz 4 Him" is very rich in color schemes that sets a mood for almost any occasion... Especially occasions where gay sex is involved.

And "Back Door Firemen" provides the crispest imagery that you have ever seen! Anyone who appreciates good photography should visit that site. I don't know what kind of cameras they use, but they're of even better quality than the "Bend Your Gay Ass Over You ####in' ######", which are phenomenal.

And if you're a web designer or a web-surfer who just likes to visit well designed, streamlined and attractive websites, you should check out, "Mollywhomp Me With Your Meatpole While I Yank Your Scro", because you'll find some of the most professional and clever web-development around.


Even better than the design on "Jizzy-beards" which won awards for several years running.


So don't jump to conclusions. Just because you visit "Hairy Meatholes", "#### Duals" or "Drown Your Gay-Ass in an Ocean of Love-Juice" doesn't mean you're gay or plan on cheating on your wife when you visit Las Vegas.

No no :nono: He wants a beard - a cover. This is a job opportunity for some enterprising woman, not a love connection.

LOL, I was trying to consolidate and kill two birds with one stone so this situation won't REAR it's ugly head again in the future.

Oh, can I have his number?

We could go out for Shirley Temples!

you got it backwards....it should read "pack his crap and throw it out the door with him"

it's cold, she shouldn't be homeless because he likes dick probably more than she does right now

I think his crap has already been packed..

Sounds like his crap has already been packed.

DAMN, you beat me to it..

First of all, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was doing a search for a gay friend of his who was at work or something.


I mean, you'd be surprised at some of the gay stuff in my search history.... all for perfectly innocent distrations. In fact, I just checked my history and out of the last 12 hits, 9 of them are about gay porn sites and one is a e-harmony-like site for gay singles.

I'm not gay or anything, but I am an art aficionado, and gay porn is often very artful itself, or has links to pages that have majestic pieces of artwork which can be appreciated by homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. For instance, one of my favorite sites, "Hogz 'n' Ballz 4 Him" is very rich in color schemes that sets a mood for almost any occasion... Especially occasions where gay sex is involved.

And "Back Door Firemen" provides the crispest imagery that you have ever seen! Anyone who appreciates good photography should visit that site. I don't know what kind of cameras they use, but they're of even better quality than the "Bend Your Gay Ass Over You ####in' ######", which are phenomenal.

And if you're a web designer or a web-surfer who just likes to visit well designed, streamlined and attractive websites, you should check out, "Mollywhomp Me With Your Meatpole While I Yank Your Scro", because you'll find some of the most professional and clever web-development around.


Even better than the design on "Jizzy-beards" which won awards for several years running.


So don't jump to conclusions. Just because you visit "Hairy Meatholes", "#### Duals" or "Drown Your Gay-Ass in an Ocean of Love-Juice" doesn't mean you're gay or plan on cheating on your wife when you visit Las Vegas.

:killingme

If you already suspect that he might be taking it up the rear, he probably is. File for divorce under "Irreconcilable differences." If asked to further explain, be honest and have proof.

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

I seriously have a gay cat he can snuggle up with. :jet:

If you already suspect that he might be taking it up the rear, he probably is. File for divorce under "Irreconcilable differences." If asked to further explain, be honest and have proof.

But...but...he makes good money!

Butt...butt...he makes good money!


:lol:

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

If you haven't found PMs to MOJO, and it still makes a sound when he farst, i think you are ok..

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

:faint:

Eeek!!! I have no clue what to say, that's crazy. Maybe you should buy him the book (http://www.thefunkstore.com/FunkStoreBookClub/March2005/BOOK-OnTheDownLow.jpg), leave it on his side of the bed with a note that says, "Yes honey, I know and I will be taking half. For now, pack your personal belongings...you're moving in with your boyfriend." Better to have PROOF though, especially for the divorce...which I of course assume will happen, since your husband's a homosexual.


...

Ummmmm :killingme

....OMG, I could just totally scream.....Hubby goes on a business trip to Sin City, comes home, forgot his phone at home once shortly upon return - I was nosy - his web history??? "GAY BARS LAS VEGAS" "Back Door Lounge" blah blah blah - I don't even know what I feel - how the hell do you tell if your man is "livin the DOWN LOW" ?? (or is it "LOW DOWN" ???):lalala:

Ask him to do a threesome with another dude :shrug:

First of all, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was doing a search for a gay friend of his who was at work or something.


I mean, you'd be surprised at some of the gay stuff in my search history.... all for perfectly innocent distrations. In fact, I just checked my history and out of the last 12 hits, 9 of them are about gay porn sites and one is a e-harmony-like site for gay singles.

I'm not gay or anything, but I am an art aficionado, and gay porn is often very artful itself, or has links to pages that have majestic pieces of artwork which can be appreciated by homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. For instance, one of my favorite sites, "Hogz 'n' Ballz 4 Him" is very rich in color schemes that sets a mood for almost any occasion... Especially occasions where gay sex is involved.

And "Back Door Firemen" provides the crispest imagery that you have ever seen! Anyone who appreciates good photography should visit that site. I don't know what kind of cameras they use, but they're of even better quality than the "Bend Your Gay Ass Over You ####in' ######", which are phenomenal.

And if you're a web designer or a web-surfer who just likes to visit well designed, streamlined and attractive websites, you should check out, "Mollywhomp Me With Your Meatpole While I Yank Your Scro", because you'll find some of the most professional and clever web-development around.


Even better than the design on "Jizzy-beards" which won awards for several years running.


So don't jump to conclusions. Just because you visit "Hairy Meatholes", "#### Duals" or "Drown Your Gay-Ass in an Ocean of Love-Juice" doesn't mean you're gay or plan on cheating on your wife when you visit Las Vegas.


:faint:

Not that I think the OP is in a real situation but nonetheless this thread reminded me of a joke I heard.

What's the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?

At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"

Ask him to do a threesome with another dude :shrug:

:barf:

:barf:

I was thinking the same thing, ugh :dead:

Ask him to do a threesome with another dude :shrug:



:killingme

I was thinking the same thing, ugh :dead:

:killingme


At least someone has a sense of humor, lol.

At least someone has a sense of humor, lol.

HEY, I have a sense of humor!!! :drama:

I guess I should have just typed:

:killingme................BUTT................:barf:

:biggrin:

oh and it sounds like you should be finding him a man. try MrZ06

I'm not gay. I have never even had a gay dream.

I'm not gay. I have never even had a gay dream.
:lmao: Why would you even type that?

:lmao: Why would you even type that?

Because he's REALLY... REALLY.. REALLLLLY .. REEEEEAALLLLY



not gay.

















He just likes to have sex with men.

Because he's REALLY... REALLY.. REALLLLLY .. REEEEEAALLLLY



not gay.

















He just likes to have sex with men.:killingme

Because he's REALLY... REALLY.. REALLLLLY .. REEEEEAALLLLY



not gay.

















He just likes to have sex with men.

Its not Gay if he doesnt kiss the other guy

Its not Gay if he doesnt kiss the other guy

:nono: It is only gay if your :gossip: touch

:lmao: Why would you even type that?

I was just making clarification as to my sexual status. Some people may have been misled by Beta's misconstrued post. TYVM.

Its not Gay if he doesnt kiss the other guy

um, The last time I checked that was still gay. The only time it is considered ok to touch another mans rear end, is after a good play in a football or baseball game.

:nono: It is only gay if your :gossip: touch

No, it's only gay if you don't look down :jet:

ok to touch another mans rear end, is after a good play in a football or baseball game.



are you a Pitcher or a Catcher ...............


:whistle:

My friend once told me. It's not gay if you don't push back.

um, The last time I checked that was still gay. The only time it is considered ok to touch another mans rear end, is after a good play in a football or baseball game.

So how many good plays did you have in the shower after the game?

You get touched in the rear one time too many??

There is no hanky panky alowed in the shower. All bum touching must be done on the ballfield.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you like the movie "Maid in Manhatten"

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you like Coldplay.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you gave me a reach-around when you mounted me.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you've seen "Rent" three times.

You know how I know you're gay? Two words: Fanny Pack

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you're wearing baby blue track pants.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you tried to put a glory-hole in the bathroom at SmartTech.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you like Asia.

You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause your #### tastes like ####.

This is true what you say. I think she should go down to the "love store" and get herself a big dildo. Then give him a back rub and start rubbing it down there and see if he bites? If that doesn't reveal it, get someone to call his cell phone and talk "gay" to him and see if he bites?
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First of all, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was doing a search for a gay friend of his who was at work or something.


I mean, you'd be surprised at some of the gay stuff in my search history.... all for perfectly innocent distrations. In fact, I just checked my history and out of the last 12 hits, 9 of them are about gay porn sites and one is a e-harmony-like site for gay singles.

I'm not gay or anything, but I am an art aficionado, and gay porn is often very artful itself, or has links to pages that have majestic pieces of artwork which can be appreciated by homosexuals and heterosexuals alike. For instance, one of my favorite sites, "Hogz 'n' Ballz 4 Him" is very rich in color schemes that sets a mood for almost any occasion... Especially occasions where gay sex is involved.

And "Back Door Firemen" provides the crispest imagery that you have ever seen! Anyone who appreciates good photography should visit that site. I don't know what kind of cameras they use, but they're of even better quality than the "Bend Your Gay Ass Over You ####in' ######", which are phenomenal.

And if you're a web designer or a web-surfer who just likes to visit well designed, streamlined and attractive websites, you should check out, "Mollywhomp Me With Your Meatpole While I Yank Your Scro", because you'll find some of the most professional and clever web-development around.


Even better than the design on "Jizzy-beards" which won awards for several years running.


So don't jump to conclusions. Just because you visit "Hairy Meatholes", "#### Duals" or "Drown Your Gay-Ass in an Ocean of Love-Juice" doesn't mean you're gay or plan on cheating on your wife when you visit Las Vegas.