Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods' - Times Online (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article6939787.ece)

Tiger Woods was braced for new trouble last night amid reports that at least two women are set to go public with claims that they had affairs with the world’s highest-earning sportsman.



So, come on you trollops, give it up; who banged Tiger? Can my boy swing it? Over rated? :tap:

Women 'line up to claim affairs with Tiger Woods' - Times Online (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article6939787.ece)



So, come on you trollops, give it up; who banged Tiger? Can my boy swing it? Over rated? :tap:

:killingme


:eyebrow: What do they see in him anyway? Oh, yeah. M-O-N-E-Y.

It was only a matter of time before they all started coming out of the woodwork. :lol:

: started coming out of the woodwork. :lol:

That's part of what I'm asking.

:lol:

All I gotta say is "EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!"

All I gotta say is "EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!"

No Cablanasian for you, eh? :lol:

That's part of what I'm asking.

:lol:


:lmao: :buddies:

All I gotta say is "EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!"

That's not a choice in the poll, pick something else

That's not a choice in the poll, pick something else

I picked "Hell No!" :shrug:

I did not have sex with that man, Mr. Wood.

I did not have sex with that man, Mr. Wood.

So, you're telling Mr. Wood that you didn't have sex with THAT man, whomever THAT man just might be, eh? :tap:

I was going to jump in here and say "YES" but then I realized there was only 1 "G" :ohwell:

So, you're telling Mr. Wood that you didn't have sex with THAT man, whomever THAT man just might be, eh? :tap:

:lightbulb:

That is why she married you, Larry Gude (goooood) Wood. :lmao:

Do Cougars lay down with Tigers? :confused:

Do Cougars lay down with Tigers? :confused:

Tiger Cubs :yay:

I picked "Hell No!" :shrug:

:howdy:

I'd bet his wife is starting to lawyer up and now every woman he slept with is going to cost him about $5 million.... especially considering they have a child involved (and isn't his wife pregnant? I had thought I heard that she was not too long ago? Or maybe I'm thinking of some other celebu-sports-taunte)

Hope the sex was that good. :whistle:

:howdy:

I'd bet his wife is starting to lawyer up and now every woman he slept with is going to cost him about $5 million.... especially considering they have a child involved (and isn't his wife pregnant? I had thought I heard that she was not too long ago? Or maybe I'm thinking of some other celebu-sports-taunte)

Hope the sex was that good. :whistle:

She had their second child not too long ago.

I had to put hell no.
so let me go ahead and clear this up for the private forum crowd getting ready to pounce.

they will say
RACIST, you only didnt sleep with him because he is black.
I will say no, its because hes a dude.
then they will say
Homophobe, are you afraid you are going to turn gay just because you sleep with another guy?

from here it can only go either on ignore, or downhill.. come to think of it, I might have most of those people on ignore already.. its been nice.

I had to put hell no.
so let me go ahead and clear this up for the private forum crowd getting ready to pounce.

they will say
RACIST, you only didnt sleep with him because he is black.
I will say no, its because hes a dude.
then they will say
Homophobe, are you afraid you are going to turn gay just because you sleep with another guy?

from here it can only go either on ignore, or downhill.. come to think of it, I might have most of those people on ignore already.. its been nice.

I think the reason you didn't sleep with him is because he is part Asian...
:killingme

Rarebreed, thanks - I don't keep up with sports much anymore but I remember hearing that she was pregnant, I didn't even know she had already had the baby. boy or girl?

And no d@mn wonder she was clawing his face up - I'm sure she has nannies but she is probably still hormonal as all get out. Shame those kids will be able to google this crap as soon as they are old enough to use the internet.

Shwoo...

I thought Larry was starting a thread about the forumite Tigger.:lol:

I think the reason you didn't sleep with him is because he is part Asian...
:killingme

Rarebreed, thanks - I don't keep up with sports much anymore but I remember hearing that she was pregnant, I didn't even know she had already had the baby. boy or girl?

And no d@mn wonder she was clawing his face up - I'm sure she has nannies but she is probably still hormonal as all get out. Shame those kids will be able to google this crap as soon as they are old enough to use the internet.

Boy

Children
Sam Alexis (b. 2007)
Charlie Axel (b. 2009)

uh-oh


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I never did but I would like to one day.

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:roflmao: he sounded preeeetty nervous. You know he's guilty as sin. :lmao:

[quote=lisa8439;4080002]I think the reason you didn't sleep with him is because he is part Asian...
:killingme

[\quote]
or maybe I omitted it because I am a latent homosexual that has deep seated desire in my inner most recess,,, that sounds bad,, I have a deep seated desire in my subconscious to have gay sex with skinny Asian guys.

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can
see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone...

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going
to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out
what's par for this damn hole!"

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can
see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone...

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going
to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out
what's par for this damn hole!"

:killingme:killingme:killingme

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can
see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone...

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going
to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out
what's par for this damn hole!"


:killingme

:lmao:

I was going to jump in here and say "YES" but then I realized there was only 1 "G" :ohwell:

The only reason I read this thread was to see if you come clean. Come to find, out it's about some black dude.

I would love to bang Tiger Woods!!!

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out
what's par for this damn hole!"

:roflmao: :karma: