View Full Version : You'll never guess in a million years...
bknarw
08-13-2002, 02:31 PM
What's the first thing you know?
(there is a correct answer, by the way. I just wanna see if anyone guesses).
bravogirl10
08-13-2002, 02:42 PM
How to suck (meaning drink :biggrin: )?
bknarw
08-13-2002, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by bravogirl10
How to suck (meaning drink :biggrin: )?
That's not it!
otter
08-13-2002, 02:51 PM
Light?
Sharon
08-13-2002, 02:52 PM
What's
bknarw
08-13-2002, 02:55 PM
No....and no.
Guest
08-13-2002, 02:56 PM
Open and close your eyes
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 03:03 PM
:biggrin:
bknarw
08-13-2002, 03:08 PM
No...and no again.
Lilly
08-13-2002, 03:11 PM
Time?
How about "Holy Sh*t my tail is disapearing!"
bknarw
08-13-2002, 03:18 PM
Nobody's gotten it yet...
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 03:18 PM
:biggrin:
cattitude
08-13-2002, 03:21 PM
Get the dang pencils outta your ears boy and get to work!!!
Oh, the first thing, dunno.
bknarw
08-13-2002, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by jazz lady
:biggrin:
Damn...shortest million years of my life!
:biggrin:
Sharon
08-13-2002, 03:42 PM
Thanks :rolleyes: Now I have that song going 'round in my head, which is exactly why I stayed away from the song game thread.:wink: Quick! Someone tell a new joke or something to get my brain off of this train.
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Sharon
Thanks :rolleyes: Now I have that song going 'round in my head, which is exactly why I stayed away from the song game thread.:wink: Quick! Someone tell a new joke or something to get my brain off of this train.
Just think about Amtrak - you'll be derailed in no time. (Sorry, bad joke!)
Sharon
08-13-2002, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by jazz lady
Just think about Amtrak - you'll be derailed in no time. (Sorry, bad joke!)
That did it! You broke my concentration--thanks. :clap:
:yay: Otter's got a funny joke too! :dance: :roflmao:
Sierra39
08-13-2002, 04:11 PM
Don't feel bad – I had the song "This is the Song that Doesn't End" stuck in MY head for DAYS... I was getting ready to apply the 'ol hammer to end the misery!
Lilly
08-13-2002, 04:16 PM
Okay wait - I am totally lost! What was the answer!?!?!
And who is Old Jed?
Am I the only moron not getting this?
:frown: :confused: :question: :confused: :frown:
blueeyes76
08-13-2002, 04:16 PM
nope, i'm not getting it either!
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 04:17 PM
"Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire..."
Sharon
08-13-2002, 04:19 PM
There she goes again....aaaaarrgggh! :twitch:
bknarw
08-13-2002, 04:19 PM
FOUND A PEANUT...FOUND A PEANUT...FOUND A PEA-NUT ONE DAY...
:biggrin:
Lilly
08-13-2002, 04:21 PM
Ooooh . . . all right - my age is showing over here . .. :razz2:
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 04:22 PM
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beeeeeeeer...
:cheers:
cattitude
08-13-2002, 04:23 PM
in my most high-pitched voice
It's a small world after all.....
God, worst experience in Disney..wanted to kill myself half way through the ride.
bknarw
08-13-2002, 04:25 PM
I was talking about that last weekend. I'm going to put together a CD of all the songs you sang on the bus!
complete with:
Found a Peanut
Three Cheers for the Bus Driver
99 Bottles of beer on the wall...
The Song that never ends...
Three Jolly Fishermen
And LOTS LOTS MORE!!!
Sharon
08-13-2002, 04:28 PM
Next one of you with a song wins this fabulous prize behind door number #1
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/war/bombs/dynamite_bomb_md_clr.gif
Sharon
08-13-2002, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by cattitude
in my most high-pitched voice
It's a small world after all.....
God, worst experience in Disney..wanted to kill myself half way through the ride. You know I went to Disney too and I NEVER want to hear that song again.
Sharon
08-13-2002, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by jazz lady
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beeeeeeeer...
:cheers: You bring the beer and I'll sing! :lol:
bknarw
08-13-2002, 04:34 PM
B*I*NGO...
B*I*NGO...
B*I*NGO...and BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Sharon
You bring the beer and I'll sing! :lol:
I got a 5 cases of ice-cold Schlitz with your name on 'em... :biggrin:
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by bknarw
B*I*NGO...
B*I*NGO...
B*I*NGO...and BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
You win - see Sharon to collect your prize. :shocked:
bknarw
08-13-2002, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by jazz lady
You win - see Sharon to collect your prize. :shocked:
I couldn't see the pic she posted, so I have no idea what it is!!
How about a great rousing rendition of "Row Row Row your Boat" as a round?
:biggrin:
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by bknarw
I couldn't see the pic she posted, so I have no idea what it is!!
Just think "tick, tick, tick...BOOM!"
Sharon
08-13-2002, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by bknarw
B*I*NGO...
B*I*NGO...
B*I*NGO...and BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O! Can you see this one?
http://www.gifworks.com/queue/over_under_shotgun_turning_md_clr_3723.gif http://www.gifworks.com/queue/over_under_shotgun_turning_md_clr_3723.gif http://www.gifworks.com/queue/over_under_shotgun_turning_md_clr_3723.gif
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Sharon
08-13-2002, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by jazz lady
I got a 5 cases of ice-cold Schlitz with your name on 'em... :biggrin: How do I get there? :cool:
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Sharon
How do I get there? :cool:
Just follow the trail of broken pretzels and aroma of stale beer.... you'll find it. :cheers:
Oh - that reminded me of another one:
Follow the yellow brick road,
Follow the yellow brick road,
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the yellow brick rooooooooaaaaaaaaaaddddddd! :lol:
bknarw
08-13-2002, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by jazz lady
Just follow the trail of broken pretzels and aroma of stale beer.... you'll find it. :cheers:
Oh - that reminded me of another one:
Follow the yellow brick road,
Follow the yellow brick road,
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the yellow brick rooooooooaaaaaaaaaaddddddd! :lol:
Michael Rowwww...the boat ashore....
:razz:
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by bknarw
Michael Rowwww...the boat ashore....
:razz:
Follow, follow, follow, follooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww.... :moon:
Sharon
08-13-2002, 05:01 PM
Ya'll got me rotflmao...either that --or it's the fumes from these hot peppers I've been cooking all day. :cheers:
bknarw
08-13-2002, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Sharon
Ya'll got me rotflmao...either that --or it's the fumes from these hot peppers I've been cooking all day. :cheers:
Kum-Bay-AAAhhh...my lord....Kum By AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sierra39
08-13-2002, 05:37 PM
The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round...
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Sierra39
The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round...
Oh, I'm sure if we put our minds to it, we can find several more...like:
Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
and on this farm he had some pigs, E-I-E-I-O...
-or-
I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
LIKE FRIENDS SHOULD BE
WITH A GREAT BIG HUG
AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU
WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!
:biggrin:
Sharon
08-13-2002, 06:07 PM
I've been workin' on the railroad...
This old man he played one...
How much is that puppy in the window...
When your ears hang low...
Oh my darlin', oh my darlin'...
bknarw
08-13-2002, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Sharon
I've been workin' on the railroad...
This old man he played one...
How much is that puppy in the window...
When your ears hang low...
Oh my darlin', oh my darlin'...
You're a natural!!!
:biggrin:
jazz lady
08-13-2002, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by bknarw
You're a natural!!!
:biggrin:
I'm not going to touch that one with a ten-foot pole! :lol:
Frank
08-14-2002, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by bknarw
What's the first thing you know?
(there is a correct answer, by the way. I just wanna see if anyone guesses).
Ol' Jeb's a millionaire?
giggles04
08-14-2002, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by bknarw
What's the first thing you know?
(there is a correct answer, by the way. I just wanna see if anyone guesses).
I was sooo clueless on this! Duh me!
Frank
08-14-2002, 10:08 AM
I heard it the first time about 10 years ago, and I've pulled it often enough on others. In fact, I *know* I pulled it on someone recently, but I can't remember.
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