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tomcatter
07-02-2010, 08:24 PM
Just currious as to what the general population thinks.

Bay_Kat
07-02-2010, 08:26 PM
Just currious as to what the general population thinks.

With the way things are going right now, I would have to say suicide.

tomcatter
07-02-2010, 08:34 PM
With the way things are going right now, I would have to say suicide.

I say KITTENS!!! :whistle:

Bay_Kat
07-02-2010, 08:40 PM
I say KITTENS!!! :whistle:

sorry, I didn't wait for the poll, but I doubt it would be kittens and I don't think tobacco or alcohol because people won't be able to afford it, I really doubt pot will be it, I'm going to stick with my original answer, add it to the poll.

tomcatter
07-02-2010, 08:46 PM
sorry, I didn't wait for the poll, but I doubt it would be kittens and I don't think tobacco or alcohol because people won't be able to afford it, I really doubt pot will be it, I'm going to stick with my original answer, add it to the poll.

I was being facetious...

sockgirl77
07-02-2010, 09:08 PM
Idiots will kill/cause more deaths this year than any other thing/cause.

ginwoman
07-03-2010, 07:10 AM
Alcohol & Idiots

vraiblonde
07-03-2010, 08:09 AM
Obesity is our #1 killer. Followed by kittens.

aps45819
07-03-2010, 10:09 AM
Idiots will kill/cause more deaths this year than any other thing/cause.

Nono and Lance?

aps45819
07-03-2010, 11:37 AM
This message is hidden because Lance is on your ignore list.

Every time I see that, I feel like I just dodged a bullet

tomcatter
07-03-2010, 01:45 PM
Cigarettes and Other Tobacco Products - InfoFacts - NIDA (http://www.nida.nih.gov/infofacts/tobacco.html#anchor)
1. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), cigarette smoking results in more than 400,000 premature deaths in the United States each year—about 1 in every 5 U.S. deaths.

Yes, I do smoke at least a pack a day.

2. Statistics on alcohol-related deaths are bleak. Every year approximately 75,000 lives will be lost due to alcohol.

Read more: Statistics on Alcohol Related Deaths | eHow.com Statistics on Alcohol Related Deaths | eHow.com (http://www.ehow.com/facts_4895060_statistics-alcohol-related-deaths.html#ixzz0sdqV0pog)


3.Marijuana has never killed anyone. People have been killed over marijuana, but marijuana itself doesn't kill people. The lethal dose is physically impossible to consume(1.5 tons in 15 minutes.)

Sorry, I cannot find any factual or non biased references.

5. Sparta, The Mean Kitty of YouTube (http://www.squidoo.com/mean-kitty)
http://www.scark.org/docs/Animal%20Related%20Fatalities.pdf

LOL! Damn kittens!!!

ciwmj
07-03-2010, 03:39 PM
Nono and Lance?

Add Obamas health care plan.

Katelin
07-03-2010, 05:34 PM
What will kill more people this year...Just currious as to what the general population thinks.

My vote:
1. Vampires
2. Being eaten by a dragon.
3. Heart stopping.

bcp
07-03-2010, 07:32 PM
cell phones heating up from over texting and blowing up.

smdavis65
07-03-2010, 07:51 PM
traffic accidents.









and kittens...

garyt27
07-04-2010, 01:25 PM
Obesity is our #1 killer. Followed by kittens.

FAT Kittens

hotcoffee
07-04-2010, 09:13 PM
FAT Kittens

:buddies::killingme:buddies:

aps45819
07-04-2010, 09:34 PM
FAT Kittens

Fat, drunk kittens that smoke

tomcatter
07-05-2010, 12:19 PM
Fat, drunk kittens that smoke

:killingme

vraiblonde
07-05-2010, 12:25 PM
Fat, drunk kittens that smoke

They're the worst, aren't they?

tomcatter
07-05-2010, 12:35 PM
They're the worst, aren't they?

Right! I think ours is secretly getting hammerd every night and plotting to kill me!

Tomcat
07-07-2010, 09:52 AM
Doctors:
The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns:
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large,

The statistics on lawyers have been omitted for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!

ArkRescue
07-07-2010, 09:59 AM
:killingme :killingme it's funny but it's SO TRUE !!!!!! SCARY.

Doctors:
The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns:
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large,

The statistics on lawyers have been omitted for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!

aps45819
07-07-2010, 10:02 AM
Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!


Don't worry :huggy: Obama is doing his best to decrease the number of doctors

Toxick
07-07-2010, 10:04 AM
Are only counting human deaths?

My kitteh was playing with a moth the other day. After about 15 minutes, they were like best buddies. The kitten would roll around on her back waving her little kitty paws at the moth, and the moth would swoop down and light on the kitty's paws for a second before taking back off again... one would chase the other, and a second later, the other would be chasing the one...

Until kitteh pounced on the moth and bit it.

The moth twitched a couple of times, and then stopped moving.

The kitten started meowing at me like she wanted me to fix the moth. She'd tap the moth's little deceased moth buddy as if to wake it up... and when the moth didn't respond, she'd look at me again and "Mwoaw!".. like it was my fault.


So, if we're counting non-human deaths, Kittens are easily the number one killer. They're freakin' vicious.




If we are only counting humans, Kitties come in #2 behind marijuana (it's a gateway drug). My kitty killed a stoned teenager on my street. Dude was walking by and he was all like minding his own business, right, and all of a sudden my kitten like tear-asses out the door, and jumps at this dude's face. At first he was all like "whoa", and then he was all like "get this kitteh off my face man!" In like 10 seconds, there was nothing but bloody ribbons where this dude's face used to be.

I was all like :shocked:




Anyway, I'm chalking that one up as a combination between dope and kittens.

vraiblonde
07-07-2010, 10:10 AM
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor

See, I have always said this and people called me crazy. You can't imagine how happy I am to see the stats back me up.

gary_webb
07-07-2010, 02:52 PM
Are only counting human deaths?

My kitteh was playing with a moth the other day. After about 15 minutes, they were like best buddies. The kitten would roll around on her back waving her little kitty paws at the moth, and the moth would swoop down and light on the kitty's paws for a second before taking back off again... one would chase the other, and a second later, the other would be chasing the one...

Until kitteh pounced on the moth and bit it.

The moth twitched a couple of times, and then stopped moving.

The kitten started meowing at me like she wanted me to fix the moth. She'd tap the moth's little deceased moth buddy as if to wake it up... and when the moth didn't respond, she'd look at me again and "Mwoaw!".. like it was my fault.


So, if we're counting non-human deaths, Kittens are easily the number one killer. They're freakin' vicious.




If we are only counting humans, Kitties come in #2 behind marijuana (it's a gateway drug). My kitty killed a stoned teenager on my street. Dude was walking by and he was all like minding his own business, right, and all of a sudden my kitten like tear-asses out the door, and jumps at this dude's face. At first he was all like "whoa", and then he was all like "get this kitteh off my face man!" In like 10 seconds, there was nothing but bloody ribbons where this dude's face used to be.

I was all like :shocked:




Anyway, I'm chalking that one up as a combination between dope and kittens.

That's it! :cussing: I'm reporting you to the OBAMA (Organized Butterfly And Moth Association) They will come for your killer kitteh!

bohman
07-07-2010, 03:09 PM
Are the kittens feral?

tomcatter
07-08-2010, 11:44 AM
=Toxick;If we are only counting humans, Kitties come in #2 behind marijuana (it's a gateway drug.

Im sorry, but it appears you have been misinformed my friend. Clinical studies have shown time and time again that the "gateway drug" theory is false. Here is a quick link that you hopefully will read and possibly learn that the American public has been lied to repeatedly on this subject...

Research Proves Marijuana is Not a "Gateway Drug" | StoptheDrugWar.org (http://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle_blog/2009/may/27/research_proves_marijuana_is_not)

Toxick
07-08-2010, 12:21 PM
Im sorry, but it appears you have been misinformed my friend. Clinical studies have shown time and time again that the "gateway drug" theory is false. Here is a quick link that you hopefully will read and possibly learn that the American public has been lied to repeatedly on this subject...



Link-shmink.

If you don't care enough about your body and the law to stay off the pot, you surely will have no problem switching to heroin and crack.

vraiblonde
07-08-2010, 12:21 PM
(it's a gateway drug)

Claudia was my gateway kitten. It's been downhill ever since.

RoseRed
07-08-2010, 12:27 PM
Claudia was my gateway kitten. It's been downhill ever since.

She was nice to the cat in the box. :lol:

Toxick
07-08-2010, 12:30 PM
Claudia was my gateway kitten. It's been downhill ever since.


:poorbaby:

That's how lives get destroyed.

It starts off with one seemingly harmless kitty. Pretty soon, you need more and stronger kitties just to get the same kitty-love buzz that you used to get. Pretty soon, you lose your house, your job, your family, and you're living in a cardboard box with a massive pounce of strays.

kwillia
07-08-2010, 12:33 PM
When yr the Lion, you have...

Interrupting cheese!

vraiblonde
07-08-2010, 12:38 PM
Pretty soon, you lose your house, your job, your family, and you're living in a cardboard box with a massive pounce of strays, covered in cat hair.

:fixed:

I'm trying to shake the monkey, taper off, not sure if I can go cold turkey.

ArkRescue
07-08-2010, 12:39 PM
The real killer is falling coconuts:

Falling Coconuts Kill More People Than Shark Attacks (http://www.unisci.com/stories/20022/0523024.htm)

vraiblonde
07-08-2010, 12:44 PM
The real killer is falling coconuts:

Falling Coconuts Kill More People Than Shark Attacks (http://www.unisci.com/stories/20022/0523024.htm)
Well of course. Coconuts are sneaky and they have a very effective PR campaign going. Mounds/Almond Joy, sticky rice, pina colada, ambrosia salad...very appealing, no?

If sharks had a better marketing plan, I'll bet people would love them, too.

kwillia
07-08-2010, 12:46 PM
If sharks had a better marketing plan, I'll bet people would love them, too.Some people love them. RoseRed got suckered in by a land shark delivering flowers.

RoseRed
07-08-2010, 12:51 PM
Some people love them. RoseRed got suckered in by a land shark delivering flowers.

:flowers:

RoseRed
07-08-2010, 01:20 PM
1 worker killed in Ohio sauerkraut plant collapse - wtop.com (http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=104&sid=1997449)

tomcatter
07-08-2010, 01:26 PM
Link-shmink.

If you don't care enough about your body and the law to stay off the pot, you surely will have no problem switching to heroin and crack.

Right, I dont care about my body at all. That's why I smoke to control my siezures when conventional medications have failed me...
I dont care about the law, which is why im working with many others like myself to try and change it. Perhaps you have had an issue with substance abuse yourself or are just too biased or ignorant to educate yourself on an issue you seemingly so vehmently oppose?
I do not mean to offend, I just do not understand your point of view.
I guess Ill just go smoke some rock and stick a few more needles in my arm for now... :whistle:

vraiblonde
07-08-2010, 01:30 PM
I guess Ill just go smoke some rock and stick a few more needles in my arm for now... :whistle:

And then come back, okay? Crackhead posting is almost as good as drunk posting. :yay:

gemma_rae
07-08-2010, 01:32 PM
Nothing kills more people than this!
75703

vraiblonde
07-08-2010, 01:36 PM
Nothing kills more people than this!

You're gonna need a bigger boat....

gemma_rae
07-08-2010, 01:41 PM
You're gonna need a bigger boat....

KITTEH JAWS!:jameo:

tomcatter
07-08-2010, 02:20 PM
And then come back, okay? Crackhead posting is almost as good as drunk posting. :yay:

lol! Ok...

tomcatter
07-08-2010, 07:23 PM
I retract any and all negative things I may have said twoards anyone in this thread... Hope you dont think Im a complete ass.

Toxick
07-09-2010, 09:13 AM
I retract any and all negative things I may have said twoards anyone in this thread... Hope you dont think Im a complete ass.



My sarcasm is often difficult to detect. No ass accusations from me.

kwillia
07-09-2010, 09:14 AM
Plastic forks! We need spork reform NOW!

vraiblonde
07-09-2010, 09:23 AM
Hope you dont think Im a complete ass.

Nah, you're barely registering on the Ass-o-meter.

kwillia
07-09-2010, 09:24 AM
Nah, you're barely registering on the Ass-o-meter.
Can I trade my Karma-Tracker-2000 in on one of those?

tomcatter
07-09-2010, 11:39 AM
Nah, you're barely registering on the Ass-o-meter.

Ass-o-meter! I love it!

Mongo53
07-09-2010, 11:20 PM
The average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78 and rising. Notice senior citizens often have pets for companionship, and it seems these folks are dying the most, the association is undeniable, kittens will cause the most deaths this year.

I are a graduate of the liberal Obama skool of logic.:otter:

ArkRescue
07-09-2010, 11:25 PM
LOL - I'm starting to understand what you feel - I had to whack him recently for posting and deleting his messages - isn't there a rule against how many times you can do that?

Every time I see that, I feel like I just dodged a bullet

somdshootnet
07-10-2010, 09:32 AM
What happened to the "driving while on cell phone" option?

tomcatter
07-10-2010, 12:38 PM
What happened to the "driving while on cell phone" option?

We dont have to worry about that anymore. We have a new law to cover cell phones. But it appears that we really need to do something about theese damn kittens!
Oh yeah, I forgot the dreaded disease of NC! This horribly degeneartive disease must be stopped! Natural Causes is one of the leading causes of death in the US!
We need a new law and billions of dollars to help fight this...

BET
07-10-2010, 01:50 PM
Idiots will kill/cause more deaths this year than any other thing/cause.

Yea that. It’s not alcohol, tobacco, or marijuana that kills. It’s the idiot who over indulges that does.

Lenny
07-12-2010, 08:54 AM
Every time I see that, I feel like I just dodged a bullet

By ignoring Lance you miss out on entire threads on this site. Guess I will put Lance on my iggy too. Thanks. :howdy:

garyt27
07-14-2010, 06:45 PM
THe invisible Bush WsMD. kill everything. If you can find them. They are very elusive, sort of like military intelligence. Or just Intell.:popcorn:

lnmarsh
07-20-2010, 07:43 AM
Doctors:
The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns:
The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188
Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!


Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large,

The statistics on lawyers have been omitted for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention!

:killingme HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, yes. I love it

lnmarsh
07-20-2010, 07:47 AM
Link-shmink.

If you don't care enough about your body and the law to stay off the pot, you surely will have no problem switching to heroin and crack.

:eyebrow: Thats not necesserarily true... :bs:


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