I got nothing.

I just didn't think there were enough threads about it yet!

I got nothing.

I just didn't think there enough threads about it yet!
For craps sake Bob just do some creative prognostication like everyone else.

You owe me two mouse clicks and some keyboard strokes back. ;-(

Premature pollization... it can be expected at your age...:huggy:

Coming soon - EARL, the poll

Are there any threads about the bank robbery in Prince Frederick yesterday?

Ruddy Duck anyone? :buddies:

Did anyone see the 6-7pm showing of 'Without a Trace' on ION tv last night?

Did anyone see the 6-7pm showing of 'Without a Trace' on ION tv last night?
K_Jo did... she started and entire thread about it in my private forum.

This thread is apolling.

Think I'll go buy a convertible

I remember when McDonalds Cheeseburgers were 12 cents.

I remember when McDonalds Cheeseburgers were 12 cents.
Do you still have your "1,011th McCustomer Served" button?

I saw a car sitting at a stop sign this morning. Does anyone know what happened?

All our base are belong to us.

What's everybody having for lunch?

I saw a car sitting at a stop sign this morning. Does anyone know what happened?

It was K-JO, she was waiting for it to turn green.

What's an MPD? :confused:

What's an MPD? :confused:

It's like a croaker, but a little fishier..

What's an MPD? :confused:

You know... you can't wear your white pants after this weekend, right?

You know... you can't wear your white pants after this weekend, right?

But they're corduroys. :frown:

Premature pollization... it can be expected at your age...:huggy:

Premature pollization happens to much younger men than him. Like half his age (under 30).

This is more like PD - Pollectile Dysfunction. He tried to post a poll without taking the little blue pill.

I remember when McDonalds Cheeseburgers were 12 cents.

Damn! You're as old as me!!!

But they're corduroys. :frown:

Aren't you worried about starting a fire when your thighs rub together??

Damn! You're as old as me!!!

Not really, I stumbled across the prices on the internetz after reading Willard Scotts history of Bozo and Ronald McDonald.

:buttkick: :spank:

I'm starting to think you like these encounters?

I got nothing.

I just didn't think there were enough threads about it yet!

You know... you can't wear your white pants after this weekend, right?

That doesn't apply to shoes, does it?? :frown:

That doesn't apply to shoes, does it?? :frown:
Not for you... I wouldn't recognize you without your signature shoes...:huggy:

Somebody is going to find kwillia mail in their mailbox when they get home this evening. :coffee:

Not really, I stumbled across the prices on the internetz after reading Willard Scotts history of Bozo and Ronald McDonald.

Frank Avruch, Boston's Man About Town - About Frank (http://www.bostonman.com/aboutfr1.html)

I was raised on THIS Bozo

Think I'll go buy a convertible

Getting a bigger bunny?

Somebody is going to find kwillia mail in their mailbox when they get home this evening. :coffee:

Oooh, I hope it's me!!! :clap:

I object to the sexist term "HERicane". It's name is Earl, and obviously a HIMicane.

:hmpf:

I object to the sexist term "HERicane". It's name is Earl, and obviously a HIMicane.

:hmpf:

You aint been to West Virginia have ya? Thar plenty of girl named Earl.

You aint been to West Virginia have ya? Thar plenty of girl named Earl.

That there gee-tar should be a banjo. :yay:

I object to the sexist term "HERicane". It's name is Earl, and obviously a HIMicane.

:hmpf:

Until they began naming hurricanes after men as well - around 1978 they began using men's names - there was an old joke about why women's names were used, namely that otherwise they'd be "himmicanes".

But the use of women's names really only came into being around WW2. Prior to that, they had really stupid and cumbersome means of identifying storms.

Admittedly, referring to a storm by NAME has distinct advantages to designating it by latitude and longitude.

Cinnamon raisin bagels are best toasted, with cream cheese.

Cinnamon raisin bagels are best toasted, with cream cheese.And for those on here that are IQ challenged (Raven, nonno) the cream cheese is put on AFTER the bagel is toasted.

Dynamite Rolls (Okada) have cream cheese on them, and they ROCK..

We go to Okada instead of Asahi JUST because of the Dynamite Rolls.

And for those on here that are IQ challenged (Raven, nonno) the cream cheese is put on AFTER the bagel is toasted.

But.... it doesn't get all melty that way.... :ohwell:

There's a huge garden center chain in the midwest called Earl May.

There's a huge garden center chain in the midwest called Earl May.

:rolleyes:

There's a huge garden center chain in the midwest called Earl May.

Is that like Mother May I??

Before they let you buy something you have to preface it with..


"Earl May I (buy this shrub)??"

This thread is apolling.

That's a play on words, right?

:rolleyes:

Wasn't Earline one of the Mandrell sisters? The prettier one? And didn't she spell it Irlene to try and disguise the fact that her parents named her Earline?

But should it really be spelled 'Airline'?

So much for being a doubting-Thomas... looks like power outages are already starting to occur...:frown: SMECO Outage Map (http://outage.smeco.coop/)

Alright, look Earl. I have a bunch of stuff to do this weekend and I don't appreciate your threats of mayhem disturbing them. You can just wait until Tuesday to have your little fit.

:hmpf:

Alright, look Earl. I have a bunch of stuff to do this weekend and I don't appreciate your threats of mayhem disturbing them. You can just wait until Tuesday to have your little fit.

:hmpf:

You know, it might be good for business if you take it upon yourself to go door to door and warn the Amish. :yay:

Death is upon us!:jameo::jameo::jameo::jameo:

Alright, look Earl. I have a bunch of stuff to do this weekend and I don't appreciate your threats of mayhem disturbing them. You can just wait until Tuesday to have your little fit.

:hmpf:Doesn't look like Earl listened to you. But I'll put my two cents worth of panic in. :cds: OK, that's about all the panic I can do. I've got enough beer to get through the storm. :buddies:

Ok drama queens, Fridays weather, lets recap....

Weather.com
Partly Cloudy Temperature: 90°

Accuweather
Partly sunny and very warm Temperature: 88°
NNW at 15 mph, Gusts: 34 mph

NBC 4
High: 92 Low: 69
Precip.: 10% Humidity: 51%
Partly cloudy skies. Hot. High 92F.
Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.

NOAA
Partly sunny, with a high near 90.
North wind around 7 mph.


Hey Raven, post those shelters a few more times would ya babe? :killingme

Ok drama queens, Fridays weather, lets recap....

Weather.com
Partly Cloudy Temperature: 90°

Accuweather
Partly sunny and very warm Temperature: 88°
NNW at 15 mph, Gusts: 34 mph

NBC 4
High: 92 Low: 69
Precip.: 10% Humidity: 51%
Partly cloudy skies. Hot. High 92F.
Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.

NOAA
Partly sunny, with a high near 90.
North wind around 7 mph.


Hey Raven, post those shelters a few more times would ya babe? :killingme

So basically what you're saying is, this is going to do absolutely nothing. I can understand that, looks like it's just going to move east before it gets near MD.:killingme

So basically what you're saying is, this is going to do absolutely nothing. I can understand that, looks like it's just going to move east before it gets near MD.:killingmeExactly.

I'm having fun with this in hopes that the drama queens (Raven, ArkRescue & Turbo) will learn not to start panicking when a storm is still east of the leeward islands in the Caribbean. :lmao:

Exactly.

I'm having fun with this in hopes that the drama queens (Raven, ArkRescue & Turbo) will learn not to start panicking when a storm is still east of the leeward islands in the Caribbean. :lmao:

Stop acting like a butthead.

Stop acting like a butthead.:drama:

:shutup:

Ok drama queens, Fridays weather, lets recap....

Weather.com
Partly Cloudy Temperature: 90°

Accuweather
Partly sunny and very warm Temperature: 88°
NNW at 15 mph, Gusts: 34 mph

NBC 4
High: 92 Low: 69
Precip.: 10% Humidity: 51%
Partly cloudy skies. Hot. High 92F.
Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.

NOAA
Partly sunny, with a high near 90.
North wind around 7 mph.


Hey Raven, post those shelters a few more times would ya babe? :killingme

Somebody is going to find kwillia mail in their mailbox when they get home this evening. :coffee:

Oooh, I hope it's me!!! :clap:

It really was me! :lol: Thanks, Auntie Kwillia!!! :love:

It really was me! :lol: Thanks, Auntie Kwillia!!! :love:
:lol:

Stop acting like a butthead.

It's OK. He's like a 3rd grader who doesn't know how to act in the face of a crush. I'm just taking it as a sign of his undying affection for me. :lmao:

Watch out, next he'll be blowing spit-balls at you and calling you more names .... :jerry:

It's OK. He's like a 3rd grader who doesn't know how to act in the face of a crush. I'm just taking it as a sign of his undying affection for me. :lmao:

It's OK. He's like a 3rd grader who doesn't know how to act in the face of a crush. I'm just taking it as a sign of his undying affection for me. :lmao:Sorry pal, you're the wrong gender. :lol:


Watch out, next he'll be blowing spit-balls at you and calling you more names .... :jerry::moon:

:biteme:




:moon:

:biteme:Okie :really:

:biteme:

Okie :really:

:lmao: Someone said that to me once, and boy was she surprised when I did.....

Sorry pal, you're the wrong gender. :lol:


:moon:

Well gee Baja I wasn't implying anything sexual.

You came up with that on your own.

But hey, whatever floats your boat!! :lmao:

I'm off to go panick some more!! :yawn:

Get your storm supplies on the ready - if it keeps coming and doesn't turn soon enough we could ALL be offline for days ..... exactly what is there that is going to deflect this strong storm from the coastline? I mean the eye of the storm could very easily make landfall and change course completely.

I mean a perfect example is Isabel 2003:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/HAW2/english/history/isabel_2003_map.gif

Okie :really:

I assume you were in close proximity to the person? That being the case, I'm safe LOL :popcorn:

:lmao: Someone said that to me once, and boy was she surprised when I did.....

Get your storm supplies on the ready - if it keeps coming and doesn't turn soon enough we could ALL be offline for days ..... exactly what is there that is going to deflect this strong storm from the coastline? I mean the eye of the storm could very easily make landfall and change course completely.

I mean a perfect example is Isabel 2003:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/HAW2/english/history/isabel_2003_map.gif

And this right here is why I make fun of you guys. You and Raven sould meet. :killingme

I assume you were in close proximity to the person? That being the case, I'm safe LOL :popcorn:

Remote viewing/telekinesis.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Get your storm supplies on the ready - if it keeps coming and doesn't turn soon enough we could ALL be offline for days ..... exactly what is there that is going to deflect this strong storm from the coastline? I mean the eye of the storm could very easily make landfall and change course completely.

I mean a perfect example is Isabel 2003:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/HAW2/english/history/isabel_2003_map.gif
That track is nothing close to Earl's. :killingme
Go look at Turbo's posts about the trough in the other thread and you will understand why it's can't make a sudden turn.

I think it's wise to consider all possibilities and be prepared.

ALL together now ... :jameo: :killingme

And this right here is why I make fun of you guys. You and Raven sould meet. :killingme

I think it's wise to consider all possibilities and be prepared.

ALL together now ... :jameo: :killingme

Here's the Headline!

Powerful, enormous Earl bearing down on East Coast

That track is nothing close to Earl's. :killingme
Go look at Turbo's posts about the trough in the other thread and you will understand why it's can't make a sudden turn.

It can still vary a bit e/w at this point, and in fact has pretty much hugged the west edge of the predicted cone (initiatially it was predicted as some 500 miles off coast, no we are looking at 125 to center. :shrug:) but no, it isn't going to bull it's way west through the trough. Troughs are hurricane magnets... earl will follow it once in it. :yay:

Even a STRONG trough isn't a guarantee of deflecting a CAT 5 Hurricane.

That track is nothing close to Earl's. :killingme
Go look at Turbo's posts about the trough in the other thread and you will understand why it's can't make a sudden turn.

Remote viewing/telekinesis.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

:staresatgoat:

:staresatgoat:

Good movie...

Did y'all catch Mr Z06's predictions in the other thread? Earl is going to come up the Chesapeake.....

exactly what is there that is going to deflect this strong storm from the coastline? I mean the eye of the storm could very easily make landfall and change

A magical force...:shocking:

Even a STRONG trough isn't a guarantee of deflecting a CAT 5 Hurricane.

Accccctually. Yes, is is a guarantee. As powerful as a cat 5 may seem, it is still obedient to the whims of our atmosphere. It responds and moves within limits just as any other storm, and those limits are dictated by the atmospheric conditions around it. COULD it turn and make landfall? Sure, the rtough is big enough to allow that. WILL it? Well, you have to give it a reason to... an atmospheric reason, or one that is very strong in the water (like a heat knot, which is what they think caused Charley to skew off to the S, but you won't find these in the waters here).

The reason for the debate where and what it was going to do, was that the speed of the system pushing the trough, and the jetsream which shapes it, was all in flux. Now that everything has come together the info is a lot firmer. :yay:

A magical force...:shocking:

Invisible magical force!

Good movie...

Did y'all catch Mr Z06's predictions in the other thread? Earl is going to come up the Chesapeake.....

I saw his post, but I'm not seeing that when I stare at my dog (I don't have a goat, I make do). Was he serious :confused:?

I don't see anything that would cause it to do that...

Invisible magical force!

Oh! I forgot that part! :shocking: So far that has been my most favorite post of the day! :wink:

AND just when did you get YOUR meteorology degree? :lalala:

Accccctually. Yes, is is a guarantee. As powerful as a cat 5 may seem, it is still obedient to the whims of our atmosphere. It responds and moves within limits just as any other storm, and those limits are dictated by the atmospheric conditions around it. COULD it turn and make landfall? Sure, the rtough is big enough to allow that. WILL it? Well, you have to give it a reason to... an atmospheric reason, or one that is very strong in the water (like a heat knot, which is what they think caused Charley to skew off to the S, but you won't find these in the waters here).

The reason for the debate where and what it was going to do, was that the speed of the system pushing the trough, and the jetsream which shapes it, was all in flux. Now that everything has come together the info is a lot firmer. :yay:

AND just when did you get YOUR meteorology degree? :lalala:

Meterology is just atmospheric physics. Same rules, sames laws. :shrug:

Besides, you don't need a degree to use Google to look this sh*t up, :lmao:!!

:smoochy:

Meterology is just atmospheric physics. Same rules, sames laws. :shrug:

Besides, you don't need a degree to use Google to look this sh*t up, :lmao:!!