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megahurts
10-15-2010, 11:57 AM
This just arrived in the SNAIL MAIL today. Wow Fritz, these are BOLD statements.

What are the issues in the State's Attorney's Race? (http://johnmattingly.com/backup/issues.jpg)

Pete
10-15-2010, 12:03 PM
This just arrived in the SNAIL MAIL today. Wow Fritz, these are BOLD statements.

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If Fritz wins come November is there a chance at all you, Clem and Themis will all fling yourselves off the Solomons bridge seeking the sweet relief of death?

Clem_Shady
10-15-2010, 12:04 PM
This just arrived in the SNAIL MAIL today. Wow Fritz, these are BOLD statements.

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Yep, I dipped into my goldfish, Adolf Fritzler's Trust Fund to have those sent out, but it was worth it.

:popcorn:

Clem_Shady
10-15-2010, 12:07 PM
If Fritz wins come November is there a chance at all you, Clem and Themis will all fling yourselves off the Solomons bridge seeking the sweet relief of death?

None at all.

But if was gonna do it, then it would be during PAX evening rush hour just to piss all of you off one last time.

:popcorn:

Pete
10-15-2010, 12:11 PM
None at all.

But if was gonna do it, then it would be during PAX evening rush hour just to piss all of you off one last time.

:popcorn:

Come on, take a stand. Proclaim right now that IF Fritz wins you will fling yourself off the bridge in protest of the years of pain inflicted by Fritz. It is the only honorable thing left to do for some one as extreme as you.

Themis
10-15-2010, 12:32 PM
None at all.

But if was gonna do it, then it would be during PAX evening rush hour just to piss all of you off one last time.

:popcorn:

Looks like you found a new place to hang out for years to come.

I have to admit the bunch here are nicer than the guys at the FOP.

Just think if Fritz had roofies back in the 60's he wouldn't need his buds to hold down his dates for him.77907








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Enough is Enough! Vote for John Mattingly State's Attorney 2010!

Jigglepuff
10-15-2010, 12:33 PM
None at all.

But if was gonna do it, then it would be during PAX evening rush hour just to piss all of you off one last time.

:popcorn:

Humans are stupid. There will always be excessively stupid humans to make fun of. No need to jump bro. :buddies:

Merlin99
10-15-2010, 01:05 PM
Humans are stupid. There will always be excessively stupid humans to make fun of. No need to jump bro. :buddies:
But it would be a grand statement, guaranteed to garner sympathy for his issues. Plus it feeds the crabs.

dontknowwhy
10-15-2010, 02:11 PM
Come on, take a stand. Proclaim right now that IF Fritz wins you will fling yourself off the bridge in protest of the years of pain inflicted by Fritz. It is the only honorable thing left to do for some one as extreme as you.

This turd has no honor...Didnt you ever read his rag?

megahurts
10-16-2010, 04:09 PM
I've used my DESKJET PRINTER to make over 100 copies
Of this ad. I'm handing them out to the customers that come into my gas station. The owner said it's cool cause he hates fritz too. I've been surprised by the reactions I've gotten. Fritz supporters are few and far between. Even the cops that come in have loved it believe it or not.


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