What are those? Might I be wearing Mom jeans, which is a presumably bad thing, and not know it? I mean, I *am* a Mom, so doesn't that mean that any jeans I wear are technically Mom jeans?

I complimented a friend on her cute jeans the other day and she told me that her daughter informed her they were "old lady" jeans. But I thought they were cute and very flattering on her. So apparently I have an affinity for Mom jeans.

Are Mom jeans, like, ones with applique and crap all over them? Or have back pockets shaped like a butterfly?

What are those? Might I be wearing Mom jeans, which is a presumably bad thing, and not know it? I mean, I *am* a Mom, so doesn't that mean that any jeans I wear are technically Mom jeans?

I complimented a friend on her cute jeans the other day and she told me that her daughter informed her they were "old lady" jeans. But I thought they were cute and very flattering on her. So apparently I have an affinity for Mom jeans.

Are Mom jeans, like, ones with applique and crap all over them? Or have back pockets shaped like a butterfly?

I thought mom jeans would be the ones with the elastic waist band, oh wait, maybe those are granny jeans.

Bedazzled. :lmao:

Butterflies on the back pockets. :killingme

Bedazzled. :lmao:

is that still around?

is that still around?

I have no idea. I was trying to be nice. :lol:

Uh oh.

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Mom Jeans (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans)

Little off topic but one day I was in the grocery store and this elderly woman (she was in her 70s easily) was there wearing a pair of shorts and a sports bra (pretty much the norm for the walkers in the neighborhood) but when she turned around I had to laugh, on the back of her shorts across her butt were the words "hot stuff".

Uh oh.

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Mom Jeans (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans)

:cds:

"jeans highlighting the flat curvature of the 40+ buttocks upside-down-heart shaped-butt. Commonly seen accompained with front butt. Extremely high waist, and always a crappy shade of blue or black. Usually found in Kohl's or Mervyn's."

-Urban Dictionary

see attached photo

Little off topic but one day I was in the grocery store and this elderly woman (she was in her 70s easily) was there wearing a pair of shorts and a sports bra (pretty much the norm for the walkers in the neighborhood) but when she turned around I had to laugh, on the back of her shorts across her butt were the words "hot stuff".

:peopleofwalmart: ?

:peopleofwalmart: ?

:geezersofflorida"

This tread can only go one way..........bad.

This tread can only go one way..........bad.

and worse

These are the jeans I'm wearing right now, except they're medium stone washed blue denim.

Bill Blass Women's 5-pocket Denim Jeans | Overstock.com (http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Bill-Blass-Womens-5-pocket-Denim-Jeans/4791201/product.html)

Are those Mom jeans?

Uh oh.

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Mom Jeans (http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans)

:killingme

These are the jeans I'm wearing right now, except they're medium stone washed blue denim.

Bill Blass Women's 5-pocket Denim Jeans | Overstock.com (http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Bill-Blass-Womens-5-pocket-Denim-Jeans/4791201/product.html)

Are those Mom jeans?
yes. sorry. please don't kill me.

These are the jeans I'm wearing right now, except they're medium stone washed blue denim.

Bill Blass Women's 5-pocket Denim Jeans | Overstock.com (http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Bill-Blass-Womens-5-pocket-Denim-Jeans/4791201/product.html)

Are those Mom jeans?

Forgive me, but the crotch is kind of baggy looking. Maybe it's just the picture, I don't know.

Forgive me, but the crotch is kind of baggy looking.

Well the alternative is camel toe, which I already know is a fashion don't.

Well the alternative is camel toe, which I already know is a fashion don't.

There's got to be a halfway point. I mean that almost looks like a kangaroo pouch.

There's got to be a halfway point. I mean that almost looks like a kangaroo pouch.

:lmao:

yes. sorry. please don't kill me.

Well, okay. But only cause you asked so nicely.

Do you own these?

Do you own these?

My daughter had something like that when she was 10.

Do you own these?

No.

Do you own these?
*choke-sputter-choke* I will get you for that, my dear. :mad:

I guess I'm bitter. I haven't worn jeans in months. I usually wear shorts or capris. It's just too warm here to wear jeans, especially since the only shoes I wear are flip flops and I won't wear jeans with flip flops. I won't even take my trunk full of jeans out of the closet until maybe January.

Do you own these?

Yes.





Wait...





I mean...

*choke-sputter-choke* I will get you for that, my dear. :mad:

Those are your jeans, aren't they?

Yes.





Wait...





I mean...

:waitingfordyesgaysmiley: :lol:

Do you own these?

Back in the dark ages when I was in college, I had this one particular pair of jeans that fit absolutely perfectly and were oh-so-comfortable -- you know the kind I mean. So, of course, I wore them a lot! One day, the inevitable happened and I got a small tear on the back, right below the pocket. Not wanting to give up my favoritest (ok, lay off grammar nazis -- it's my word and I like it!) pair of jeans, I hit up the local stores and stocked up on embroidered patches. By the time I finally gave up on that pair of jeans I had a butterfly, a tiger, an apple and I don't even remember what all else scattered all over the backside of those jeans. It got to the point that the material was just too thin to sew anything to any more.

I still miss that pair of jeans.... :bawl:

Those are your jeans, aren't they?

:killingme

Yes.





Wait...





I mean...

Not owned them, like, "Baby, you own those jeans!"

Back in the dark ages when I was in college, I had this one particular pair of jeans that fit absolutely perfectly and were oh-so-comfortable -- you know the kind I mean. So, of course, I wore them a lot! One day, the inevitable happened and I got a small tear on the back, right below the pocket. Not wanting to give up my favoritest (ok, lay off grammar nazis -- it's my word and I like it!) pair of jeans, I hit up the local stores and stocked up on embroidered patches. By the time I finally gave up on that pair of jeans I had a butterfly, a tiger, an apple and I don't even remember what all else scattered all over the backside of those jeans. It got to the point that the material was just too thin to sew anything to any more.

I still miss that pair of jeans.... :bawl:

I hear that. I did pretty much the exact same thing. I think I almost got to the point of wearing a pair of pants made of patches.

:waitingfordyesgaysmiley: :lol:

Huzzzah! :fingersnap:

Huzzzah! :fingersnap:

:roflmao:

oh crap. I lost 25 lbs and my jeans are soooooo baggy. I need new ones but now I don't know what to get. HELP!

Those are your jeans, aren't they?

No! :mad: You haven't been paying attention, have you? I see them once a week without fail. :lmao:

oh crap. I lost 25 lbs and my jeans are soooooo baggy. I need new ones but now I don't know what to get. HELP!

No offense meant but....we hate you!









:roflmao:

*choke-sputter-choke* I will get you for that, my dear. :mad:

:evil:

Yes.


Wait...


I mean...

I can picture you in those. It's better than the mental vision of you in fishnet nylons. :lol:

No offense meant but....we hate you!









:roflmao:

(I still have 65lbs to go) but I still need new jeans :whine:

Huzzzah! :fingersnap:

:jet: :lol: :lmao: :roflmao: :killingme

I so :love: you. And :burning: you at the same time. :lol:

(I still have 65lbs to go) but I still need new jeans :whine:

I take it back! Major kudos & a high 5! :high5:

Do what I did -- buy a couple of pairs that fit you now & one pair a size smaller than those! I called them my "motivation" jeans -- tried 'em on once a week until they fit me! Repeat as needed/desired!

Huzzzah! :fingersnap:

:jazzhands:

:jet: :lol: :lmao: :roflmao: :killingme

I so :love: you. And :burning: you at the same time. :lol:

I think I am going to write to all the screenwriters and others who portray gay men and say I want the whole gay stereotype thing changed to that. Its sooo Errol Flynn meets La Cage Aux Folles. :yay:

:jazzhands:

You spank your own butt, don't you?

I think I am going to write to all the screenwriters and others who portray gay men and say I want the whole gay stereotype thing changed to that. Its sooo Errol Flynn meets La Cage Aux Folles. :yay:

And what part do you play? Hmmm...? :lol:

You spank your own butt, don't you?

I thought everyone did.

:ridingtheinvisiblehorsearoundtheroom:

:jazzhands:

You spank your own butt, don't you?

Believe me, those aren't MY hands spanking it. :twitch:

Has anyone seen the jeans commercial with Mike Rowe? I thought it would be on youtube, but it's not.

And what part do you play? Hmmm...? :lol:

The one with the sword, obviously. :jet:

And what part do you play? Hmmm...? :lol:

I'm personally picturing a role from "Rocky Horror Picture Show." :killingme

I thought everyone did.

:ridingtheinvisiblehorsearoundtheroom:

:yikes: A horsey person in the thread!

The one with the sword, obviously. :jet:

I'm personally picturing a role from "Rocky Horror Picture Show." :killingme

GLEE. Next week! :roflmao:

The one with the sword, obviously. :jet:

Like those little plastic ones they serve hors d'oeuvres on? Perfect. :yay:

:yikes: A horsey person in the thread!

:myprettypony: :neigh: :snort: :twitch:

Like those little plastic ones they serve hors d'oeuvres on? Perfect. :yay:

Sporks! :lol:

Like those little plastic ones they serve hors d'oeuvres on? Perfect. :yay:

:lmao:

Sporks! :lol:

Foons! :duel:

Huzzzah! :fingersnap:

I thought everyone did.

:ridingtheinvisiblehorsearoundtheroom:

An oldie but goody ...:killingme

Sporks! :lol:

I always wondered where the knife came in with this.:confused: You gotta have a knife.

From ad at top of page for this thread...

Not Your Daughters Jeans - Shoes, Bags, Watches - Zappos.com (http://www.zappos.com/not-your-daughters-jeans?gclid=CKyb9vz24qQCFQo65Qodekw-Mg)

So, I guess if they're "not your daughter's jeans", that would make them Mom jeans, right?

(unless of course, they're Dad jeans...which would be a whole new thread entirely!)

(unless of course, they're Dad jeans...which would be a whole new thread entirely!)

They work for Obama. :shrug:

Do I spy a crease in those jeans? :oldmanthrowinglikeagirlygirl:

Do I spy a crease in those jeans? :oldmanthrowinglikeagirlygirl:

he does throw like a girl :killingme

he does throw like a girl :killingme

:yeahthat:

:roflmao:

No offense meant but....we hate you!









:roflmao:

YEAH THAT

These are the jeans I'm wearing right now, except they're medium stone washed blue denim.

Bill Blass Women's 5-pocket Denim Jeans | Overstock.com (http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Bill-Blass-Womens-5-pocket-Denim-Jeans/4791201/product.html)

Are those Mom jeans?

:faint: I can support your choices in footwear but I can't support this.

:faint: I can support your choices in footwear but I can't support this.

Why? They're just plain old jeans, like Levis or Lees.

Maybe this would be easier: what jeans *aren't* Mom jeans? Like, what should I be wearing instead? Keep in mind that I'm almost 47 years old and prefer to dress for that age bracket - no juniors styles, please. :lol:

Why? They're just plain old jeans, like Levis or Lees.

Maybe this would be easier: what jeans *aren't* Mom jeans? Like, what should I be wearing instead? Keep in mind that I'm almost 47 years old and prefer to dress for that age bracket - no juniors styles, please. :lol:

Maybe they would prefer we wear these? :shrug: :lol:

Maybe they would prefer we wear these? :shrug: :lol:

:hot::killingme

Why? They're just plain old jeans, like Levis or Lees.

Maybe this would be easier: what jeans *aren't* Mom jeans? Like, what should I be wearing instead? Keep in mind that I'm almost 47 years old and prefer to dress for that age bracket - no juniors styles, please. :lol:

I don't wear juniors styles either. After 30 it's a little silly. For women into their 40s and over I think NY & Company has really good jeans. My "work mom" wears ones similar to these and she's well into her 50s and I think they look really nice and modern without being too young.

New York & Company - Denim - Curvy Bootcut Jeans, York Wash - Average (http://www.nyandcompany.com/nyco/browse/productDetailWithPicker.jsp?productId=prod2340045&categoryId=cat2360002&productId=prod2340045&categoryId=cat2360002&addFacet=1002%3Acat2360002)

Why? They're just plain old jeans, like Levis or Lees.

Maybe this would be easier: what jeans *aren't* Mom jeans? Like, what should I be wearing instead? Keep in mind that I'm almost 47 years old and prefer to dress for that age bracket - no juniors styles, please. :lol:
Dark blue wash, waist at least 2 inches below natural waist, straight leg or boot cut, NO TAPERED LEG. (According to Stacy and Clinton on What Not To Wear)

Maybe they would prefer we wear these? :shrug: :lol:

You go first :lmao:

You go first :lmao:

I think you should be the trend setter! :lol:

Dark blue wash, waist at least 2 inches below natural waist, straight leg or boot cut, NO TAPERED LEG. (According to Stacy and Clinton on What Not To Wear)

:yeahthat: :love:

I think you should be the trend setter! :lol:

I used to love wearing farmer jeans...so many pockets, didn't have to wear a bra, loose fitting.
That was 50 pounds and 25 years ago. Don't think they'd look so hot on me now :bawl:

I think my jean preference is tipping towards the "mom jeans". I am so sick of buying jeans that I am always hiking up so my butt crack isn't getting a breeze, or having to worry about my underwear hanging out. And maybe it is just me but I think old broads wearing jeans that only young girls should wear is tacky and horrid. There is nothing worse than seeing a 45 year old woman in an Aeropostal shirt and low riders. I don't care what shape she is in, it just looks silly.

I don't wear juniors styles either. After 30 it's a little silly. For women into their 40s and over I think NY & Company has really good jeans. My "work mom" wears ones similar to these and she's well into her 50s and I think they look really nice and modern without being too young.

New York & Company - Denim - Curvy Bootcut Jeans, York Wash - Average (http://www.nyandcompany.com/nyco/browse/productDetailWithPicker.jsp?productId=prod2340045&categoryId=cat2360002&productId=prod2340045&categoryId=cat2360002&addFacet=1002%3Acat2360002)


See, those would work IF they would raise the waist an inch or two. I am so over low rise. :drama:

See, those would work IF they would raise the waist an inch or two. I am so over low rise. :drama:

Those aren't super low. VS makes lots of low rise panties. I don't wear anything that my butt crack hangs out of. I think that's tacky no matter what you're age. :lol:

I have another friend in her mid 40s that wears DKNY jeans exclusively. They look really nice on her. She's short and fairly thin. Too pricey for me while I can still get away with my American Eagles and such.

I have several pairs of NY and co jeans, and don't wear them too often because the rise is pretty hig and I am short waisted so it looks silly on me. I think they are a great alternative to Mom jeans though..stylish but covered and not junior. Their "low rise" is only low in comparison to younger jeans..they go aboutt o my belly button, but on a "normal" waisted person would probably sit a bit below.

Ok I know the picture does them justice in fact when I pulled it up I was eww but I actually own a ton of these jeans and love them.

You have to go try them on...

Actually have other girls ask me where I got my jeans...

Walmart.com: Signature by Levi Strauss & Co. - Women's Low-Rise Bootcut Jeans: Women (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Signature-by-Levi-Strauss-Co.-Women-s-Low-Rise-Bootcut-Jeans/10057103)

Walmart.com: Signature by Levi Strauss & Co. - Women's Mid-Rise Bootcut Jeans: Women (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Signature-by-Levi-Strauss-Co.-Women-s-Mid-Rise-Bootcut-Jeans/6014825)

Walmart.com: Signature by Levi Strauss & Co. - Women's Totally Slimming At-Waist Bootcut Jeans: Women (http://www.walmart.com/ip/Signature-by-Levi-Strauss-Co.-Women-s-Totally-Slimming-At-Waist-Bootcut-Jeans/6014852)

See, those would work IF they would raise the waist an inch or two. I am so over low rise. :drama:
Shop clothes for women, men, maternity, baby, and kids | Gap (http://www.gap.com/browse/product.do?searchCID=25781&vid=1&pid=751749&scid=751749002)

Gap has many styles with a mid-rise, and it's all I'll wear anymore. No booty flashing. :lol:

Dark blue wash, waist at least 2 inches below natural waist, straight leg or boot cut, NO TAPERED LEG. (According to Stacy and Clinton on What Not To Wear)

Just did a check of the jeans I posted earlier that I wear and check check check. Yet you all said those were Mom jeans. :ohwell:

Those aren't super low. VS makes lots of low rise panties. I don't wear anything that my butt crack hangs out of. I think that's tacky no matter what you're age. :lol:

Are you insinuating that I wear granny panties. :eyebrow: I am saving those for the next decade. :biggrin: It's all about milestones. :yay:

Just did a check of the jeans I posted earlier that I wear and check check check. Yet you all said those were Mom jeans. :ohwell:

But they look so cute compared to your fugly shoes... wear 'em proud...:huggy:

Just did a check of the jeans I posted earlier that I wear and check check check. Yet you all said those were Mom jeans. :ohwell:

From the pictures they're high waisted and tappered. :shrug:

Are you insinuating that I wear granny panties. :eyebrow: I am saving those for the next decade. :biggrin: It's all about milestones. :yay:

Not at all. Some bikini style panties are higher waisted. I was just being helpful so your underoos wouldn't stick out the back of your pants. :bawl: :lol:

Too pricey for me while I can still get away with my American Eagles and such.
I used to like AE jeans, but they seem to be the worst offenders for me for the plumber's crack. That, and the vanity sizing, and I took mine to the thrift store. :lol:

I used to like AE jeans, but they seem to be the worst offenders for me for the plumber's crack. That, and the vanity sizing, and I took mine to the thrift store. :lol:

Some of us aren't so fortunate in the height department and don't have that problem. :lol: I can touch my toes and there's no crack to be seen.

Not at all. Some bikini style panties are higher waisted. I was just being helpful so your underoos wouldn't stick out the back of your pants. :bawl: :lol:

I think I just need less ass. :ohwell: But even if I had no butt I'd still not wear low rise anymore. Viva La' Mom Jeans! :yahoo: :lol:

Some of us aren't so fortunate in the height department and don't have that problem. :lol: I can touch my toes and there's no crack to be seen.
It's not my height, it's my butt. :lol: It used to not really be an issue but in the last year or so I've definitely grown out of low rise. Figuratively and literally. :lmao:

I used to like AE jeans, but they seem to be the worst offenders for me for the plumber's crack. That, and the vanity sizing, and I took mine to the thrift store. :lol:I love vanity sizing. It's the only way that I can wear a size 2. :lol:

I love vanity sizing. It's the only way that I can wear a size 2. :lol:
I fudged that up. It's not vanity sizing, it's the reverse. I wear a size 6, so I shouldn't have to try to squeeze into a pair of size 10 jeans. Don't get me wrong, if I wore a size 10 I'd own it and wear the hell out of them. But I don't, so it's confusing when I'm shopping. :lol:

I fudged that up. It's not vanity sizing, it's the reverse. I wear a size 6, so I shouldn't have to try to squeeze into a pair of size 10 jeans.

You sound like my wife this past weekend. Oh and FYI, those little Cambodian kids can't read a tape measure well enough to tell the difference between a 32 inseam and a 30 inseam on men's jeans.

Just did a check of the jeans I posted earlier that I wear and check check check. Yet you all said those were Mom jeans. :ohwell:
if you had posted a picture of you wearing them .... the catalog pic looked like high waist jeans :shrug:

Mom Jeans
Funny Mom Jeans Spoof - Funny Movies (http://www.guzer.com/videos/mom_jeans.php)

This is the blue jeans I wears, and it is not a Mom Jeans:

Petite Sun-Faded Wash Original Boot : Women's Petite Jeans & Denim: LOFT (http://www.anntaylorloft.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=28299&N=1200036&categoryId=222&pCategoryId=3360&Ns=CATEGORY_SEQ_222&Nty=1&No=15&loc=TN&defaultColor=Sun-Faded%20Wash&defaultSizeType=Petite)

I have quite a few blue jeans from Ann Taylor Loft.

I think I just need less ass. :ohwell: But even if I had no butt I'd still not wear low rise anymore. Viva La' Mom Jeans! :yahoo: :lol:


I found the perfect solution for you!!!! Victoria's Secret make a no peek jean, low rise in the front and higher in the back so your butt won't peek out! I was looking through the catalog this weekend and when I saw them I thought of you. :lol: :love:

JUST saw this commercial :lmao:

https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next

I tried them. Hate them. They're hip-hugger type pants and that doesn't work for me.

Are they well made? I heard they fall apart,the metal grommets come off.

I'd say their average made. I haven't really worn them because they are so uncomfortable to me.

JUST saw this commercial :lmao:

https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next

I skimmed post by post thinking... wow, almost to the last page and nobody has mentioned pajama jeans yet... then bam... you mentioned them. I really laughed when I saw the commercial for the 1st time... and thought they have got to look beyond ridiculous in person.

Save your $$. I wish I had.

I skimmed post by post thinking... wow, almost to the last page and nobody has mentioned pajama jeans yet... then bam... you mentioned them. I really laughed when I saw the commercial for the 1st time... and thought they have got to look beyond ridiculous in person.

I really don't consider those jeans. More like denim stretch pants for the "People of Walmart" site :lol:

I have several pairs of NY and co jeans, and don't wear them too often because the rise is pretty hig and I am short waisted so it looks silly on me. I think they are a great alternative to Mom jeans though..stylish but covered and not junior. Their "low rise" is only low in comparison to younger jeans..they go aboutt o my belly button, but on a "normal" waisted person would probably sit a bit below.

:yay: Same here. I'm not into the butt-crack low rise look. If that makes them mom jeans, so be it. :lol: I have a couple of friends who are always trying to dress that way and it looks really ridiculous at their age, even though they are in shape, etc. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should! :lol: