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Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 09:45 AM
Dear Quality Built Homes:

For several months we have been discussing the performance of your appliance: Officer General Electric. As you know he was assigned by your company to be the dishwasher in my kitchen.

A Leonard's Grant Home Owner's Blog: Dishwasher: In One Week The General Dies Live On YouTube (http://lgho.blogspot.com/2011/02/dishwasher-in-one-week-general-dies.html)

:popcorn:

vraiblonde
02-23-2011, 09:51 AM
You probably talked it to death. Look for the washer to go next.

Danzig
02-23-2011, 09:53 AM
Today is day one.

At the close of business on day seven, if General Electric has not been replaced, I am going to take the following actions.

1. I will disconnect the General and drag his worthless dishwasher body to the kitchen door, and push him down the steps and into the garage.

2. I will setup a video camera to document the whole event.

3. I will then film the General's execution and upload it to YouTube for hundreds of thousands of viewers to watch him die.

How will the General be executed?

I'm still thinking about it, but the current plan is I am going to start off by shooting him with an automatic paint ball gun.

Do you have a color preference for the paint balls?

Then I'm going to beat him to death with a baseball bat; aluminum, American made.

When he's dead, I'm going to drag all the pieces of his lifeless dishwasher body into my front yard and leave them there until the HOA comes and gets him.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Consider yourself served!

I doubt you have the balls to do it.:popcorn:

Baja28
02-23-2011, 09:56 AM
You probably talked it to death. Look for the washer to go next.:killingme

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 09:57 AM
I doubt you have the balls to do it.:popcorn:

Want to film it?

How much $$$ are you offering me?

We can just say fawk it and kill the General today.

:popcorn:

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 09:58 AM
You probably talked it to death. Look for the washer to go next.

You made a funny. I liked it.

:killingme

Danzig
02-23-2011, 10:00 AM
Want to film it?

How much $$$ are you offering me?

We can just say fawk it and kill the General today.

:popcorn:

Be a man of your word.

Film it yourself.
And do it for free.
like I said, NO BALLS

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 10:02 AM
Be a man of your word.

Film it yourself.
And do it for free.
like I said, NO BALLS

You guys in here think it over.

Pool your money.

Make me an offer.

If it's enough to buy a good Bosch or something, I'll kill the General sooner and film it for you as promised.

:popcorn:

terbear1225
02-23-2011, 10:08 AM
Dear Quality Built Homes:

For several months we have been discussing the performance of your appliance: Officer General Electric. As you know he was assigned by your company to be the dishwasher in my kitchen.

A Leonard's Grant Home Owner's Blog: Dishwasher: In One Week The General Dies Live On YouTube (http://lgho.blogspot.com/2011/02/dishwasher-in-one-week-general-dies.html)

:popcorn:

you have serious issues. please seek counselling.

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 10:09 AM
you have serious issues. please seek counselling.

You're a little late to the "issues" party.

:popcorn:

itsbob
02-23-2011, 10:12 AM
Dear Quality Built Homes:

For several months we have been discussing the performance of your appliance: Officer General Electric. As you know he was assigned by your company to be the dishwasher in my kitchen.

A Leonard's Grant Home Owner's Blog: Dishwasher: In One Week The General Dies Live On YouTube (http://lgho.blogspot.com/2011/02/dishwasher-in-one-week-general-dies.html)

:popcorn:

Why would they care if you destroy an appliance YOU own?

Liar.

BadGirl
02-23-2011, 10:12 AM
Dear Quality Built Homes:

For several months we have been discussing the performance of your appliance: Officer General Electric. As you know he was assigned by your company to be the dishwasher in my kitchen.

A Leonard's Grant Home Owner's Blog: Dishwasher: In One Week The General Dies Live On YouTube (http://lgho.blogspot.com/2011/02/dishwasher-in-one-week-general-dies.html)

:popcorn:Do you have a job?

I mean, a real paying, honest-to-goodness 'I go to work everyday' kind of job?

CrashTest
02-23-2011, 10:19 AM
Push it off the TJ Bridge. That would draw a crowd.

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 10:33 AM
You probably talked it to death. Look for the washer to go next.

You did bring up a noteworthy point for a change.

I was forced to buy the oven, the stove, and the dishwasher. No way to opt out of them. And I'm not the only resident that thinks they're a piece of chit.

I hate the oven too. It's a dual model, but they don't tell you the bottom unit is not self cleaning.

Guess where the freaking turkey got cooked?

:jameo:

As for the fridge, washer and dryer, I went to Lowes during a 30% off sale, used my military discount, got another 10% off, and I have great products that I saved 40% on and didn't finance them for 30 years.

:popcorn:

vraiblonde
02-23-2011, 11:00 AM
Push it off the TJ Bridge. That would draw a crowd.

And Mig will make it cookies :yay:

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 11:16 AM
And Mig will make it cookies :yay:

You're not going to believe this, but I just got a phone call from QBHI about installing my new dishwasher as soon as possible.

:popcorn:

Merlin99
02-23-2011, 11:22 AM
Why would they care if you destroy an appliance YOU own?

Liar.
A_B - What do you mean you're not going to replace the dish washer, it's clearly defective
QBHI - We can't prove it wasn't working before you threw your temper tantrum
A_B - I'm suing
QBHI - Sorry, you have to go through arbitration first
A_B - Well, then I'm going to sue after that
QBHI - Sorry, you posted about destroying it ahead of time so you'll lose and pay for our lawyer
A_B - But, but, but.... that's not fair
QBHI - Payback's a ##### when your stupid

Baja28
02-23-2011, 11:40 AM
finance them for 30 years.
:popcorn::yikes: I'd jump off the TJ bridge if I had a 30 year mortgage at your age. :coffee:

Where's all that $$ you saved by renting your entire life? :killingme

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 11:44 AM
:yikes: I'd jump off the TJ bridge if I had a 30 year mortgage at your age. :coffee:

Where's all that $$ you saved by renting your entire life? :killingme

Gee, I thought you were the guy who preached "writing off interest," and all the other virtues of homeownership?

No sense paying it off in the first ten years.

I'm going to suck up your tax dollars until then.

:popcorn:

itsbob
02-23-2011, 11:52 AM
Do you have a job?

I mean, a real paying, honest-to-goodness 'I go to work everyday' kind of job?

My estimate is that he's medically retired from the military, and may also collect SSI..

He MAY put 25% or so into supporting him and his wife. I'd guess that maybe she's the one that actually has a job and is left supporting his, what I would assume to be, worthless ass.

Baja28
02-23-2011, 11:54 AM
Gee, I thought you were the guy who preached "writing off interest," and all the other virtues of homeownership?

No sense paying it off in the first ten years.

I'm going to suck up your tax dollars until then.

:popcorn:I preached writing off interest? I enjoyed writing off the interest until it was payed off. Why would I want to write off interest when I don't have to pay it at all now??

Why would I want to make mortgage payments when I should be enjoying my golden years? My old payment goes right in to an interest bearing savings account while yours goes to your lender. Think about that pal.

What tax dollars of mine are you sucking?

You have some screwy logic there pal. :killingme

migtig
02-23-2011, 11:54 AM
And Mig will make it cookies :yay:

:yikes: I'd jump off the TJ bridge if I had a 30 year mortgage at your age. :coffee:

Where's all that $$ you saved by renting your entire life? :killingme

No, I'd make Baja cookies though. :huggy:

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc366/PlagueEleven/Smileys/cookie.gif

Baja28
02-23-2011, 11:56 AM
No, I'd make Baja cookies though. :huggy:

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc366/PlagueEleven/Smileys/cookie.gif:yum:

Merlin99
02-23-2011, 12:03 PM
No, I'd make Baja cookies though. :huggy:

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc366/PlagueEleven/Smileys/cookie.gif
I want a cookie...... Please

migtig
02-23-2011, 12:17 PM
I want a cookie...... Please
sure...
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh225/YamiDarcy/Icons/Smiles/Who_Wants_Cookies__by_caranette.gif

Baja28
02-23-2011, 12:19 PM
I want a cookie...... PleaseBack away from my cookies pal! :mad: :boxing:

Annoying_Boy
02-23-2011, 12:26 PM
Back away from my cookies pal! :mad: :boxing:

Merlin, get a security camera...

:whistle:

Merlin99
02-23-2011, 03:11 PM
sure...
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh225/YamiDarcy/Icons/Smiles/Who_Wants_Cookies__by_caranette.gif
Thank you

Merlin99
02-23-2011, 03:13 PM
Back away from my cookies pal! :mad: :boxing:
Bite me, this ones mine.:duel:






















Now look what you made me do, I had to pull out the lame JPC smilie.

remaxrealtor
02-23-2011, 04:09 PM
You probably talked it to death. Look for the washer to go next.

:buddies:Dear Lord woman.....you SOOOOOOO rock!

vraiblonde
02-23-2011, 05:33 PM
To add to that, you can go to the USPS and ask for a change of address packet. 10% off entire purchase coupon inside, can be applied with any and all other discounts.

:lol:

Lexib_
02-23-2011, 11:27 PM
You're not going to believe this, but I just got a phone call from QBHI about installing my new dishwasher as soon as possible.

:popcorn:

Isn't there a seperate warranty for appliances.. Doesn't the manufacturer warrant cover repair?

Annoying_Boy
02-24-2011, 07:19 AM
Isn't there a seperate warranty for appliances.. Doesn't the manufacturer warrant cover repair?

The manfacturer doesn't cover negligence that damaged the product because a monkey installed it.

The same thing applied to my daughter's bedroom window. While the manufacturer worked on the rest of the home's defective windows, they refused to touch that one because QBHI hit it with a drywall crane and crushed the outside frame.

They were told right off the bat that the dishwasher had damage. As we started using it we found it didn't dry dishes. Now it just does a mass dump on the soap on the closest plate, and doesn't wash it off.

:popcorn:

itsbob
02-24-2011, 02:21 PM
To add to that, you can go to the USPS and ask for a change of address packet.
Where do you suggest we have his mail sent??

Annoying_Boy
02-24-2011, 02:23 PM
Where do you suggest we have his mail sent??

Go ahead.

Commit the crime.

Fritz can't Fritz you if you eff with the U.S Mail.

You'll be dealing with the Feds.

:popcorn:

itsbob
02-24-2011, 02:32 PM
Go ahead.

Commit the crime.

Fritz can't Fritz you if you eff with the U.S Mail.

You'll be dealing with the Feds.

:popcorn:

Did you call the FBI on me already?? :cds::cds:

Annoying_Boy
02-24-2011, 02:33 PM
Did you call the FBI on me already?? :cds::cds:

Postal Inspector.

It's a recession. I'm doing what I can to keep people employed.

Unless they build me a chitty house.

:popcorn:

migtig
02-24-2011, 02:34 PM
Go ahead.

Commit the crime.

Fritz can't Fritz you if you eff with the U.S Mail.

You'll be dealing with the Feds.

:popcorn:

I'm continually amazed by how paranoid you are, by your profound lack of comprehension, your complete inability to perceive humor and sarcasm...that stick up your arse must have penetrated your brain matter. The shame of it is, that I have read pieces of your blog that were shared and you are very eloquent. :ohwell: Do you have a split personality?

Annoying_Boy
02-24-2011, 02:37 PM
I'm continually amazed by how paranoid you are, by your profound lack of comprehension, your complete inability to perceive humor and sarcasm...that stick up your arse must have penetrated your brain matter. The shame of it is, that I have read pieces of your blog that were shared and you are very eloquent. :ohwell: Do you have a split personality?

They're still counting up my online and real life MPD's.

Playing with the meds.

Adjusting the dosages.

Trying new things.

The electrical shocks really suck on Fridays though.

:popcorn:

Lexib_
02-24-2011, 02:52 PM
The manfacturer doesn't cover negligence that damaged the product because a monkey installed it.

The same thing applied to my daughter's bedroom window. While the manufacturer worked on the rest of the home's defective windows, they refused to touch that one because QBHI hit it with a drywall crane and crushed the outside frame.

They were told right off the bat that the dishwasher had damage. As we started using it we found it didn't dry dishes. Now it just does a mass dump on the soap on the closest plate, and doesn't wash it off.

:popcorn:


Yeah.. That would probably piss me off because I hate doing dishes
:jerry:

Gilligan
02-24-2011, 02:58 PM
The electrical shocks really suck on Fridays though.
:

You need to up the volts on the dosage to at least 220. . If you need assistance with that..volunteers would line up around the friggin block, I'm sure.

Annoying_Boy
02-24-2011, 03:06 PM
You need to up the volts on the dosage to at least 220. . If you need assistance with that..volunteers would line up around the friggin block, I'm sure.

You aint chittin.

Some SMECO guy lives in here too.

YQBexVGEikU

I'm sure this hitting my house was a complete accident.

:whistle:

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 09:03 AM
The sun has set on Day 7 and I don't have a new dishwasher yet.

I wonder what's going to happen today?

Any guesses?

:whistle:

migtig
03-02-2011, 09:08 AM
Cheese and Rice...just how many screen names do you have? :bigwhoop:

vraiblonde
03-02-2011, 09:23 AM
The sun has set on Day 7 and I don't have a new dishwasher yet.

This is how they're making you pay for the stink you made.

I have to say, after all you've posted, I'm not really impressed with QBHI's professionalism and judgement. I get people calling to yell at me - well, not all the time, but occasionally. Most of the time it's an SFU that has nothing to do with me, nor can I really fix their problem. But I still talk to them patiently and try to help them any way I can.

Just from what you have posted, if I were QBHI and you complained that your dishwasher was defective, you better believe I'd have had it replaced the next day. If nothing else, than to show good faith for when (not if) this comes up in a civil suit.

You, in my opinion, are not handling the situation as well as you could be. I think you're being overly combative and somewhat unreasonable. But QBHI should be more circumspect than they're apparently being.

So far Judge Vrai is ruling in favor of the Plaintiff. :whack:

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 09:29 AM
This is how they're making you pay for the stink you made.

I have to say, after all you've posted, I'm not really impressed with QBHI's professionalism and judgement. I get people calling to yell at me - well, not all the time, but occasionally. Most of the time it's an SFU that has nothing to do with me, nor can I really fix their problem. But I still talk to them patiently and try to help them any way I can.

Just from what you have posted, if I were QBHI and you complained that your dishwasher was defective, you better believe I'd have had it replaced the next day. If nothing else, than to show good faith for when (not if) this comes up in a civil suit.

You, in my opinion, are not handling the situation as well as you could be. I think you're being overly combative and somewhat unreasonable. But QBHI should be more circumspect than they're apparently being.

So far Judge Vrai is ruling in favor of the Plaintiff. :whack:

Any questions?

A Leonard's Grant Home Owner's Blog: Dishwasher: No Options Price Gouging Going On Here (http://lgho.blogspot.com/2011/02/dishwasher-no-options-price-gouging.html)

:whistle:

vraiblonde
03-02-2011, 09:33 AM
Any questions?

:howdy:

Did they or did they not replace your dishwasher?

Chasey_Lane
03-02-2011, 09:34 AM
:howdy:

Did they or did they not replace your dishwasher?

Not yet... the General is going to be sacrificed today.

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 09:39 AM
:howdy:

Did they or did they not replace your dishwasher?

No, they tried to price gouge me on the replacement.

:popcorn:

vraiblonde
03-02-2011, 09:46 AM
No, they tried to price gouge me on the replacement.

So they offered to replace the dishwasher with an upgraded model, and you agreed to pay the difference. But you did your homework and found they were trying to overcharge you for the replacement, and you declined it. Is that correct?

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 10:15 AM
FWIW- if you run the water in your sink until it is hot and then start your dish washer, your dishwasher will work a LOT better. #1 cause of soap scum, improper drying, still dirty dishes and so on is the water is not hot enough. If that doesn't work, make sure your hot water is hot enough coming out of the tap.

Sorry for the hijack..

Dude, the piece of chit has a "hot start" option.

And you're forgetting that it not only works, but it is damaged cosmetically.

:popcorn:

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 10:17 AM
So they offered to replace the dishwasher with an upgraded model, and you agreed to pay the difference. But you did your homework and found they were trying to overcharge you for the replacement, and you declined it. Is that correct?

In theory you are correct, but you're being quite liberal with the word "overcharge."

And I never knew what the replacement model was until they sent me that letter with a model number, after I ordered the upgrade.

So "overcharge," that's a bit of an understatement.

:popcorn:

vraiblonde
03-02-2011, 10:29 AM
So "overcharge," that's a bit of an understatement.

Well, whatever - I'm just trying to figure out what actually happened.

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 10:34 AM
Well, whatever - I'm just trying to figure out what actually happened.

If you read the link and the document from QBHI you would completely understand.

:smoochy:

retiredweaxman
03-02-2011, 11:54 AM
So, let me see if I understand you Clem or A_B...

You claim your civil rights were taken away for holding a peaceful demonstration on common grounds...and you had no intention of anything turning violent. You even went as far as to say hi to the policeman when he approached you.

Then, a week later, you are going to video tape yourself destroying a dishwasher and posting it on youtube for 100,000 people to see.

I don't know...it sounds to me that you have the potential of turning violent..which means maybe QBHI had reason to call the cops...

After all, by your own admission, you have already bought a new dishwasher..so why not dispose of the old unit in a more "normal" way? Videotaping and posting a violent act may not be in your best interest if you ever do go to court. But...it is your life and your freedoms...

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 12:06 PM
So, let me see if I understand you Clem or A_B...

You claim your civil rights were taken away for holding a peaceful demonstration on common grounds...and you had no intention of anything turning violent. You even went as far as to say hi to the policeman when he approached you.

Then, a week later, you are going to video tape yourself destroying a dishwasher and posting it on youtube for 100,000 people to see.

I don't know...it sounds to me that you have the potential of turning violent..which means maybe QBHI had reason to call the cops...

After all, by your own admission, you have already bought a new dishwasher..so why not dispose of the old unit in a more "normal" way? Videotaping and posting a violent act may not be in your best interest if you ever do go to court. But...it is your life and your freedoms...

I'm disconnecting the General's life-lines now.

:popcorn:

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 12:13 PM
I just pulled the dishwasher out from under the cabinet and there's trash behind it and a huge mess on the floor.

Look at this photo of a drink cup top and straw that's been sitting behind my dishwasher.

:jameo:

Gilligan
03-02-2011, 12:14 PM
I just pulled the dishwasher out from under the cabinet and there's trash behind it and a huge mess on the floor.

Look at this photo of a drink cup top and straw that's been sitting behind my dishwasher.

:

oh the horror...

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 12:23 PM
No matter how hard someone could try, you can't make chit up that equals the stupidity of this builder and it's workers.

:jameo:

hvp05
03-02-2011, 01:32 PM
Worst, I'm not only going to relieve the General, I am going to execute him with the whole world watching on YouTube.You and JPC would be a great team for another reason: you each think the WHOLE WORLD cares what you have to say. :lmao:

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 03:04 PM
General Electric is now dead (full movie to follow soon).

And I haven't felt this good since I was a renter.

:yahoo:

vraiblonde
03-02-2011, 03:06 PM
General Electric is now dead (full movie to follow soon).

You only think that was a good idea. It probably wasn't.

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 03:13 PM
You only think that was a good idea. It probably wasn't.

All I know is, I feel great right now.

It's as if this whole piece of chit house has been lifted off of my chest.

:popcorn:

terbear1225
03-02-2011, 03:16 PM
You only think that was a good idea. It probably wasn't.

no kidding. seriously, if he was my neighbor, I'd report him for littering. and I'm willing to bet there's something in the HOA bylaws too.

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 03:27 PM
no kidding. seriously, if he was my neighbor, I'd report him for littering. and I'm willing to bet there's something in the HOA bylaws too.

I bet you would even call the State Police on me.

:popcorn:

itsbob
03-02-2011, 04:03 PM
I bet you would even call the State Police on me.

:popcorn:

I'd bet he's man enough NOT to call your employer, if you had one.

vraiblonde
03-02-2011, 04:48 PM
Looks like the General was spared the paint ball gun?

Now THAT would have been cool!

itsbob
03-02-2011, 04:50 PM
Anyone have the number to the HOA so we can call and complain, and suggest they fine him daily until he removes the unsightly trash from his yard?

vraiblonde
03-02-2011, 04:59 PM
Anyone have the number to the HOA so we can call and complain, and suggest they fine him daily until he removes the unsightly trash from his yard?

Don't be a nark. HOAs are the devil and anyone who tweaks them is A-OK in my book.

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 05:37 PM
Looks like the General was spared the paint ball gun?

Dude, they wanted $300 for a paint ball gun.

:jameo:

hvp05
03-02-2011, 08:38 PM
HOAs are the devil and anyone who tweaks them is A-OK in my book.They don't kidnap people and force them to join. Clementine put his own siggy on the line; they may have done crappy construction, but his perpetual whining is not making anything better.

Clem_Shady
03-02-2011, 09:14 PM
Anyone have the number to the HOA so we can call and complain, and suggest they fine him daily until he removes the unsightly trash from his yard?

Call Doug.

His number is in the 911 tape post

:popcorn:

itsbob
03-03-2011, 03:24 PM
Going to laugh my ass off, if QBHI shows up with the new/ upgraded dishwasher and asks for old one in return..

I know if I was going to replace a dishwasher at my cost, I'd want the old one in return.

Clem_Shady
03-03-2011, 03:56 PM
Going to laugh my ass off, if QBHI shows up with the new/ upgraded dishwasher and asks for old one in return..

I know if I was going to replace a dishwasher at my cost, I'd want the old one in return.

Deals off, it's not their dishwasher, it's mine; I bought it with the house.

And it's now a "lawn ornament."

:popcorn:


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