Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
P. J. O'Rourke

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke

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Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
P. J. O'Rourke


Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke



Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'Rourke


Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
P. J. O'Rourke


If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
P. J. O'Rourke



The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
P. J. O'Rourke



The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
P. J. O'Rourke


There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O'Rourke