Hey everyone I will be living here fro the next 3 years have a 2yo and a 1yo. Looking to meet some new friends and some new friends for my kids. Someone who can tell me some about fun things to do in the area, ect.. I also do Passion Parties so looking for some fun ladies around here to maybe host a party and get to know. I am in the Putexent River area. So I think that is st. marys county. :howdy:

Hey everyone I will be living here fro the next 3 years have a 2yo and a 1yo. Looking to meet some new friends and some new friends for my kids. Someone who can tell me some about fun things to do in the area, ect.. I also do Passion Parties so looking for some fun ladies around here to maybe host a party and get to know. I am in the Putexent River area. So I think that is st. marys county. :howdy:
You've come to the right place! We are most certainly a bunch of fun ladies who love nothing more than to get our sex tools from strangers with toddlers running amuck...:howdy:

You've come to the right place! We are most certainly a bunch of fun ladies who love nothing more than to get our sex tools from strangers with toddlers running amuck...:howdy:

You are so meam. You should be ashamed of yourself. :nono:

You are so meam. You should be ashamed of yourself. :nono:

No sex tools for you...:mad:

No sex tools for you...:mad:

Stop being a tool and go play with your sex toys.

lol. You two are funny! I am starting to like it here though, it is nothing like virginia beach, va but i like it.

lol. You two are funny! I am starting to like it here though, it is nothing like virginia beach, va but i like it.If you think they are funny now, just wait till you sell them some of your sex toys. :biggrin:

No sex tools for you...:mad:Can I borrow a lubed, edible crowbar? K_Jo got my :gossip: stuck again.

Stop being a tool and go play with your sex toys.No sex tools for you either...:mad:

The only fun thing to do here, (to quote Dave Attel), LEAVE!

Can I borrow a lubed, edible crowbar? K_Jo got my :gossip: stuck again.You want the Grape-ula, grape flavored spatula, again too?

If you think they are funny now, just wait till you sell them some of your sex toys. :biggrin:
You're just playin' her hoping for a free tube of Bacon flavored lube. :rolleyes:

No sex tools for you either...:mad:

She already has her own.

Ahhh so K-Jo must have been your steamed oyster date? :jerry:

Can I borrow a lubed, edible crowbar? K_Jo got my :gossip: stuck again.

You're just playin' her hoping for a free tube of Bacon flavored lube. :rolleyes:No lie, I do have some bacon-flavored chap stick. As much as I love love love bacon, that stuff is just plain nasty. It reminds me of slathering bacon grease all over your mouth. Not a good thing at all.....

It reminds me of slathering bacon grease all over your mouth.

Sounds like a fun date :yay:

You want the Grape-ula, grape flavored spatula, again too?Yes please so I can spank her with it.

oh my - is there a cover charge to watch ? :popcorn:

Yes please so I can spank her with it.

oh my - is there a cover charge to watch ? :popcorn:Yes, you have to participate.

No lie, I do have some bacon-flavored chap stick. As much as I love love love bacon, that stuff is just plain nasty. It reminds me of slathering bacon grease all over your mouth. Not a good thing at all.....

You've been hanging out with Fishn again haven't you? :eyebrow:

She already has her own.

Stay outta my drawers!

Stay outta my drawers!

"How you doin'...:really:"

"How you doin'...:really:"

:roflmao:

lol. You two are funny! I am starting to like it here though, it is nothing like virginia beach, va but i like it.


Do you walk with a limp? :eyebrow:

I bet it's also a BYOC?


bring your own crowbar .......... :killingme

Yes, you have to participate.

Stay outta my drawers!

I learned that from Pete. He has no shame. :shrug:

Do you walk with a limp? :eyebrow:And do you have a boyfriend (who you don't really call your boyfriend) named Juggy? And does your daddy pay for everything, but yet you consider yourself to be independent?

And do you have a boyfriend (who you don't really call your boyfriend) named Juggy? And does your daddy pay for everything, but yet you consider yourself to be independent?

:roflmao: :killingme :roflmao:

Speaking of being independent .... why do they call it The Independence Card when it should be called The Dependence Card? :confused:

And do you have a boyfriend (who you don't really call your boyfriend) named Juggy? And does your daddy pay for everything, but yet you consider yourself to be independent?

Speaking of being independent .... why do they call it The Independence Card when it should be called The Dependence Card? :confused:
You're over thinking things again hunney. :poorbaby:

Saw a sign in a store recently that said that hot food couldn't be purchased with The Independence Card and since then that thought has been stuck in my head and I just HAD to get it out! Needed more room for other stuff ..... (think Kelly Bundy learning, and her brain was full) LOL

You're over thinking things again hunney. :poorbaby:

I just saw this and thought of you :howdy:

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No lie, I do have some bacon-flavored chap stick. As much as I love love love bacon, that stuff is just plain nasty. It reminds me of slathering bacon grease all over your mouth. Not a good thing at all.....

You won't believe what I just saw in the news? You guessed it ... bacon!

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No lie, I do have some bacon-flavored chap stick. As much as I love love love bacon, that stuff is just plain nasty. It reminds me of slathering bacon grease all over your mouth. Not a good thing at all.....

Hey... do you sell the Russian Bean Buzzer? :howdy:

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You've been hanging out with Fishn again haven't you? :eyebrow:

mmmmm..... Bacon....

mmmmm..... Bacon....


:buddies:

Can I borrow a lubed, edible crowbar? K_Jo got my :gossip: stuck again.

Ahhh so K-Jo must have been your steamed oyster date? :jerry:

Oh, my!

Oh, my!

You've gotta watch out for Baja - he'll get ya' into trouble !

You've gotta watch out for Baja - he'll get ya' into trouble !

Thank you for the warning!

Thank you for the warning!

I thought you two were married? :doh:

I thought you two were married? :doh:

We were, but 50% of all marriages fail. :frown:

We were, but 50% of all marriages fail. :frown:



That's good, cause I think we're supposed to go to lunch soon. :jet:

I thought you two were married? :doh:

You only assume that because of their conjugal visits.

That's good, cause I think we're supposed to go to lunch soon. :jet:

OK, but just remember: When he says "Meet me at Hops," he is not referring to the pancake place. :ohwell:

We were, but 50% of all marriages fail. :frown:Hey, my 50% is still on. You're the one out having kids with some other guy! :mad:

Hey, my 50% is still on. You're the one out having kids with some other guy! :mad:

He told me I couldn't get pregnant the first time!