Cops: Wife got in parting shot before killing - BostonHerald.com (http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1326748)

Now, these two know...err...knew how to fight!

With her final words before she was fatally shot, Elaine McCall needled her husband for missing with his first shot yesterday morning inside their Wakefield home, police said.

“ ‘You can’t even shoot,’ ” she said, according to her husband David McCall’s reported statements to police.

The 72-year-old husband was charged with murder after hitting his wife with the second shot from the top of the stairs, police said. His 69-year-old wife’s body crumpled to the floor near the front door, shot in the chest, police said. David McCall walked to the kitchen, called 911, and then tried to shoot himself, according to police, but he missed again, grazing his chest through his sweatshirt.

I'm sorry. This is hilarious. :lmao:

Next he should try pouring piss out of a boot.

Next he should try pouring piss out of a boot.

Wha??

:lol:

He didn't miss (himself), he was making a play for hapless, suicidal bungler sympathy.


EDIT: Or maybe it was a play for 'oh my God, I can't believe what I've done, it must have been in a moment of rage/insanity' sympathy.

Next he should try pouring piss out of a boot.

This statement usually infers that someone doesn't have enough common sense.

This poor bastard was just uncoordinated.
Perhaps a better analogy would be, 'next he should try walking and chewing gum'. Heh?

This statement usually infers that someone doesn't have enough common sense.

This poor bastard was just uncoordinated.
Perhaps a better analogy would be, 'next he should try walking and chewing gum'. Heh?

Huh. Not sure I ever heard that one. However, I hear he did say to the cops:

"Go ahead and laugh now! You're next!" as he tried, again, to shoot himself.

Huh. Not sure I ever heard that one. However, I hear he did say to the cops:

"Go ahead and laugh now! You're next!" as he tried, again, to shoot himself. :duh:

That is the funniest thing I've read all day!

If the wife would have kept her mouth shut and ran, she might have gotten away with her life. You can't fix stupid......well, in this case she won't do anything stupid anymore. :lol:

This statement usually infers that someone doesn't have enough common sense.

Hey, it was the first thing I thought of :shrug:

Cops: Wife got in parting shot before killing - BostonHerald.com (http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1326748)

Now, these two know...err...knew how to fight!



I'm sorry. This is hilarious. :lmao:

Yeah, taunt someone with a gun who has already shot at you. Suicide by hubby, I say.

Hey, it was the first thing I thought of :shrug:
I know.....
You know the guy that corrects your pronunciations while you're talking to him?

I was just being THAT guy for a second.:biggrin:

:lol:

He didn't miss (himself), he was making a play for hapless, suicidal bungler sympathy.


EDIT: Or maybe it was a play for 'oh my God, I can't believe what I've done, it must have been in a moment of rage/insanity' sympathy.

That's been done before in Boston

Don't remember the names but the punch line was

2 Shots, a Twist and a Splash!

Next he should try pouring piss out of a boot.I would suggest a life - which is probably not much longer, I might add - sentence in a wet paper bag. He should be fairly secure. :lol:

This statement usually infers that someone doesn't have enough common sense.


The rest goes "with the instructions on the heel". More like someone so inept they couldn't do something that pretty much does itself.

More like someone so inept they couldn't do something that pretty much does itself.

Oh good - so I did get it right!