(1) Yes

(2) No

(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.

:lmao:

I wonder if Meatloaf tastes like meatloaf, or if he tastes like chicken.

(1) Yes

(2) No

(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.
You've tried to hit on Arkie and she turned you down holding firm for all three, huh...:poorbaby:

I wonder if Meatloaf tastes like meatloaf, or if he tastes like chicken.Fresh local chicken or antibiotic injected chicken?

I wonder if Meatloaf tastes like meatloaf, or if he tastes like chicken.

If he tasted like chicken, he'd be named Frogs Legs.

Oh, and I'm having chicken pot pie for lunch. :yum:

Fresh local chicken or antibiotic injected chicken?Remember that scene from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?

During the scene where they were having meat for dinner, only Tim Curry knew Eddie's (Meatloaf's) body was under the table and they were eating him.

When someone asked "what's for dinner"?

Someone else responded "Meatloaf".

:lol:

If he tasted like chicken, he'd be named Frogs Legs.Did you know that Meatloaf is actually a vegetarian?

I bet he eats that nasty azz tofu meatloaf crap. :ohwell:

You've tried to hit on Arkie and she turned you down holding firm for all three, huh...:poorbaby:

I don't recall that happening, but maybe it was such a traumatic sequence of events that I'm repressing my memory of it.

Oh, and I'm having chicken pot pie for lunch. :yum:

Chicken pot pie? Are you stranded at home or something? I thought chicken pot pie was the kind of thing one keeps in the back of their freezer to provide basic sustenance when they run out of everything else and can't get, or don't have time to get, something good to eat?


Being serious for a minute though (not because I actual am, but because I feel like pretending to be at the moment): Ladies, if a guy came right out near the beginning of your relationship and told you that 2 out of 3 was the best you were ever going to get from him, but that he'd do his best to always make you feel wanted and needed, even if not truly loved - would you appreciate his honesty and, assuming you were otherwise really into him, settle for that? Or, would you hit the door faster than he could point out that the snow was piling up outside?


EDIT: Fixed typo.

(1) Yes

(2) No

(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.

Depends on two out of three what.

Fish per cast? Heck yeah!

Hitting the toilet and not the floor, not so much.

(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.



Paradise By the Dashboard Light ...... :popcorn:


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why were skinny flat chested so popular in the 70's ... well at least she ain't Blond :razz:

Being serious for a minute though (not because I actual am, but because I feel like pretending to be at the moment): Ladies, if a guy came right out near the beginning of your relationship and told you that 2 out of 3 was the best you were ever going to get from him, but that he'd do his best to always make you feel wanted and needed, even if not truly loved - would you appreciate his honesty and, assuming you were otherwise really into him, settle for that? Or, would you hit the door faster than he could point out that the snow was piling up outside?

I'd think he was an immature flake, but I'd still amuse myself with him until I met a real guy. Guys like this, what they really mean is that they CAN love again, but that person isn't you. Which is cool, but why not simply say so instead of playing these silly emo games?

My biggest problem would be the "we can talk all night, but that ain't getting us nowhere." Does that double negative mean it *is* getting us somewhere? Who raised this guy? And why are we talking about it anyway? If he can't think of better things to do all night than talk about the only girl he will ever love (who isn't me, btw)...

Plus I don't think I could ever be serious about a guy named Meatloaf.

Plus I don't think I could ever be serious about a guy named Meatloaf.

Isn't his real name Marvin?

Can you be serious with a guy named Marvin? :biggrin:

Isn't his real name Marvin?

Can you be serious with a guy named Marvin? :biggrin:

If you're going to nickname yourself after food, you should call yourself T-Bone. That's a cool name - "Yo, T-Bone, w'sup?".

Plus I don't think I could ever be serious about a guy named Meatloaf.

Isn't his real name Marvin?

Can you be serious with a guy named Marvin? :biggrin:I always wondered what his real name was. :lol: Better than Mervin I guess.

Depends on two out of three what.




:yeahthat:

I'd much rather be wanted and loved than needed. Been there, done that!

2 out of 3 Branches of Govt?



:MarsAttacks:
"They blew up congress!!!"

If you're going to nickname yourself after food, you should call yourself T-Bone. That's a cool name - "Yo, T-Bone, w'sup?".

George Costanza would agree

George Costanza would agree

Too bad he didn't get it. Koko the talking monkey. :lol:

If you're going to nickname yourself after food, you should call yourself T-Bone. That's a cool name - "Yo, T-Bone, w'sup?".

How 'bout Rueben? A real name yet a real good sammich.

I don't recall that happening, but maybe it was such a traumatic sequence of events that I'm repressing my memory of it.



Chicken pot pie? Are you stranded at home or something? I thought chicken pot pie was the kind of thing one keeps in the back of their freezer to provide basic sustenance when they run out of everything else and can't get, or don't have time to get, something good to eat?


Being serious for a minute though (not because I actual am, but because I feel like pretending to be at the moment): Ladies, if a guy came right out near the beginning of your relationship and told you that 2 out of 3 was the best you were ever going to get from him, but that he'd do his best to always make you feel wanted and needed, even if not truly loved - would you appreciate his honesty and, assuming you were otherwise really into him, settle for that? Or, would you hit the door faster than he could point out that the snow was piling up outside?


EDIT: Fixed typo.

Golden Chicken in Lusby...good stuff, Maynard.

(1) Yes

(2) No

(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.


Yes, I'm old enough (wayy) to remember the words. Is 2 out of 3 good enough? I'll have to cross that bridge if I ever get to it again. :lol:

Yes, I'm old enough (wayy) to remember the words. Is 2 out of 3 good enough? I'll have to cross that bridge if I ever get to it again. :lol:
:yeahthat: But I think I'm getting too old and set in my ways to be crossing bridges. :lol:

(1) Yes

(2) No

(3) If you're old enough to remember the words to that song, you should count yourself lucky that anyone still wants you or needs you or loves you, let alone that someone does 2 of them.

Bored?

If he can't think of better things to do all night than talk about the only girl he will ever love (who isn't me, btw)...

I think the point was that he didn't want to talk about it all night, he wanted to do something else. But, having once tried the 'I swear I will love you 'til the end of time... and now I'm praying for the end of time' approach, and having found that it didn't work out too well for him, he decided to try a more honest approach this time. When he told her they could talk about it all night, he was trying to convince her that that wouldn't make any difference hoping, well, that they wouldn't have to talk about it all night.

Bored?

Just doing some research. :lol:

I wonder if Meatloaf tastes like meatloaf, or if he tastes like chicken.

Probably more like whale blubber.

I think the point was that he didn't want to talk about it all night, he wanted to do something else. But, having once tried the 'I swear I will love you 'til the end of time... and now I'm praying for the end of time' approach, and having found that it didn't work out too well for him, he decided to try a more honest approach this time. When he told her they could talk about it all night, he was trying to convince her that that wouldn't make any difference hoping, well, that they wouldn't have to talk about it all night.

Still sounds like emo bull####. Like she cares about his old girlfriend and why he will never love again :drama: The broken heart sob story is just a cover designed to get her to feel sorry for him, and redouble her efforts to win his love.

Meat's a playah. The "It's snowing outside and I wish you wouldn't kick me out" is her cue to respond, "Well, Mr. Loaf, you should have thought of that before you started mooning about your ex-girlfriend in front of me."