Do you think I would get in trouble for riding down the street with a lance balanced on my handle bars? Just to clarify, a spear, not a forum idiot.

Are you talking about jousting on motorcycles??? This could become the Md. sport in a heartbeat. I'm in.... err maybe....

:cheers:

Do you think I would get in trouble for riding down the street with a lance balanced on my handle bars? Just to clarify, a spear, not a forum idiot.

Doesn't this belong in the stupid forum thread? :lol:

maybe not if you put a red flag on the end of it :shrug:

Do you think I would get in trouble for riding down the street with a lance balanced on my handle bars? Just to clarify, a spear, not a forum idiot.

Hmmmm...is alcohol involved?:coffee:

Are you talking about jousting on motorcycles??? This could become the Md. sport in a heartbeat. I'm in.... err maybe....

:cheers:

We may have some details to work out.

Doesn't this belong in the stupid forum thread? :lol:

Oops, I thought this was stupid enough to qualify anywhere.

Strap it to your back :yay:

If people stare, just point at them like you are gonna shoot them with you finger and wink

:roflmao:

I'm now picturing DR as Road Warrior.

Do you think I would get in trouble for riding down the street with a lance balanced on my handle bars? Just to clarify, a spear, not a forum idiot.

I think it would be funnier to watch you ride down the street with the forum idiot on your handlebars.

:roflmao:
I'm now picturing DR as Road Warrior.Fer realz

Strap it to your back :yay:

If people stare, just point at them like you are gonna shoot them with you finger and wink

This is the response to stupid or careless drivers that I am trying to develop now to replace my old overused one.

This is the response to stupid or careless drivers that I am trying to develop now to replace my old overused one.Hmmm how long would said lance be?

This is the response to stupid or careless drivers that I am trying to develop now to replace my old overused one.

I spit gum at them....it never gets overused :biggrin:

Hmmm how long would said lance be?

Probably have to stick out four feet from the front of the bike.

I spit gum at them....it never gets overused :biggrin:

Plenty of uses for it. One of my favorites it putting it over a keyhole on a car parked in a fire lane or handicapped spot with no sticker.

Plenty of uses for it. One of my favorites it putting it over a keyhole on a car parked in a fire lane or handicapped spot with no sticker.

Was walking through the parking lot of WalMart the other day and this rather overweight woman in her mini-van held up traffic(and our walking towards that hell hole) because she was searching for her handicap mirror placard....I stood in the handicap spot(that she was attempting to pull into) for about 5 minutes discussing this woman with the girl, while all the cars behind her went around....some waved :biggrin:

Saw a nice old BMW in desert camo with a side car and a a heavy machine gun mounted... Much more effective than a spear.

Saw a nice old BMW in desert camo with a side car and a a heavy machine gun mounted... Much more effective than a spear.

agreed....I need to figure out where to get one of those :biggrin:

Saw a nice old BMW in desert camo with a side car and a a heavy machine gun mounted... Much more effective than a spear.

I'm betting that was a Ural

Saw a nice old BMW in desert camo with a side car and a a heavy machine gun mounted... Much more effective than a spear.

I wasn't actually going to impale anything, just thought it would look cool.:killingme

I wasn't actually going to impale anything, just thought it would look cool.:killingme

I still think we need to outfit the bikes with paintball guns.

Saw a nice old BMW in desert camo with a side car and a a heavy machine gun mounted... Much more effective than a spear.



BMW w/MG 34 (http://www.google.com/search?q=bmw+motorcycle+w/mg34&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1524&bih=946)

Are you talking about jousting on motorcycles??? This could become the Md. sport in a heartbeat. I'm in.... err maybe....

:cheers:

Hey I would pay to see that!! :yahoo::duel:

Are you talking about jousting on motorcycles??? This could become the Md. sport in a heartbeat. I'm in.... err maybe....

:cheers:

Would you believe jousting on tricycles with pushbrooms? (In my Maxwell Smart imitation voice)

If you want to go to the extream...
http://iwblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/armored_motorcycle.jpg

Or just add a motorcycle flame thrower (http://www.hotrodsetc.net/motorcycleflamekit.htm)

Lances are so lame. :duh:






































I prefer a crossbow.