Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

Any test worthy of the name should pick it up.

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

It takes about 9 weeks to completely leave the system of a regular smoker.

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

Go get a drug test and tell her to pee on the stick and youll prove it does.

tell your daughter to stay off the drugs because they have already made her stupid.

tell your daughter to stay off the drugs because they have already made her stupid.
:yeahthat: :killingme

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

That's what the test is for :lol:

Sounds like it's going to take longer than 9 weeks for her to pass the test.

Is she fat? From what I understand is the THC molecule attaches itself to fat cells, the fatter the person, the longer it stays in the body.....

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

Ask her if she is stoned or just plain stupid.

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

Sometimes but it always shows up on an IQ test.

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

No it doesn't.
Tell her not to worry about it.



(Now I don't have to worry about her over cooking my fries)

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

Yes Canibus DOES indeed show up on a Urine Test. I think you can get a Test Kit from your pharmacy too. When I was in Nursing, I did a lot of Drug Testing with both Urine & Blood. I never did hear about if a person is fat, that the residual may stay in the system longer...I'll have to look in to that.

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

Thanks for the post-I needed a good laugh for today! :killingme

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.

Proof positive that the apple does not fall far from the tree.

Proof positive that the apple does not fall far from the tree.
:high5:

:roflmao:

It takes about 9 weeks to completely leave the system of a regular smoker.

It does? :confused:

:killingme

It does? :confused:
Exact time for how long marijuana stays in urine depends on a lot of factors:

usage level;
time of using;
amount of fat cells in the body;
potency of marijuana;
diet;
metabolic rate;
activity level.

Detection period concerning marijuana drug testing is in average 14 -50 days depending on toxin’s level, frequency of drug use and amount of fat cells.

Light users/skinny individuals will be clean by the natural way after stop using in average in 10-14 days, moderate users - in about 1 month, and for heavy and overweight users the cleansing process will take 1.5 - 2 months and more.

Exact time for how long marijuana stays in urine depends on a lot of factors:

usage level;
time of using;
amount of fat cells in the body;
potency of marijuana;
diet;
metabolic rate;
activity level.

Detection period concerning marijuana drug testing is in average 14 -50 days depending on toxin’s level, frequency of drug use and amount of fat cells.

Light users/skinny individuals will be clean by the natural way after stop using in average in 10-14 days, moderate users - in about 1 month, and for heavy and overweight users the cleansing process will take 1.5 - 2 months and more.
And being that pot doesn't exactly make you motivated...I am sure that the lard butt stoners keep it in their system for 2+ months.

Does anyone know if marijuana use will show up in a pee test? My daughter insists that it won't.



Of course it does. Its one of the main things they test for. Just about anything you put into your body will show up in pee-tests. The purpose of the kidney is to remove toxins and waste from your blood stream and whatever your kidneys remove from your blood goes directly into your pee-pee.

Pot will also show up in tests of hair or the vapor coming off your eyeballs.

Pot will also show up in tests of hair or the vapor coming off your eyeballs.My eyeballs don't give off vapor you weirdo! :lol:

My eyeballs don't give off vapor you weirdo! :lol:

Try inhaling harder :cool:

My eyeballs don't give off vapor you weirdo! :lol:

:roflmao:

Try inhaling harder :cool:

:killingme :high5:

My eyeballs don't give off vapor you weirdo! :lol:



Sure they do.


You know why you have to blink every so often? It's 'cause your eyeball dries off because the fluid on it evaporates. Turns to vapor. It's very subtle, but there. I wasn't trying to say that you could shoot steam from your eyes like a train whistle.


Not unless you're really pissed off.

And you're a cartoon.






That said, I was kidding about the eye-vapor test. There's some kind of pot eyeball test, but I actually think it analyzes capillaries and stuff... I'm not totally sure how it works, but it's supposedly really accurate.

Sure they do.

That said, I was kidding about the eye-vapor test. There's some kind of pot eyeball test, but I actually think it analyzes capillaries and stuff... I'm not totally sure how it works, but it's supposedly really accurate.I was kiddin too. Just couldn't pass that up. :buddies: :drummer:

if she only smoked once it takes anywhere from 3 days to 2 weeks to pass

if she only smoked once it takes anywhere from 3 days to 2 weeks to pass

If she only smoked it once, she probably wouldn't have asked the question.

I can't believe anyone would not know the answer to this question. Except maybe my grandma, but doesn't even have a computer, much less post on forums.

Unless you are referring to testing done for a reason other than detecting drug use. In which case it would still show up if they wanted to look for it.