Tiger suffered a total meltdown in round one +7. Where are all the Tiger worshipers now? thurley42 feel free to step up!:howdy:

Tiger suffered a total meltdown in round one +7. Where are all the Tiger worhshipers now? Thurley feel free to step up!:howdy:

Big fan. :howdy:

Tiger was so good for so long and made it the norm for us to see one incredible shot after another that the fall is that much greater. :shrug:

That said, how shocking would it be, really, if he shoots 63 tomorrow? :popcorn:

It's sad that the first thing I thought of as I watched this was, "that Homer douchenozzle is going to be running his suck about it.."

What's truly sad though is the time you invest hating on him.....


Larry it would be nice, but I can't see it happening...the combination of his body falling apart and his mental issues are keeping him a mess out there....he'll get it back together eventually....but at this point it would be shocking if he ever gets it back to vintage Tiger...I hope he does though...when he's on there has never been anyone better.

It's sad that the first thing I thought of as I watched this was, "that Homer douchenozzle is going to be running his suck about it.."

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:lmao:

:killingme



Sorry, homer, I don't even know you so, this isn't personal. That just sounded funny as hell!

:lmao:

:killingme



Sorry, homer, I don't even know you so, this isn't personal. That just sounded funny as hell!

It's not "personal" to me either.....it's just a name on a screen, it's just that whenever Tiger has a bad day, you can bet there will be a thread about it...

It's sad that the first thing I thought of as I watched this was, "that Homer douchenozzle is going to be running his suck about it.." What's truly sad though is the time you invest hating on him.....


Larry it would be nice, but I can't see it happening...the combination of his body falling apart and his mental issues are keeping him a mess out there....he'll get it back together eventually....but at this point it would be shocking if he ever gets it back to vintage Tiger...I hope he does though...when he's on there has never been anyone better.

I have no clue what any of you all are talking about but this #### is funny :killingme

I was right last year you were wrong and I am still right!:buttkick:



It's sad that the first thing I thought of as I watched this was, "that Homer douchenozzle is going to be running his suck about it.."

What's truly sad though is the time you invest hating on him.....


Larry it would be nice, but I can't see it happening...the combination of his body falling apart and his mental issues are keeping him a mess out there....he'll get it back together eventually....but at this point it would be shocking if he ever gets it back to vintage Tiger...I hope he does though...when he's on there has never been anyone better.

Tiger could disappear tomorrow and he would still have done more for golf than anyone ever has, except for maybe Arnold and Gary.

I have a running debate with a good friend as to whether Tiger will eventually break Jack's record. I believe he will, but whether he will or not will likely depend on whether he can get and stay healthy.

Tiger could disappear tomorrow and he would still have done more for golf than anyone ever has, except for maybe Arnold and Gary.

I have a running debate with a good friend as to whether Tiger will eventually break Jack's record. I believe he will, but whether he will or not will likely depend on whether he can get and stay healthy.

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!


There was, is and always will have been only one...


JACK.


And no, Eldrick is not gonna break the record.

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!


There was, is and always will have been only one...


JACK.


And no, Eldrick is not gonna break the record.

I'm not dissing Jack. I think I still think he's the best ever. His 18 would still be more impressive than Tiger's 19, in my assessment.

I'm not dissing Jack. I think I still think he's the best ever. His 18 would still be more impressive than Tiger's 19, in my assessment.

Philistine! It is NOT the 18. it is the seconds and thirds and top fives and top tens and 154 consecutive appearances in majors. It is mind blowing how close he was to winning at least double the majors.

Yes, Arnold brought the masses and got them to love the game but, I think Jack made them stay. His battles with Arnold and Lee and Tom and so many others are the stuff of legend, Tiger really being devoid of compelling Sunday tooth and nail affairs.

Tigers appeal is interesting because he brought people who really don't care about golf much at all and, certainly, didn't come to love it, at least not like Palmer. Tiger fans are Tiger fans, not golf fans. Not so Arnie and certainly not so Jack.

And Player, well, he is THE ambassador of the game.

:buddies:

Philistine! It is NOT the 18. it is the seconds and thirds and top fives and top tens and 154 consecutive appearances in majors. It is mind blowing how close he was to winning at least double the majors.

Yes, Arnold brought the masses and got them to love the game but, I think Jack made them stay. His battles with Arnold and Lee and Tom and so many others are the stuff of legend, Tiger really being devoid of compelling Sunday tooth and nail affairs.

Tigers appeal is interesting because he brought people who really don't care about golf much at all and, certainly, didn't come to love it, at least not like Palmer. Tiger fans are Tiger fans, not golf fans. Not so Arnie and certainly not so Jack.

And Player, well, he is THE ambassador of the game.

:buddies:

That's why I say Jack's 18 would be more impressive than Tiger's 19.

And, I think a lot of people that Tiger brought into the game are now golfers. I'm not talking about bringing people in as fans/spectators so much as I'm talking about bringing people - particularly young people - in as players. He gave a whole generation of people the gift of the love of (playing) golf, which is of benefit to them in so many ways.

:buddies:

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And, I think a lot of people that Tiger brought into the game are now golfers. I'm not talking about bringing people in as fans/spectators so much as I'm talking about bringing people - particularly young people - in as players. He gave a whole generation of people the gift of the love of (playing) golf, which is of benefit to them in so many ways.

:buddies:

Yes, agree, 100%. I was talking more about spectators.

That's why I say Jack's 18 would be more impressive than Tiger's 19.

And, I think a lot of people that Tiger brought into the game are now golfers. I'm not talking about bringing people in as fans/spectators so much as I'm talking about bringing people - particularly young people - in as players. He gave a whole generation of people the gift of the love of (playing) golf, which is of benefit to them in so many ways.

:buddies:

:yeahthat:

Arnie and Jack brought alot of like minded individuals to golf....Tiger brought a whole generation around......I think before Tiger, people thought of golf as a game rich old white men played in goofy pants....

Tiger also brought the ratings, which in turn brought the sponsors and money.....you are also starting to see the new generation of golfers who are very competitive and are barely into their 20's....alot of this has to do with Tiger...

You all seem to be missing the fact Arnie Jack Lee Gary were all men of class and manners. Through out his career Tiger has been nothing but a sniveling child that whines and slams his clubs whenever everything is not perfect for him!





:yeahthat:

Arnie and Jack brought alot of like minded individuals to golf....Tiger brought a whole generation around......I think before Tiger, people thought of golf as a game rich old white men played in goofy pants....

Tiger also brought the ratings, which in turn brought the sponsors and money.....you are also starting to see the new generation of golfers who are very competitive and are barely into their 20's....alot of this has to do with Tiger...

I through a fact out there that none of you like and you all shut up LOL:flowers:



You all seem to missing the fact Arnie Jack Lee Gary were all men of class and manners. Through out his career Tiger has been nothing but a sniveling child that whines and slams his clubs whenever everything is not perfect for him!

It's sad that the first thing I thought of as I watched this was, "that Homer douchenozzle is going to be running his suck about it.."

:lmao:

:killingme



Sorry, homer, I don't even know you so, this isn't personal. That just sounded funny as hell!

Same here, nothing against homer, but that "douchebag" and "running his suck" just cracked me up. :killingme :killingme

douchenozzle whatever that is

Same here, nothing against homer, but that "douchebag" and "running his suck" just cracked me up. :killingme :killingme

douchenozzle whatever that is

Oops, Jerseyian slip on my part. Douchebag was a regular part of the Jersey vocabulary, but douchenozzle is something I read for the first time here. :lol:

and he is what I thought



Same here, nothing against homer, but that "douchebag" and "running his suck" just cracked me up. :killingme :killingme

Same here, nothing against homer, but that "douchebag" and "running his suck" just cracked me up.Me too. :lol: I'm not particularly familiar with Homer, but the more he keeps talking the better I understand what a douchenozzle is.

Me too. :lol: I'm not particularly familiar with Homer, but the more he keeps talking the better I understand what a douchenozzle is.

:lol: I logged on this morning thinking "douchenozzle".

:diva: thank you thank you

:lol: I logged on this morning thinking "douchenozzle".

Thinking of Homer could be detrimental to your health, be careful.

Thinking of Homer could be detrimental to your health, be careful. :yay:

I walked by the TV and saw what I thought was Tiger's first shot off the tee today...in the sand trap... :doh:

And the meltdown continues today...on 11 and 12, he looked like any weekend duffer. Sand trap to sand trap to lake (slamming the club into the 1st trap in disgust) for a double bogey..

On 12, hooks left into deep woods, punches it out then hooks his 3rd back into the woods.

Let's not forget the 15ft putt on 8 or 9..hits it 8ft. Even the announcer states it was the worst putt he has ever seen from Tiger.

The man's game is a mess. It has been 2 years almost since his wife "teed" off on him. The majority of Americans can rebound from almost any adversity in 2 years - yet Tiger uses that as his excuse. Let's see any of us try that at work...my wife left me 2 years ago and that is why I am not performing up to par. How long would we be employed???

He is now just an average golfer. Even taking 4 months off to get healthy, back in shape and clear his head didn't work. His heart is not in the game (I said that after the tourney he walked out on after the Masters). Until he gets that back, he will just be another run of the mill golfer.

You can call me douchenozzle or what ever other child name you choose. I will not call you names like a child because I am an adult. The facts are clear. Your chocolate Jesus is on his way home:evil:


It's sad that the first thing I thought of as I watched this was, "that Homer douchenozzle is going to be running his suck about it.."

What's truly sad though is the time you invest hating on him.....


Larry it would be nice, but I can't see it happening...the combination of his body falling apart and his mental issues are keeping him a mess out there....he'll get it back together eventually....but at this point it would be shocking if he ever gets it back to vintage Tiger...I hope he does though...when he's on there has never been anyone better.

I am an adult.

Really?

Everytime that I see the title of this thread it reminds me of the classic
childrens book "Little Black Sambo". The part where the tiger spins around so fast that he melts down into butter.

Yes and I know that because no child could be experiencing the raging $hits that I am right now.
Did you eat something bad?

Wings to go from Hooters they where great yesterday night when I got home 2 and1/2 hours later boom the world exploded. Have not been able to venture more than 20 feet from the download location since


Did you eat something bad?

Wings to go from Hooters they where great yesterday night when I got home 2 and1/2 hours later boom the world exploded. Have not been able to venture more than 20 feet from the download location since

Hope you feel better soon.
Sorry to hear about your Buddy Tiger.

"Sorry to hear about your Buddy Tiger"

I am not LOL now we just need the other chocolate Jesus to crash and burn the same way!!!





Hope you feel better soon.
Sorry to hear about your Buddy Tiger.

"Sorry to hear about your Buddy Tiger"

I am not LOL now we just need the other chocolate Jesus to crash and burn the same way!!!
Be nice, you don't want your monthly check being affected.

Check it out they are already trying to screw with it!!


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Be nice, you don't want your monthly check being affected.

YEP I would of bet money on it thurely42 you slithered away like the name calling child you are just like your boy Tiger did today. Why don"t you stand up and be a man and admit you were wrong last year and still are?


You can call me douchenozzle or what ever other child name you choose. I will not call you names like a child because I am an adult. The facts are clear. Your chocolate Jesus is on his way home:evil:

You can call me douchenozzle or what ever other child name you choose. I will not call you names like a child because I am an adult. The facts are clear. Your chocolate Jesus is on his way home:evil:

You're kidding right? :ohwell:

You're kidding right? :ohwell:
Why did I say something untrue?

Why did I say something untrue?

You missed my point. You claim you wont act like a child with name-calling then go on to use name-calling. Pathetic!

You missed my point. You claim you wont act like a child with name-calling then go on to use name-calling. Pathetic!

calling someone Jesus is insult?

calling someone Jesus is insult?

Are you being obtuse on purpose?

Are you being obtuse on purpose?

I am not being obtuse that is what I called him

Are you being obtuse on purpose?I am not being obtuse that is what I called him:lmao: That's like a whooooooOOOOOOoooooosh within a whooooooOOOOOOoooooosh.

I am not being obtuse that is what I called him

:doh:

:lmao: That's like a whooooooOOOOOOoooooosh within a whooooooOOOOOOoooooosh.

I'm waiting for him to accuse me of being a worshipper of the 'Chocolate Jesus'

I'm waiting for him to accuse me of being a worshipper of the 'Chocolate Jesus'

You have given me no reason to do that and I do not know if you are thurley42 has been demonstrating he is on here for over a year

I'm waiting for him to accuse me of being a worshipper of the 'Chocolate Jesus'

And chocolate is accurate that is what color he is. Now if I had used the N word that would of been a insult. I did not do that

And chocolate is accurate that is what color he is. Now if I had used the N word that would of been a insult. I did not do that

I encourage you to walk up to the next black person you see and greet them with "Hey Chocolate dude". I'll look forward to reading the next issue of Baynet with "Man named Homer medevaced from WalMart after being pummeled nearly to death after calling black man ‘Chocolate’.

I encourage you to walk up to the next black person you see and greet them with "Hey Chocolate dude". I'll look forward to reading the next issue of Baynet with "Man named Homer medevaced from WalMart after being pummeled nearly to death after calling black man ‘Chocolate’.

And what exactly do you consider the difference between calling him black or chocolate? You are stating his race just as I am. same same dude. no slander words used

And what exactly do you consider the difference between calling him black or chocolate? You are stating his race just as I am. same same dude. no slander words used

Have you ever seen a job application (or any other form) with a race selection of 'Chocolate'?

:rolleyes:

If you want to refer to Tiger as 'Chocolate Jesus' and you believe that's not disparaging then :yay: okie dokie smokie.

Have you ever seen a job application (or any other form) with a race selection of 'Chocolate'?

:rolleyes:

If you want to refer to Tiger as 'Chocolate Jesus' and you believe that's not disparaging then :yay: okie dokie smokie.

I have also never seen a job application with a race selection of white. but I have been called that a million times

Have you seen this?
I am Tiger Woods from TWoods and DonaldGlover (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e5cbc/i-am-tiger-woods)

Have you seen this?
I am Tiger Woods from TWoods and DonaldGlover (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e5cbc/i-am-tiger-woods)

Now that is great!

calling someone Jesus is insult?And chocolate is accurate that is what color he is.So when you referred to him as a "chocolate Jesus" you were merely making an accurate, albeit alternative, comment that was not necessarily meant as an insult.


Right. :rolleyes:




P.S.: definition of obtuse (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/obtuse).

So when you referred to him as a "chocolate Jesus" you were merely making an accurate, albeit alternative, comment that was not necessarily meant as an insult.


Right. :rolleyes:




P.S.: definition of obtuse (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/obtuse).

The only insult was intended for those that whorship this baby POS. There now that is a insult!

I have also never seen a job application with a race selection of white. but I have been called that a million times

Well, having a discussion with someone that is completely full of crap is entertaining, but not worth it.

Well, having a discussion with someone that is completely full of crap is entertaining, but not worth it.

So your example when applied to one race is relevent but when applied to another it is not. OK who is being racist now? It goes both ways?

So your example when applied to one race is relevent but when applied to another it is not. OK who is being racist now? It goes both ways?

Using disparaging words against any race or kind is unacceptable and only displays a lack of intelligence, real ideas, and ability to engage in a civil dialogue. You can take the most innocent of words and change the intent to malign someone. That’s what you did.

Using disparaging words against any race or kind is unacceptable and only displays a lack of intelligence, real ideas, and ability to engage in a civil dialogue. You can take the most innocent of words and change the intent to malign someone. That’s what you did.

I happen to love chocolate

I happen to love chocolate

Then you're a Tiger worshipper like the rest of us. :yay:

Then you're a Tiger worshipper like the rest of us. :yay:

No not at all I was just pointing out that my use of that term was not a insult you read that into it. As far as Tiger goes I think he is a overblown Jacka$$ whatever color he is.

No not at all I was just pointing out that my use of that term was not a insult you read that into it. As far as Tiger goes I think he is a overblown Jacka$$ whatever color he is.

Nope, you called Tiger a "Chocolate Jesus" and you love chocolate, therefore you're a Tiger worshipper. Either that or you hate him and you're a racist.

Nope, you called Tiger a "Chocolate Jesus" and you love chocolate, therefore you're a Tiger worshipper. Either that or you hate him and you're a racist.

As much of an effort as he puts into this I think it is C. He is a self loathing closet racist homosexual who can't stand the fact that Tiger really revs his engine! :killingme. That is, in my opinion of course...

Nope, you called Tiger a "Chocolate Jesus" and you love chocolate, therefore you're a Tiger worshipper. Either that or you hate him and you're a racist.

I hate Tony Stewart too because he is the same type of Jacka$$. I base my opinions on the persons actions not their color!

As much of an effort as he puts into this I think it is C. He is a self loathing closet racist homosexual who can't stand the fact that Tiger really revs his engine! :killingme. That is, in my opinion of course...

Wow you had the balls to slither out from under your slimey rock

I hate Tony Stewart too because he is the same type of Jacka$$. I base my opinions on the persons actions not their color!

So what sort of food do you attribute Stewart to?

So what sort of food do you attribute Stewart to?

probably your vanilla Jesus

Wow you had the balls to slither out from under your slimey rock

Now now now douchenozzle... You're already obsessed with Tiger's balls, we don't need you on mine! Sorry you missed me, I went home to Ohio to see friends....I know words like friends might confuse you, but you can google it!

I'm gonna be on travel for the next ten days so you won't have me around to remind you how much your life must suck but don't fret! I'll be back soon buddy!!!!

Now now now douchenozzle... You're already obsessed with Tiger's balls, we don't need you on mine! Sorry you missed me, I went home to Ohio to see friends....I know words like friends might confuse you, but you can google it!

I'm gonna be on travel for the next ten days so you won't have me around to remind you how much your life must suck but don't fret! I'll be back soon buddy!!!!

Wow you called me that again. I would recomd expanding your vocabulary. it will make you more effective. So Ohio is home I guess another one of your demi gods crashed and burned and his school is about follow. Bad last year and half for you.