Husband finishes reading the book "Be the Man of Your House" and says to his wife, "From now on my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. You will bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?."

Wife says "The funeral director would be my first guess..."

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Husband finishes reading the book "Be the Man of Your House" and says to his wife, "From now on my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. You will bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?."

Wife says "The funeral director would be my first guess..."

:lmao:

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Beat me to it! :high5:

I reckon that I'd like to have that treatment 1st, then I'll return the favor the next day/week/month or whenever ....

well, unless it's Gilligan then I'd say - SURE Dear, then what? :smoochy:

I have been told so many times over the years that I looked like Mary Ann.

Gilligan and I have so much fun role-playing .... come on Gilligan, over here ....

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Yours truly, Mary Ann

Husband finishes reading the book "Be the Man of Your House" and says to his wife, "From now on my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. You will bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?."

Wife says "The funeral director would be my first guess..."

:lmao: