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migtig
11-03-2011, 06:57 AM
I hope everybody gets the opportunity to participate!

National Men Make Dinner Day (http://www.menmakedinnerday.com/home/index.php)

Official Rules

Rule #1: National men make dinner day is always celebrated on the first Thursday of each November.

Rule #2: Man agrees to participate in national men make dinner day. Bonus points if he does so without seeking promise of night out with boys in return.

Rule #3: Man, completely un-aided, chooses a 'published' recipe from any source, or Internet. Getting the recipe from 'her' cookbooks is allowed, but man gets bonus points if the recipe isn't already somewhere in the house.

Rule #4: Main meal must include minimum of 4 ingredients and require at least one cooking utensil other than a fork

Rule #5: Man goes shopping for 'all' necessary ingredients. Bonus points if he takes inventory of cupboards and fridge first, before shopping trip. So you don't end up with two 64 ounce jars of pickled pimentos.

Rule #6: Man organizes all necessary ingredients in order of importance on kitchen counter. At this point, he may need to make a phone call or shout out the word 'honey'! Followed by a question. This is not allowed.

Rule #7: Man may, if desired, turn on radio or his favourite CD. Man agrees not to be within 30 feet of TV remote during cooking process. At this point, spouse and any other family members should not be anywhere near kitchen. (unless smoke detector goes off!)

Rule #8: Following recipe carefully, man starts to cook dinner! Apron is optional, (bonus points if recipe includes one of the following : capers, saffron, or the word 'scallopini').

Rule #9: Man must use the 'clean as he goes along' rule! Following each completed use of utensils, cookware, half-used jars of anything, spice bottles, etc., everything is rinsed, cleaned and put away

Rule #10: Man sets table, candles are lit, beverages are poured, no ketchup bottles, sour cream containers, or big boxes of salt on table.

Rule #11: Spouse and/or family members are served! This is an opportune time for a photo. Man is 'allowed' to gloat no more than three times during the meal. Family is encouraged to congratulate man on job well done. Family dog is not allowed to be secretly fed man's cooking.

Rule #12: After meal, table is cleared by man, dishwasher is loaded. Man returns to table for stimulating after-dinner conversation. At this point, man is told how much his meal was appreciated. He, in turn, describes the joys and challenges of the experience. He is given a hug, and his TV remote is returned to him.

Baja28
11-03-2011, 07:23 AM
I do this every day. :shrug:

migtig
11-03-2011, 07:26 AM
I do this every day. :shrug:

Then I guess you need to get married. :bubble:

Merlin99
11-03-2011, 07:26 AM
I do this every day. :shrug:
I'm just a better cook than she is.

DEEKAYPEE8569
11-03-2011, 07:34 AM
[QUOTE=migtig;4695042]I hope everybody gets the opportunity to participate!

National Men Make Dinner Day (http://www.menmakedinnerday.com/home/index.php)

There's a "National Day" for this?? In today's world; even with all of us "enlightened men"??
Shoot, Dad or I cook dinner almost all the time anymore.

DEEKAYPEE8569
11-03-2011, 07:35 AM
I'm just a better cook than she is.

MY problem is, I either use TOO MUCH garlic or TOO MUCH spicy. :shrug:

ChattyCat
11-03-2011, 08:28 AM
awesome idea!

belvak
11-03-2011, 08:36 AM
Figures it would fall on "clean out the fridge" day in our house!! All he has to do is pull everything out of the fridge and tell everyone to "nuke" what you want!! :lol:

nomoney
11-03-2011, 08:51 AM
My man does the majority of the cooking/meal planning already. Lots of times he does the running to get the things needed for dinner to. Come to think of it, he usually does all the cleaning up/dishes afterwards to. Hmmm....I really need to quit #####ing about having to take out the trash. :lol:

Dupontster
11-03-2011, 08:53 AM
I do this every day. :shrug:

I do too.....Cept Sat & Sun...:whistle:

aps45819
11-03-2011, 08:56 AM
Rule #7: Man may, if desired, turn on radio or his favourite CD. Man agrees not to be within 30 feet of TV remote during cooking process.


:lol: I've got 4 TVs and 3 computers in a 1200 sq ft house.
You can't get 30 ft away from a TV screen

ItalianScallion
11-03-2011, 07:08 PM
I prepare a 3 course meal every day:

Course 1 - I cook it
Course 2 - I eat it
Course 3 - I wash the dishes :bawl:

GWguy
11-03-2011, 07:41 PM
I made dinner tonight.



I make dinner every night. Unless I go out.



I didn't light candles tho, that would have been creepy.

migtig
11-04-2011, 07:29 AM
I didn't light candles tho, that would have been creepy.

:roflmao:

Neversaykever
11-12-2011, 11:55 PM
I get yelled at every time I cook because i get food in places that seem otherwise impossible


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