I was standing in a bar in DC yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee"?

"No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer you slanty eyed little prick".

I laughed at that.....:killingme












But then again, it doesn't take much to amuse me.....

:lol:

:killingmeI was standing in a bar in DC yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee"?

"No", I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer you slanty eyed little prick".

:killingme nyuk nyuk

Haha. That is a great one that I haven't heard before.