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limblips

11-28-2011, 09:24 PM

"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning."

doubtfull24

11-28-2011, 10:30 PM

No offense but your jokes are really lame.

KingFish

11-29-2011, 06:52 AM

A regular Bob Hope.

limblips

11-29-2011, 07:09 AM

No offense but your jokes are really lame.

No problem. I shall post no more.

Baja28

11-29-2011, 07:16 AM

No problem. I shall post no more.Oh keep em comming! I got a chuckle out of it. doubtfull is prolly fat. :lmao:

Cheeky1

11-29-2011, 07:56 AM

"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning."

:lol:

ftcret

11-29-2011, 09:15 AM

Oh keep em comming! I got a chuckle out of it. doubtfull is prolly fat. :lmao:

:yeahthat::killingme

dontknowwhy

11-29-2011, 12:01 PM

No problem. I shall post no more.

keep em coming...we refuse to let fat folks stifle your right to make us laugh

doubtfull24

11-29-2011, 02:14 PM

Oh keep em comming! I got a chuckle out of it. doubtfull is prolly fat. :lmao:

:nono: :buttkick: I am not fat lol I am a little over weight but I had a baby not long ago...I just think his jokes are lame almost every one I read I think WTH is he talking about...

limblips

11-29-2011, 05:06 PM

:nono: :buttkick: I am not fat lol I am a little over weight but I had a baby not long ago...I just think his jokes are lame almost every one I read I think WTH is he talking about...

That is the problem. If you have to think about it and can't see the humor then just move on. Everyone's funny bone is different, yours might be missing. Since some people do like my "lame" jokes, I will continue to post what I feel might tickle some people some of the time. Please do yourself and me a favor and don't read my future posts.

SoMD_Fun_Guy

11-29-2011, 05:14 PM

"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
"OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?"
"The one I don't like is winning."

:fixed to be politically correct:

I was going to "fix" with "the ugly one is winning" but that's about as PC as "fat" was.

Baja28

11-29-2011, 05:15 PM

:nono: :buttkick: I am not fat lol I am a little over weight but I had a baby not long ago...I just think his jokes are lame almost every one I read I think WTH is he talking about...So you get the coveted :whoosh: because his one liners are over your head. Don't blame him! :lol:

A lil meat on the bones is a good thing! :love:

maryland

11-30-2011, 12:19 PM

I liked the joke. Jokes are just for fun don't be so serious.