One saturday afternoon a husband was lounging on his deck with an ice cold beer while his wife was busy mowing the lawn.

Suddenly, the woman living next door runs over screaming at him "I can't take it anymore. For months and months I've seen you sit around on your lazy ass and drinking your beer while your wife does all the work. She's the only one mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, planting the flowers, staining the deck, washing the cars, sealing the driveway, raking the leaves, cleaning the gutters, shoveling the snow, taking out the trash, everything! And you just sit around. Just what kind of man and husband do you think you are? You should be hung!!!!"

The husband sits up and looks his neighbor in the eyes and replies "Well, I AM hung! That's why my wife does all the work."

It ain't worth all that

It ain't worth all that

You got that right!!!!!!!!!

The past tense of hang when describing the act of hanging someone is *hanged*, as in, 'the posse hanged that no good cattle rustler'.

It ain't worth all that

ha ha! another 'does the size matter to you' thread....:lol:

The past tense of hang when describing the act of hanging someone is *hanged*, as in, 'the posse hanged that no good cattle rustler'.

Yeah, I know.
But it's a joke thread and the punch line just isn't the same if the husband said "Well, I AM hanged!" :killingme

Not my joke - it was sent to me. I'm just playing by kindergarten rules and sharing with the rest of you.

Yeah, I know.
But it's a joke thread and the punch line just isn't the same if the husband said "Well, I AM hanged!" :killingme

Not my joke - it was sent to me. I'm just playing by kindergarten rules and sharing with the rest of you.

Hey, even the explanation, in this case, is humurous :lol: :buddies:

I got an infraction for my comment to this thread... a joke, inside a joke a thread... People seriously need to either get a sense of humor, fattin up so they have some thicker skin, or get the hell off the forums... that is all :yay:

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