at the mall with my wife all afternoon. When she realized I had disappeared she called me on my cell and yelled "Where in the hell are you?"

I replied, "Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"

She said, "Yes I remember that!!!"

I said, "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."

:killingme

ok , it was funny .....

ok , it was funny .....

Are you being truthful or is it just your Christmas spirit showing? :buddies:

It was funny :)

Are you being truthful or is it just your Christmas spirit showing? :buddies:

here's your sign :stupid: