I have been pondering my retirement and have thought about what to do when I finally pack it in. Many things came to mind but I think I really want to explore my interest in Chemistry, particularly chemical changes in matter. I have decided to devote my retired life to changing beer, scotch, and bourbon into urine.

I know several experts in that field.

I've been majoring in that study for quite some time........still cant figure it out..so.........just keep studying.:buddies:

...what about posting witty jokes in the forum? :shrug:

...what about posting witty jokes in the forum? :shrug:

Hanging head in shame. Chastised by someone in the forums, and right before Christmas......... Cheeky, can I PM you my posts for approval before I post them? Your keen sense of what is funny to everyone will certainly be helpful. Thanks for making my goal today.

I have been pondering my retirement and have thought about what to do when I finally pack it in. Many things came to mind but I think I really want to explore my interest in Chemistry, particularly chemical changes in matter. I have decided to devote my retired life to changing beer, scotch, and bourbon into urine.

On slow days, you could drink Miller Lite thereby saving your system any effort whatsoever.

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Hanging head in shame. Chastised by someone in the forums, and right before Christmas......... Cheeky, can I PM you my posts for approval before I post them? Your keen sense of what is funny to everyone will certainly be helpful. Thanks for making my goal today.

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...but, ok, sure PM me the jokes. I tend to enjoy reading and laughing at most of them. It seems you have a knack for it.