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vraiblonde
12-20-2011, 12:33 PM
Well, *my* dog anyway.
He doesn't get tired and pitch a fit.
He doesn't whine for snacks.
He doesn't crayon on the walls.
He doesn't make messes.
He doesn't crap his pants.
He doesn't roll his eyes at me.
He likes it when I sing and dance around the house, and will dance with me.
He doesn't hog the TV with a bunch of cartoons.
He rides quietly in the car and never once asks if we're there yet.
When I tell him to stop doing something, he actually stops doing it.
He has no interest in cellphones and video game consoles.
He never asks me for money.
No, I haven't become some dog nutty convert but I must admit that my dog is fairly perfect. :biggrin:
StadEMS3
12-20-2011, 12:55 PM
Well, *my* dog anyway.
He doesn't get tired and pitch a fit.
He doesn't whine for snacks.
He doesn't crayon on the walls.
He doesn't make messes.
He doesn't crap his pants.
He doesn't roll his eyes at me.
He likes it when I sing and dance around the house, and will dance with me.
He doesn't hog the TV with a bunch of cartoons.
He rides quietly in the car and never once asks if we're there yet.
When I tell him to stop doing something, he actually stops doing it.
He has no interest in cellphones and video game consoles.
He never asks me for money.
No, I haven't become some dog nutty convert but I must admit that my dog is fairly perfect. :biggrin:
My dog is perfect too!
It's even worse when you have 13 & 18yr old step-kids!
He doesn't whine for snacks.
Seriously :liar:
:lmao:
vraiblonde
12-20-2011, 12:58 PM
When I call for him, he actually comes to me instead of yelling back, "What?"
vraiblonde
12-20-2011, 12:59 PM
Seriously :liar:
:lmao:
:lmao: Well, okay. But only if other people are eating snacks in front of him.
:lmao: Well, okay. But only if other people are eating snacks in front of him.
:Flipper:
Roman
12-20-2011, 04:31 PM
You forgot to add, "The only Chit you get from him is brown"!! :killingme
mv_princess
12-20-2011, 04:35 PM
Oh it's all fun now, till he figures out if he stares long enough you will get up and get him snacks.
He will stay laying in the middle of floor for you to find and trip over in the middle night. Have horrible gas and then look at you like you are the bad guy.
Wonder why you wont bring the dog dish closer so he can just eat from where he is laying down at....
Which I will now wish on you since my dog seems to have these horrible traits, and yours is almost perfect. :lol:
acommondisaster
12-20-2011, 07:28 PM
Dogs. You gotta love 'em.
ginwoman
12-20-2011, 07:34 PM
My 3 dogs are perfect too.
frequentflier
12-21-2011, 09:44 AM
Well, *my* dog anyway.
He doesn't get tired and pitch a fit.
He doesn't whine for snacks.
He doesn't crayon on the walls.
He doesn't make messes.
He doesn't crap his pants.
He doesn't roll his eyes at me.
He likes it when I sing and dance around the house, and will dance with me.
He doesn't hog the TV with a bunch of cartoons.
He rides quietly in the car and never once asks if we're there yet.
When I tell him to stop doing something, he actually stops doing it.
He has no interest in cellphones and video game consoles.
He never asks me for money.
No, I haven't become some dog nutty convert but I must admit that my dog is fairly perfect. :biggrin:
Best of all- he is always happy to see you and will shower you with wet kisses!
no babysitter required!! Kennel and go!!
vraiblonde
12-21-2011, 11:31 AM
wet kisses!
My kids drooled more than the dog does. :lol:
My kids drooled more than the dog does. :lol:
would you like to have the bloodhounds for 5 mins? :drool:.... shake... duck.... look to find where it landed!! :jet:
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