A country boy is thinking about going to college so he takes a trip to the campus.

The professor tells him he needs to take a class in Logic. The country boy asks, "what is that there logic?"

The professor says, "Well I can tell you the definition but I think an example might help you more."

The professor asks the country boy, "Do you have a weedeater?" The country boy replies, "Well, yeah I do."

The prof says, "We can apply logic here and determine that if you have a weedeater you probably also have a yard?"

The country boy laughs and says, "That's right, I do have a yard."

The prof then says "Well, we can further apply logic here and assume that if you have a yard you must have a house."

The country boy marvels and says, "Heck yeah, I got a house."

The prof then states, "Well using logic I can predict that, since most homeowners your age are married, that you have a spouse."

The country boy is really impressed then and says,"Man this logic is sumpin' else, yeah I do have a spouse."

The professor says,"applying more logic here I can accurately project, that since same-sex marriage is illegal in this state, your spouse is a woman and that makes you heterosexual, or a man who likes women."

Absolutely amazed at the professor's ability to determine so much about him using only logic he determines to try it out on his friends when he gets back home.

Encountering an old friend outside the cow sale on Saturday he tells him about his going back to college and that he is taking a class in Logic.

The friend then asks, "What's that there logic?"
The country boy says, "Well I don't know the definition for sure, but I can give you an example."

The country boy, excited to apply the learned logic asks his friend, "Do you have a weedeater?"

His friend replies "Well, no I don't have a weedeater."

The country boy says, "What ARE you, a Queer?!!"

:buddies:

:killingme