01-26-2012, 02:19 PM
Shortly after going to bed, a husband starts kissing the back of his wife's neck and begins caressing her breasts. She pulls away, stopping him and says "Sorry Honey I can't tonight. I've got a doctor's appointment in the morning." He says "So? What's that got to do with us having sex?" The wife replies "Well, it's an OB/GYN appointment and I want to be fresh." The husband says "C'mon, I'm so horny and you look so hot in your little nightie. Just a quickie please? You'll shower in the morning anyway." The wife won't fall for it and denies his advances yet again saying "I told you - No Sex tonight! I want to be fresh down there for my OB/GYN appointment." Dejected, the husband rolls over to try and fall asleep. After about a minute, the husband rolls back over to face his wife and asks "Hey, do you have a Dentist appointment tomorrow?"