Adulterous couple dramatically stuck together during intercourse | SHINBOW.COM (http://www.shinbow.com/2012/01/04/adulterous-couple-dramatically-stuck-together-during-intercourse/)

A 44-year-old Harare man was dramatically fixed to a 38-year-old married woman during sexual intercourse.

The couple are rigidly attached together through their private parts and the woman’s husband is said to be holding the secret of this episode that has stunned local police and the neighborhood of Zimre Park Ruwa, Harare where they both stay in their respective houses. At the time of going to Press, the couple had been stuck for 48 hours. Commentators said medical science cannot intervene as it would mean cutting off the man’s penis and could endanger the lives of both of them.

this does happen more often than you think...my grandma still likes to tell a similar story from Arkansas gossip from about 40 years ago :killingme

What they need to do is give her some muscle relaxers :coffee: No need to cut it off.

this does happen more often than you think...my grandma still likes to tell a similar story from Arkansas gossip from about 40 years ago :killingme

What they need to do is give her some muscle relaxers :coffee: No need to cut it off.Mmmm Hmmm.....

It doesn't say that the only things involved are their privates. If they are 'locked' together, I'm thinking there are some 'devices' involved.

I mean, these aren't dogs that get locked together and require a garden hose.....

Mmmm Hmmm.....

haha I've seen that a few times..and STILL read it wrong. Freud would have something to say about that:whistle:


But though he may be feeling like a "big man" thats sooo not why they are stuck :killingme

It doesn't say that the only things involved are their privates. If they are 'locked' together, I'm thinking there are some 'devices' involved.

I mean, these aren't dogs that get locked together and require a garden hose.....

devices??

:coffee:

It doesn't say that the only things involved are their privates. If they are 'locked' together, I'm thinking there are some 'devices' involved.

I mean, these aren't dogs that get locked together and require a garden hose.....

nope. that's all you need to get locked together. I feel like I should not explain it on a forum..:killingme but I will try to vaguely convey. It happens with adulterous people most often because it happens when they are "stumbled upon" and the woman..umm..tenses up. this has the effect on the male similar to a toy that is commonly used on men to make them last longer.. o and umm..this creates a lock of sorts that is more difficult to break than you may think.

I think the women’s husband knew what she was up to and switched her lube with gorilla glue.

nope. that's all you need to get locked together. I feel like I should not explain it on a forum..:killingme but I will try to vaguely convey. It happens with adulterous people most often because it happens when they are "stumbled upon" and the woman..umm..tenses up. this has the effect on the male similar to a toy that is commonly used on men to make them last longer.. o and umm..this creates a lock of sorts that is more difficult to break than you may think.Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Damn she's tight!" :jet:

nope. that's all you need to get locked together. I feel like I should not explain it on a forum..:killingme but I will try to vaguely convey. It happens with adulterous people most often because it happens when they are "stumbled upon" and the woman..umm..tenses up. this has the effect on the male similar to a toy that is commonly used on men to make them last longer.. o and umm..this creates a lock of sorts that is more difficult to break than you may think.
LT, not saying you're adulterous, but it sounds like you've got um, er, a personal understanding of this type of condition. :whistle: However, given your description, I suppose it could happen to any couple that gets startled while in the act. Teenagers having fun and parents come home early, young kids sneak in on Mom and Dad, etc.

I think the women’s husband knew what she was up to and switched her lube with gorilla glue.
:yikes:

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Damn she's tight!" :jet:
:killingme :roflmao:

LT, not saying you're adulterous, but it sounds like you've got um, er, a personal understanding of this type of condition. :whistle: However, given your description, I suppose it could happen to any couple that gets startled while in the act. Teenagers having fun and parents come home early, young kids sneak in on Mom and Dad, etc.


:yikes:


:killingme :roflmao:



:killingme no, and it is still fairly rare. But, it did happen to someone my grandma knows and it's her favorite story to tell. SO I had to do a little research and after talking to one of the er physicians at the hospital I found out it does indeed happen. I thought grandma was pulling my leg :killingme

devices??

:coffee:

Don't hate him because he is a man of the world.
He knows some things.

Don't hate him because he is a man of the world.
He knows some things.

*sigh* I feel like so much in life has just passed me by for some reason.....

*sigh* I feel like so much in life has just passed me by for some reason.....

Well, what do you expect when you're stuck on an island for that many years... :killingme

I think the women’s husband knew what she was up to and switched her lube with gorilla glue.

:lol:

I wonder what position they were in...

I wonder what position they were in...

Yeah, I was wonderin also. It just seems that some positions wouldn't "lock up" as easily as ones that were more um, "intertwined".

The article said that they had been stuck for 48 hours so far. It seems that both of them would have had to relieve themselves during that time. :twitch: Imagine having that to clean up. :shocked: :barf:

Yeah, I was wonderin also. It just seems that some positions wouldn't "lock up" as easily as ones that were more um, "intertwined".

The article said that they had been stuck for 48 hours so far. It seems that both of them would have had to relieve themselves during that time. :twitch: Imagine having that to clean up. :shocked: :barf:

Its a good thing she wasnt giving him a bj

Its a good thing she wasnt giving him a bj

Maybe she got lockjaw? :killingme

Check it out (http://www.google.com/#hl=en&cp=7&gs_id=14&xhr=t&q=vaginismus+symptoms&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&site=&source=hp&pbx=1&oq=vaginis&aq=0&aqi=g1&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=782384432d316272&biw=1680&bih=889). A popular urban myth back in the day.

So, I wonder if these two are still stuck together..... :lol: