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02-07-2012, 09:29 PM
Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"
02-07-2012, 10:43 PM
Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.
02-07-2012, 11:42 PM
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
02-08-2012, 06:24 AM
John Kerry walks into a bar
The bartender says "Why the long face?"
02-08-2012, 09:05 AM
A guy is in a diner for breakfast and asks, "Will the pancakes be long?"
Reply: "No, they will be round, as usual."
02-08-2012, 09:33 AM
A Arab, Mexican and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fu#k out"
02-08-2012, 09:59 AM
A mushroom walks in a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind", guy at the bar asks why not? He's a fun guy...
A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
02-08-2012, 04:25 PM
This is one of my favorites ....
Two fish in a tank. They are named one and two. If one dies you have two left. Should two die you have one left
02-10-2012, 10:52 AM
Two fish swimming upstream. They run headlong into a concrete wall. One fish yells :dam!"
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