Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.

Guy comes running home and shouts, "Mabel! Mabel! Pack your bags! I hit the lottery!"

"That's wonderful!" says Mabel, "Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

"Who cares? Just get the eff out!"

Guy comes running home and shouts, "Mabel! Mabel! Pack your bags! I hit the lottery!"

"That's wonderful!" says Mabel, "Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

"Who cares? Just get the eff out!"

:lmao: