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nhboy
03-02-2012, 12:53 PM
"My cat comes to me when she wants to be fed. I have learned this. I accept it for what it is. Many people in my position would think my cat's coming to me because she loves me. Well, she likes me, and she is attached, but she comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women than anything my whole life. But we put voices in their mouths." (R. Limbaugh)
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-02-2012, 01:01 PM
"My cat comes to me when she wants to be fed. I have learned this. I accept it for what it is. Many people in my position would think my cat's coming to me because she loves me. Well, she likes me, and she is attached, but she comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women than anything my whole life. But we put voices in their mouths." (R. Limbaugh)
The cat I had, had ME "trained." If her bowl was empty and I didn't catch it, she would sit in front of it; look at it; then look at me, as if to say, 'You gonna put something in there or what?'
b23hqb
03-02-2012, 01:19 PM
"My cat comes to me when she wants to be fed. I have learned this. I accept it for what it is. Many people in my position would think my cat's coming to me because she loves me. Well, she likes me, and she is attached, but she comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women than anything my whole life. But we put voices in their mouths." (R. Limbaugh)
Cats are worthless. They have no owners - they have staff. Cats sit there, look at you, and just know what a privilege it is for you to take care of them.
Cats are worthless pieces of hairball-hackin', carpet clawin' destroyin', urine-spraying dissemination, fur and hair sheddin' machines that for some reason are considered loveable fur balls.
Go figure.
nhboy - what's your infatuation with Limbaugh?
And what definition do you have on your Ubi bene ibi patria below your avatar? I get numerous definitions for that phrase.
Just asking......
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-02-2012, 02:32 PM
Cats are worthless. They have no owners - they have staff. Cats sit there, look at you, and just know what a privilege it is for you to take care of them.
Cats are worthless pieces of hairball-hackin', carpet clawin' destroyin', urine-spraying dissemination, fur and hair sheddin' machines that for some reason are considered loveable fur balls.
Go figure.
Sounds like a dog lover to me
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