Amish women around here? They seem to like me when I talk to them or buy their baked goods but I give them my phone number and I never hear from them.

Q:
How do you please an amish woman ?

Q: How do you please an amish woman ?
A:
Two mennonite.

Amish women around here? They seem to like me when I talk to them or buy their baked goods but I give them my phone number and I never hear from them.

They don't have phones????

They don't have phones????

The men have 14" penises and they play German Porn all night

The men have 14" penises and they play German Porn all night

Okay, this reminds me of a joke my mother used to tell. Two amish women were working in the fields one day pulling up potatoes. One of the women pulled this unusually large potato out of the ground. She cupped it in one hand and just stared at it. Finally the other woman asked if she was alright, the one holding the potato replied" yes, I'm fine, its just that this potato reminds me of my husbands sack." "Oh my"! exclaimed the other woman, "is it that big"? she asked meekly. No replied the potato holding woman, "its that dirty!!"

Okay, this reminds me of a joke my mother used to tell. Two amish women were working in the fields one day pulling up potatoes. One of the women pulled this unusually large potato out of the ground. She cupped it in one hand and just stared at it. Finally the other woman asked if she was alright, the one holding the potato replied" yes, I'm fine, its just that this potato reminds me of my husbands sack." "Oh my"! exclaimed the other woman, "is it that big"? she asked meekly. No replied the potato holding woman, "its that dirty!!"

Now that's funny! :killingme

They don't have phones????Can't get a thing by you..... :killingme

Amish women around here? They seem to like me when I talk to them or buy their baked goods but I give them my phone number and I never hear from them.



Strippers are the same way.