03-15-2012, 11:42 AM
A farmer living in the sticks of Louisana had a son who turned 18. He didnt have anything to give his son to mark this momentous occassion so he gave his son a duck. He said "Son all I have is this duck, take it to town and see what you can get for it" His son says "Thanks Dad and takes the duck and heads off to town." The first thing he comes to is a major highway with lots of traffic. He looks both ways and crosses with the duck in his arms. When he arrives in town, he says a house of ill repute and several young, scantily clad ladies standing on the porch. One of the ladies calls him over, "My your a fine looking young man, would you like to have a little roll in the hay? It'll only cost you $ 20.00" The kid replies " Well Maam, I'd like that very much, but all I got is this here duck" The girl thinks about it and says " That duck will do just fine" They proceed upstairs to do the deed. Afterwards, the girl is quite impressed with the boys equipment and offers to give the duck back to him, if they have another roll in the hay. After the "fun" was over the kid starts back to the farm to tell his father what he had done. He gets to the highway and starts to cross, the duck suddenly flys out of his arms and is hit by a truck. The driver stops and sees the kid bending over his dead duck. The driver says "Gee kid, I'm awful sorry about your duck" The kid says " My dad gave me that duck, its all he had to give me" The driver feels so bad about it, he gives the kid $ 20.00. The kid finally gets back home and his father asked him how he made out with the duck. The kid replies "purty good", I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k and $ 20.00 bucks for a f**ked up duck"