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Johannesburg – A self-proclaimed prophet from Mandeni, in KwaZulu-Natal, claims he has been to heaven four times, according to a report on Monday.

Sibusiso Mthembu, 64, said there were 11 heavens and he had drawn a map of them, the Sowetan newspaper reported.

Mthembu said he had his first heavenly journey in December 1998. The other three journeys took place in 2004, 2006 and 2008. On his return, he drew a map of heaven and its residents.
“An angel, whom I later realised was Gabriel, who was in his early 20s, appeared at my house and led me by the hand to the Mandeni River where he baptised me and he returned to heaven,” Mthembu told the newspaper.

Does it include a stairway?

Does it include a stairway?

And did he buy it?























:lol:

Does it include a stairway?

And did he buy it?



I'm guessing the stores were all closed...

Man claims to have map of heaven | SHINBOW.COM (http://www.shinbow.com/2012/03/19/man-claims-to-have-map-of-heaven/)


Johannesburg – A self-proclaimed prophet from Mandeni, in KwaZulu-Natal, claims he has been to heaven four times, according to a report on Monday.

Sibusiso Mthembu, 64, said there were 11 heavens and he had drawn a map of them, the Sowetan newspaper reported.

Mthembu said he had his first heavenly journey in December 1998. The other three journeys took place in 2004, 2006 and 2008. On his return, he drew a map of heaven and its residents.
“An angel, whom I later realised was Gabriel, who was in his early 20s, appeared at my house and led me by the hand to the Mandeni River where he baptised me and he returned to heaven,” Mthembu told the newspaper.

Hmmm..there must have been some recent "celestial" remodeling with additions.

- Mormons believe there are Three Heavens where people will end up at;

- Muslims believe there are Seven Heavens;

- The Holy Bible indicates that in eternity there will only be one: a New Heaven -and a New Earth.



Revelation, Chapter 21:

1. And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

2. And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.

3. And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.

4. And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

5. And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.

I'm guessing the stores were all closed...

Doesn't matter. Because with a word he could get what he came for......

Really makes me wonder.....

To be frank, I don't understand what this guy is waiting for. Just advertise that YOU can receive one genuine, photocopied, personally signed map to heaven for just...$19.99 + shipping and handling.

:shrug:


...easy.

To be frank, I don't understand what this guy is waiting for. Just advertise that YOU can receive one genuine, photocopied, personally signed map to heaven for just...$19.99 + shipping and handling.

:shrug:


...easy.

But wait! That's not all! If you order now......

But wait! That's not all! If you order now......

he'll send you 2 for the price of 1 !!!!!!!!!!! :lmao:

he'll send you 2 for the price of 1 !!!!!!!!!!! :lmao:

WAIT! There's Still More!

Be one of the first fifty callers and you'll receive a free monthly subscription to Sky News!

Just call 1-800-HEAVENS, that's 1-800-HEAVENS...

CALL NOW! Operators are standing by to take your call!

WAIT! There's Still More!

Be one of the first fifty callers and you'll receive a free monthly subscription to Sky News!

Just call 1-800-HEAVENS, that's 1-800-HEAVENS...

CALL NOW! Operators are standing by to take your call!


That is funny my friend.

Hmmm..there must have been some recent "celestial" remodeling with additions.

- Mormons believe there are Three Heavens where people will end up at;

- Muslims believe there are Seven Heavens;

- The Holy Bible indicates that in eternity there will only be one: a New Heaven -and a New Earth.


Hmmm....that equals 11 heavens :really:

Hmmm....that equals 11 heavens :really:

Eleven is your number!

Play it all day, every day, in your local Lotto or Powerball!