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Misfit
03-20-2012, 07:26 AM
Woman accused of orally raping man inside his house | Adelaide Now (http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/woman-accused-of-orally-raping-man-inside-his-house/story-e6frea83-1226303849586)
A WOMAN has been ordered to stand trial accused of breaking into a man's home and raping him.
Rebecca Helen Elder, 39, of Parkside, appeared in the District Court this morning.
She pleaded not guilty to one count of aggravated serious criminal trespass in a place of residence, and one count of rape.
Prosecution documents, filed with the court, allege both offences took place at a suburban location between September 20 and September 23 last year.
At trial, prosecutors will allege Elder broke into a house while its male occupant - who cannot be named - was lawfully on the premises.
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-20-2012, 07:52 AM
Woman accused of orally raping man inside his house | Adelaide Now (http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/woman-accused-of-orally-raping-man-inside-his-house/story-e6frea83-1226303849586)
A WOMAN has been ordered to stand trial accused of breaking into a man's home and raping him.
Rebecca Helen Elder, 39, of Parkside, appeared in the District Court this morning.
She pleaded not guilty to one count of aggravated serious criminal trespass in a place of residence, and one count of rape.
Prosecution documents, filed with the court, allege both offences took place at a suburban location between September 20 and September 23 last year.
At trial, prosecutors will allege Elder broke into a house while its male occupant - who cannot be named - was lawfully on the premises.
An "unwanted 'happy ending'"? I've never heard of such a thing.
If that is ALL that happened to this guy; what's wrong?
glhs837
03-20-2012, 08:01 AM
Doesnt say that she did things to him with her mouth...............And he does have a mouth..........
Doesnt say that she did things to him with her mouth...............And he does have a mouth..........
Suffocation by muff ?? :popcorn:
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-20-2012, 08:06 AM
Doesnt say that she did things to him with her mouth...............And he does have a mouth..........
Well, okay. I guess that this woman "orally raping" this guy could go one of two ways.
An "unwanted 'happy ending'"? I've never heard of such a thing.
If that is ALL that happened to this guy; what's wrong?
She didn't finish what she started? :cds:
Pushrod
03-20-2012, 08:13 AM
What, is this guy wheelchair bound or a 98 pound weakling? How could this happen? Just doesn't make sense.
nhboy
03-20-2012, 08:41 AM
Doesnt say that she did things to him with her mouth
Yes it does.....
Misfit
03-20-2012, 09:16 AM
This story’s hard to swallow.
glhs837
03-20-2012, 09:39 AM
Yes it does.....
So it does, my apologies. I went with the snippet we were given.
thurley42
03-20-2012, 10:00 AM
An "unwanted 'happy ending'"? I've never heard of such a thing.
If that is ALL that happened to this guy; what's wrong?
Really dude?
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-20-2012, 03:05 PM
Really dude?
Yup.....really.....just sounds like some guy trying to get his 15 minutes.
"aggravated serious criminal trespass".....that sounds like trespassing with a weapon? Maybe THAT is how this woman "raped" this unidentified guy.
If you don't comply, I'll shoot you; or even worse, ".....I'll cut it off."
Yup.....really.....just sounds like some guy trying to get his 15 seconds.
:fixed:
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-20-2012, 03:15 PM
:fixed:
I know what I meant.
I know what I meant.
huh?
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-20-2012, 03:25 PM
huh?
You follow your own posts, don't you?
I said 15 minutes and you replied with "15 seconds" then said "fixed"
That's why I said, "I know what I meant." :-D
FireBrand
03-20-2012, 03:26 PM
What would P@ Robertson say ? :shrug:
You follow your own posts, don't you?
I said 15 minutes and you replied with "15 seconds" then said "fixed"
That's why I said, "I know what I meant." :-D
what?
lovinmaryland
03-20-2012, 03:34 PM
what?
Who's on first????
Who's on first????
Dave's not here....
thurley42
03-20-2012, 03:37 PM
Yup.....really.....just sounds like some guy trying to get his 15 minutes.
"aggravated serious criminal trespass".....that sounds like trespassing with a weapon? Maybe THAT is how this woman "raped" this unidentified guy.
If you don't comply, I'll shoot you; or even worse, ".....I'll cut it off."
Trying to get 15 minutes????? A woman came in his house and sexually assaulted him.....I really don't know anyone so hard up for a BJ that they'd just wake up and be happy about it....Sure it's funny to joke that if it was some super hot chick you'd say, "Thank you god" and smile, but the fact of the matter is more like she's a slagathor with herpes.......that stuff is freaking unsettling no matter what sex the parties are...
Trying to get 15 minutes????? A woman came in his house and sexually assaulted him.....I really don't know anyone so hard up for a BJ that they'd just wake up and be happy about it....Sure it's funny to joke that if it was some super hot chick you'd say, "Thank you god" and smile, but the fact of the matter is more like she's a slagathor with herpes.......that stuff is freaking unsettling no matter what sex the parties are...
But if he got an erection could it really be considered rape? :confused:
thurley42
03-20-2012, 03:43 PM
But if he got an erection could it really be considered rape? :confused:
You don't need to be awake to get an erection....we're reminded of that dang near every morning.
You don't need to be awake to get an erection....we're reminded of that dang near every morning.
:lmao: good point!
SoMD_Fun_Guy
03-20-2012, 04:00 PM
You don't need to be awake to get an erection....we're reminded of that dang near every morning.
:killingme
DEEKAYPEE8569
03-20-2012, 04:08 PM
good point!
I guess it can be if.....never mindb.....
SoMD_Fun_Guy
03-20-2012, 04:10 PM
But if he got an erection could it really be considered rape? :confused:
All joking aside, rape has nothing to do with whether the victim is aroused or not. Rape is when the victim never mentally consented to the act. Just cuz the body might have instinctively gotten ready for sex doesn't mean the mind said "yes".
I guess it can be if.....never mindb.....
Boy, that joke sure did fall down the shaft!
:drummer:
All joking aside, rape has nothing to do with whether the victim is aroused or not. Rape is when the victim never mentally consented to the act. Just cuz the body might have instinctively gotten ready for sex doesn't mean the mind said "yes".
I need to see better pictures of the chick involved to make the proper evaluation on this story.... :coffee:
nachomama
03-20-2012, 04:17 PM
both offences took place at a suburban location between September 20 and September 23 last year.
This happened TWICE? :eyebrow:
itsbob
03-20-2012, 04:23 PM
Is she going to get hit with Obstruction because she swallowed the evidence?
SoMD_Fun_Guy
03-20-2012, 04:33 PM
This happened TWICE? :eyebrow:
No, the 2 offenses were #1 Trepassing and then #2 Rape.
Is she going to get hit with Obstruction because she swallowed the evidence?
Wait, if she was able to swallow then there couldn't have been anything obstructing the flow of the evidence. :lol:
nachomama
03-20-2012, 04:47 PM
No, the 2 offenses were #1 Trepassing and then #2 Rape.
Wait, if she was able to swallow then there couldn't have been anything obstructing the flow of the evidence. :lol:
So she broke in one day and "raped" him another. :yay:
So she broke in one day and "raped" him another. :yay:
Damn! That sucks! :drummer:
What would P@ Robertson say ? :shrug:
considering they didnt name the guy, and Pat Robertsons recent change of heart on pot and blowjobs, I think we can put two and two together and figure out that it went down like this.
The woman broke in twice, the first time she came in and swapped one of his laxative pills with viagra.
She then broke in later that evening for a second time, covered his head with a baggie and blew pot smoke into it until his eyes were glazed over.
By this time the viagra was working and she shifted her attention to his lower regions.
While he sucked down four bags of Grandma Utz and a twinkie, she completed the task at hand,, (so to speak)
When all was said and done, Pat figured that it was a mandate from God telling him that these things were ok.
Misfit
03-21-2012, 03:07 PM
she's a slagathor
What is a slagathor?
thurley42
03-21-2012, 03:20 PM
What is a slagathor?
It's what I call alot of what you see on peopleofwalmart.com I don't know where I heard that or came up with it......I imagine the woman from Dana Carvey's show with all the make up riding a scooter around because she's too lazy to walk, or that freaky landlady in Kingpin....
ew, just gave myself chills....
itsbob
03-21-2012, 03:25 PM
What would P@ Robertson say ? :shrug:
"I spoke to God last night, and he said if you didn't send me 10 MILLION dollars, he would send a slagathor to my house to orally rape me!!"
lovinmaryland
03-21-2012, 03:40 PM
It's what I call alot of what you see on peopleofwalmart.com I don't know where I heard that or came up with it......I imagine the woman from Dana Carvey's show with all the make up riding a scooter around because she's too lazy to walk, or that freaky landlady in Kingpin....ew, just gave myself chills....
What is it about good sex that makes me have to take a crap? Oh my little Roy toy!!!
:lmao:
Cheeky1
03-22-2012, 09:55 AM
But if he got an erection could it really be considered rape? :confused:
I guess most men might think with their brain in moments like these......as opposed to with their dick.
Misfit
03-22-2012, 10:12 AM
What is it about good sex that makes me have to take a crap? Oh my little Roy toy!!!
:lmao:
Sex for Rent - Kingpin Roy Munson - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14nwX5WKA5w&feature=related)
FED_UP
03-22-2012, 04:33 PM
May be she has aids, and he wants to get money out of her. A Bj can be deadly these days.
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