wrapped with a rubber band?




I found your rubber band.

wrapped with a rubber band?




I found your rubber band.

Where'd ya hear THAT one?

I've got one ALMOST as old:

A new teller on his first day on the job was instructed by the bank manager to count a stack of one-dollar bills. About 1/2 way through the stack, he stops; and goes to the bank manager and says he's finished. "But you only counted 1/2 way through the stack," the manager says.

The young kid responds, "Well, it's been right so far; I figured the rest of them are right too."

That is the advantage of an aging memory. There are no old jokes!

That is the advantage of an aging memory. There are no old jokes!

That's true. But there are those; like me; who remember just the punchline of certain jokes, too.